"Mr. user, on your form under 'Number of Sexual Partners' you wrote 'RyanGoslingScreaming.jpg'...

>"Mr. user, on your form under 'Number of Sexual Partners' you wrote 'RyanGoslingScreaming.jpg'. I'm not sure what means but I will need to know the actual number."

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>'RyanGoslingScreaming.jpg
holy fuck I'm going to write that shit next time I go to the doctor's.

Just print this out and bring with you

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>number of sexual partners
They should actually ask this, and deny medical services to anyone with a higher number than 10.

Honestly what would happen if I (28 years old) would write 0 down there? Would they ask if I'm sure, make fun of me or just move on?

If you are not deformed they'll probably assume you are a catholic priest or an asexual

Medfag here. We literally don't give a shit. We just want you to answer our history taking questions, perform whatever medical exam and just get out the door. Why would we want to prolong a consultation just for a laugh? Got no time for that shit.

>Why would we want to prolong a consultation just for a laugh?

Yes Medchads enjoy doing this.

this reads like a fucking horoscope lmao
>occasionally you feel sad :(

How often to the Stacy nurses laugh about patients when they are on their break?