/britfeel/

Yeah totally get what you mean sister
*scratches balls*

First two albums were great, rest were meh. They definitely do not shit on The Beatles and I'm not even that big a fan of them, The Doors were not nearly as groundbreaking or innovative or consistent.

drink too much too quickly lads have to lay down for a while

Tbh lad I scratch my tits allll the time, way I see it its no different from scratching your balls

Did my stretches. Just boiled and pickled some eggs. Cleaned up my kitchen and about to do my living room. Needs a hoover so might request some help.
Will be doing stickies later so can update any baby daddies/mummies.
I know user requested twig and splinter. Anyone else?

Need to go buy cans but I'm slightly too hungover to drive

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Finished off the Amstel got a Deliveroo if booze on the way lads wheeeeyyyyyyyt I LOVE FANNY

Might as well give me an update on pumpkins even though i ask far too often. You thought about getting one of those robot vacuum cleaners?

Creampied the wife earlier

Who is this EDA trip mong? Most times I see him post everyone ignores him.

Give it an hour then go.

sometimes ill be out and have to give my nipple a quick scratch

Gone out for a walk lads. It's really warm out. Got white leather shoes on I got on sale last autumn but never wore yet. Got blisters. Ouch.
Loads of normies out sitting in the parks. Hardly exercise. I guess I'm no better having a rest on a bench.
Got a pack of fags after not smoking for over a month. Shame.
You lads gone on any comfy walks?

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You don't ask too much. I'll send you a picture later too lad

917 dead lads

After this I'm going to make t shirts rhay day "I survived Covid-19 and all I got was this lousy shirt"

Did you put the effort in with double or just make it with squirty cream?

nonce socks

No walks for me lid but I started smoking again. What brand did you buy? I smoke roll ups but am quite partial to the odd Marlborough red

As a woman I empathise with this post.
*itches under foreskin*

youtube.com/watch?v=YurDcSucVkM

Hold tight la's ATTICUS iis back in da houuuusee

>fewer than yesterday

It's over already.

FAACKIN HELL LOOK AT HER MUM, dutty redbit

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Because they want to be children. They dont want to grow up. So they abort babies, choose infertility, or kill children in other ways to stay the youngest generation.

Let's go frens! Come on.

Getting comfy tonight-I'm feelin' alright
Gonna let it all hang out
Wanna get some wizza, a tasty little pizza
Yeah, I wanna scream and shout
No inhibitions, yummy inhibitons
Get a little outta line
I ain't gonna act politically correct
I only wanna have a good time

The best thing about being an Apu
Is the prerogative to have a little fun

Oh, oh, oh, out of my shelter, forget I'm a Helper
blue shirts, brown shorts
Oh, oh, oh, gonna make you smile doing it in style
Oh, oh, oh, Pepe abstraction, feel the attraction
Snacks everywhere, eat what I dare
Oh, oh, oh, I wanna be free yeah, to feel the way I feel
Man! I feel like an Apu!

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Not good. Don't think I'll buy another pack after this. Thought I'd love that first puff but I didn't. Marlboro red is what I got actually.

Firing up the grill again lads, might have to post my wings.

jiggly bums are best

WE'VE FLATTENED THE CURVE
*puts his shorts on and heads off towards the pub*

I think i'd grow a beard if I went bald, or should I say when, although do you have to? I've got an alright head and face and by the time I would I wouldn't look as skin head-y as I do now if I were to shave it all off, tats I think are a bit shit, all my mates have them and honestly I don't want to say anything but good lord that shit isn't gonna age well

fucking asparagus farmer on the news saying he needs english workers or his asparagus will rot and wont be in the shops, how devastating will that be

The reason we dont want to do it is because they pay peanuts and its shit work, fuck his asparagus

lad it's gonna fewer before and massively spiked, whenever it goes lower it always ends up going higher, plus were not at the peak or whatever yet

>The Division

What a turd of a game.

Alao I've considered a robot hoover but I don't know how they cope with hair and carpets

I'd do it desu. As long as it's a legal wage.

legal wage but you have to pay for the acommodation and live in trailers with people and break your back all day

just get a vacuum lad dont fuck about

Why would an asparagus farmer pay with peanuts and not with asparagus?

nearly 10 00 dead from the coof now lads
sad

>accomodation

hahahahahahahahahhaaa

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you can get up to 14 quid an hour working as a farm harvest worker lad. you work hard and pick and pack loads and you get paid extra

a hut more like, go live in a shed and get paid minimum wage, yea la thanks bbc one news for having a 5 min segment on this shit la

I struggle to vacuum. Same with mopping and sweeping up

but user, they told is we need immigrants to do that.

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i think i'll let the asparagus rot la

scea and nubs are going out! pass it on!

Will tell you something I havent even told me missus la. I have a really big inner labia and clitoral hood and sometimes I get a pube stuck under the hood and it pokes me right in the clit and it fucking hurts

SCEA can do better

youtube.com/watch?v=NmrSeXD6LVI

>mfw brits unironically listen to this

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glad its not me is all i can say lass

Was going to comment this haha. I'm a pos

Imagine a sharp pubic hair sticking you right in the knob end la

hmm, personally I only listen to pop punk from around 2000-2007

hey man i love my chemical romance too

I seriously can't get over how odd looking AOC is, how the fuck do you come out looking that deformed out of the womb?

love pop punk from 2000-2007
love garage
love trance
love hardcore
simple as

not him, just dont grow them long enough for that to happen to me.

wish scea was dead desu

Why ain't fat arse Patel on t'stream yet??

Me? I think Madonna is a right filthy slag.

Holding on...
When you don't belong...

When you don't feel right
But it's all you got...

Holding on...
But I'm pretty sure I'll never make it

Maybe I'll wake up tomorrow
And figure out where to begin
And maybe I won't feel so hollow...

It's 3 A.M.,
(It's 3 A.M.)
It feels like these stone walls are caving in

Please tell me I'm not alone
(I'm not alone...)
'Cause I'm tired of sleeping in!
(Whoa!)
Maybe I'll wake up tomorrow...
(Whoa!)
And figure out where to begin...
(Whoa!)
Maybe I won't feel so hollow
But I'm pretty sure I'll be sleeping in

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She is. She has a lil thing to stand on.
NOW EVERYONE SHUT UP N LISTEN

Are you a female? I'm going stir crazy here. Haven't seen my girlfriend in nearly a month.
Wanna break quarantine and have mad passionate sex?

Stop spamming and flooding the thread please.

ayy macarena

i am, but havent had sex with one (yet).

settle down seether ill post what i want

Mummy Priti is on telly lads

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I've never kissed a girl 3:

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I would genuinely do it but I can never even find these jobs
They must only advertise on fucking eastern european job boards

why yes, I too am a female

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I'm not a girl so you should know what to do.

Pipe down you infantile twat

suck out

She's such a bitch and fat

>i am
me too mate

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Love a wee bit of black lass

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Imagine giving her a foot rub

Yea they do, but dont worry the asparagus farmer put a facebook status up and all the huns & mums shared it and apparently they got thousands of comments so that must mean theres loads of people stepping up to the challengge and the worry is over

ASPARAGUAS FOUR DINNER LADS,
clap 4 are asparagus 8PM tonight!

You need to suck in you obese mong

Okay yeah I'd quite like that actually

just on my bed lol. just here doing nowt