Be phimosed

If I tell you I guarantee you'll cringe and cross your legs

did you have a lot of smegma user?

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I actually did not see any

You didn't even have phimosis you dumb fuck.
If your piss was enough to lubricate it then what about when you were in a shower?
Your foreskin excretes some "mucus" too which would've been enough to lubricate it too.

did you like cut it yourself with scissors or something.

Why don't I slap you with my hard 19cm dick in the face so you can see my phimosis up close you dumb cock sucker?

I had phimosis and then I used a tenga cup and my skin got pulled back when I fucked it. It hurt but it fixed my phimosis

Why do retarded people like you have to exist? Wish you were dead or something I guess

Sure. Do that and I can stretch your foreskin since you are too retarded to do it yourself.

>offers to fix another user's dick
kinda gay but true comradeship

good for you, I remember finally uncovering my dick when I was 14 and it was all covered it it and ever since then I clean my dick every time I go to the toilet
nice trips btw

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No I'm not THAT Fucking retarded, I just found out it wasn't normal from other equally hormonal lads and made up some bullshit to my parents about not being able to pee, so I went to a doctor and she basically forced it down, which was excruciatingly plainful and felt like I was being castrated, after that it stung so bad I couldn't pee for a few hours, but after a few weeks I had a normal PP and the rest is fapping like hell
Then again it could be because of our crappy medical system, I assume in more civilized countries it would be different with at least some anesthetic

If the child plays with his dick growing up there's no issue, if he just stretches as a child on the skin I mean

But white people say kids shouldn't touch themselves even though it's ok to be gay and cut your dick off

I say this as a cutfag

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>remembering when I was a teen and pulled my foreskin back for the first time
>chipping away all that crusty smeg
>the absolute fear and pain

At least it's normal now, but for fuck's sake, Americans really need to educate kids about intact dicks. I didn't even know it was supposed to retract for the longest time

I don't remember having dick cheese, but I do remember a distinct smell of rotting fish which I still get

you have chronic yeast issues
Unironically get some vagisil

Clean your dick retard, Jesus Christ

You what?That's a thing?

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I didn't think it was necessary but I guess I'll have to elaborate on the extent of my dick wrapper

The motherfucker is screwed on tight, for the longest (heh) time it moved maybe half a centimeter, and I didn't really put any effort into fixing it. Only recently I started stretching it but it always seems kinda fruitless and dangerous. I'm no cock expert, but it looks like there's another problem with it that I don't know how to describe, the thing that connects the head and the skin sort of wraps around when I stretch it down and instincts tell me it shouldn't be this way

Today it went all the way down because I was consistently pulling it for a while, sometimes it did went "too far" but it was maybe halfway to the head. Also the dick was flaccid, I seriously doubt it I can stretch it down while hard

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>1% of men have phimosis
>therefore, 100% should be mutilated
fuck off

>wraps around
What?

dunno how to describe it. sort of if you rolled up your sleeve

Some women get breast cancer, this is why all female babies should get routine mastectomies!

Do you even hear yourself while typing unbelievably retarded shit like this?