>"Mr. user, on your form under 'Number of Sexual Partners' you wrote 'RyanGoslingScreaming.jpg'. I'm not sure what means but I will need to know the actual number."
"Mr. user, on your form under 'Number of Sexual Partners' you wrote 'RyanGoslingScreaming.jpg'...
Carter Allen
Dominic Gonzalez
>'RyanGoslingScreaming.jpg
holy fuck I'm going to write that shit next time I go to the doctor's.
Dominic Barnes
Just print this out and bring with you
Justin Peterson
>number of sexual partners
They should actually ask this, and deny medical services to anyone with a higher number than 10.
Leo Turner
Honestly what would happen if I (28 years old) would write 0 down there? Would they ask if I'm sure, make fun of me or just move on?
Liam Howard
If you are not deformed they'll probably assume you are a catholic priest or an asexual
Jaxson Harris
Medfag here. We literally don't give a shit. We just want you to answer our history taking questions, perform whatever medical exam and just get out the door. Why would we want to prolong a consultation just for a laugh? Got no time for that shit.
Camden Murphy
>Why would we want to prolong a consultation just for a laugh?
Yes Medchads enjoy doing this.
Oliver Barnes
this reads like a fucking horoscope lmao
>occasionally you feel sad :(
Joshua Harris
How often to the Stacy nurses laugh about patients when they are on their break?
Andrew Lewis
Wait, I though this is a meme. Do hospitals in Murrica actually ask you the number of sexual partners? How is that important in any way?
Bentley Harris
it's just to see how well adjusted to the society you are, if you put in 0 you will be put on a watchlist.
Cameron Clark
>How is that important in any way?
probably for STDs and shit like that.
Never went to a hospital that asked for number of sex partners though they usually only ask if you're sexually active or not.
Noah Collins
They don't do it as a routine question in germany except maybe when you come for shit like std treatment.
Jaxon Kelly
I've been asked if I'm currently sexually active but never for an exact number.
Jaxson Carter
>I've been asked if I'm currently sexually active but never for an exact number.
>tfw masturbate a few times a week and use that as an excuse to say Yes, I am sexually active
Joseph Stewart
As far as stacies go, Nurses are some of nicest ones.
The only white girls I want to fuck are nurses tbhfam
Hunter Kelly
Fucking hell. When my GP practice opens again I'm actually going to print this out and try and get some meds. (Not the Gosling version but the normal wikipedia one).
Eli Parker
[chair clattering].jpg
Kayden Nguyen
Welcome to the social sciences
Promise you'll come back and tell me how it goes, and if it's worth it.
Easton Carter
Glad I'm not mentally ill, just a giant loser.
Dominic Carter
This post my me lol, and perhaps even rofl.
Nathan Johnson
i have every overt trait but none of the covert ones
Jayden Rodriguez
sounds familiar but then... might just label myself anyway, thats the done thing now right? i'm manic depressive according to the girl in my life right now. Maybe I want to be schizoid instead.
Ethan Gonzalez
These people have probably pulled hamsters out of asses. A 28 yr old virgin isn't going to affect them.
Wyatt Moore
>the girl in my life
Kys normalfag
Elijah Powell
It's just a girl I talk to from work desu. She just finds me a novelty I think.
Jace Davis
>RyanGoslingScreaming.jpg
actual fucking kek thx op
Isaac Nguyen
>Sorry, I din't count since 200
Anthony Sanchez
>Covert Features
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>quite creative and may make unique and original contributions
I got scared there for a second.
Juan Phillips
that's painfully accurate