>be phimosed
>pissing
>stretching the skin back to make sure no piss is left behind
>piss made the area slippery and the skin went all the way back
FOR THE FIRST TIME IN 21 YEARS OF MY LIFE THE DARKEST DEEPEST CORNERS OF MY DICK HEAD SAW THE LIGHT OF DAY AND BREATHED AIR
SIMULTANEOUSLY, FOR THAT SINGLE SECOND, MY SOUL LEFT MY BODY
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHH IT STILL HURTS JUST THINKING ABOUT IT
Be phimosed
Isaiah Garcia
Owen Lopez
i have slight phimosis where i can pull it back when flaccid but not when erect
...........not like i was gonna have sex anyway hahahahahahhahahahaahah
Ian Powell
Phimosis is why every baby should be circumcised. You cannot argue with me on this.
Hunter Anderson
Go get circumcised if you have a legitimate medical condition faggot.
Asher Ross
>out of the gene pool
how can I be IN the gene pool if I can't fuck with my wrapped up willy retard
Ryan Anderson
This is why I come to Yas Forums, welcome to the club user, be glad you didn't get rid of it the way I did
Lincoln Price
>you didn't get rid of it the way I did
I'm scared of asking
Thomas Brown
Just keep stretching retard. I had the same problem and fixed it with daily stretching
Samuel Myers
I wouldn't ask, but it involved puberty hormones, in industrial amounts
Hunter Moore
>Destroy every baby's ability to feel pleasure because of a minority condition that can potentially be treated without any invasive surgery.
Uhh...