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Only if they've mixed with mutt DNA.
Whites don't have brown eyes.

Love the moment when you start drinking and you feel it in your legs and lower back. Starts burning slightly and goes all weak. My favourite part of drink I reckon.

t. Osama Bin Shaieed

>play and pause YouTube videos with my neck
explain

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They're just ugly lad, sorry. I have blue eyes and no brown in either side of my family, might as well keep it going.

my favourite part is the massive slimey shite the next day

Like I can put my laptop up to the top of my chest and one of my fat rolls sometimes accidentally presses the pad and pauses the video or some shit.

Take a girl with brown eyes.
Give her blue eyes - she's instantly 2 points more attractive.

>According to science, people of all races can have hazel eye color. However, hazel eyes occur mostly throughout Caucasian countries
Too much Yas Forums for you lads

Green Eye master race reporting in
Origi

green eyes > blue

>hazel
cope, paki mutt

OooOOooooOOOoooohhhhhh
you fat fuck

for me it's that glorious first sip of beer

Keep getting distracted and coming back to replies when the threads dead.

Was gonna get drunk but it's too humid. Cant be arsed.

t. pseudo intellectual that thinks memes are real
you can keep pretending your memes are real but we both know you are a mong!

>h-hazel
Hahaha. You aren't white. You might as well be from North Africa.

krakatoa erupted yesterday. what are your plans when yellowstone follows and this asteroid hits us in may?

Ok mohammed lad

Yeah I haven't posted here for a while but I'm the morbidly obese guy who makes these drawings.

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love those little chumba drawings lad gets me all giggly every time

Just had a shower. Now cooling down in bed. Womfy.

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>have something to eat
>instantly hungry 2 hours later
Wtf

udel.edu/~mcdonald/mytheyecolor.html
how does it feel to be proven wrong by a "paki"

>curtain twitcher neighbours keep spying on everyone
>fucking susan at number 15 thinks she is an "essential worker" by spying
>got prescription one day
>later in the day got a morrisons food box
>got a snotty note probably from her saying "you don't need two lots of food shopping in one day"
>meanwhile she has fucking bundles of loo roll in her caravan on her drive

Cheers lad. I like the nick name. I guess I have found my niche.

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Mum's walking around the house in short shorts and yoga pants with no bra and as far as I can tell going off to her room to wank every other hour. She also seems to be reading porn books. I'm wanking like a monkey thinking about her.

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Ok rasheed lad, I don't click links btw

If this is real you should unironically cough through her letterbox. What a nosy cunt

Would love to smash the fuck out of Simon Cowell's face

if i came to your house, i reckon she sounds desperate enough to shag me
yeah, me

how does that make you feel?

It's literally impossible for a black, asian or arab to have blue eyes unless they have white DNA.

The only way you get brown eyes is by having the non-white allele for eye colour.

Was going to take a bath today but one of the bloody pipes broke causing water to leak downstairs when the bath is used
Stinky smelly boy me

I don't know who you are. We're all desperate in this lockdown. It's warming up and there's no excercise or work to take our minds off sex. I'm wanking thinking about my mum ffs.

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For FUCK sake missed the new bastard thread again. Anyway, if the lad who wants a lezzer m8 is still here I can be yer pal.

send her a snotty note back, hate cunts like that

Had a nice long one after my run. First bath i've enjoyed in ages. Didn't ruin it by wanking this time.

I reckon you're right.

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I'm already about as close with you cunts on here than I am with most of my friends.

She has one of those ring doorbells so not sure what I can really do to get back at her. She is one of those annoying bitches that complains about everything. She made a huge fucking song and dance about clapping and even let off fireworks. She was a bit weird bipolar but ever since this whole corona thing she has gotten worse.

is your mum fit lad?
think i could go for a cheeky little tug to the thought of your mum going around in short shorts and no bra phwoar

I live on a council estate in a Norf city. People don't leave passive aggressive notes around here they just throw a brick through your window if they don't like you.

>short shorts AND yoga pants
sounds quite modest.