Do chestlet femanons feel breast envy? does having small titties make you feel insecure?

they are inside me, so that would be hard to do

imma boy. I think I've been blessed overall but there's plenty to nitpick. confidence feels so much better than the garbage that was being a teen

>do chestlet femanons feel breast envy?
No I feel seething impotent hatred.
Just kidding, cows are kinda hot tbqh.

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can i watch you suck some titties?

I read a study about something like that. I wrote a big post about it, but the thread was pruned before I finished, so I saved it.
>average cup size in EU size standards
>Argentina: B
>Australia: D
>Austria: B
>Belgium: B
>Brazil: B
>Croatia: B
>Czech Republic: B
>Denmark: C
>Finland: C
>France: A
>Germany: D
>India: B
>Indonesia: Ireland: D
>Italy: A
>Japan: A
>Korea: A
>Malaysia: New Zealand: D
>Nigeria: A
>Norway: D
>Russia: B
>Singapore: South Africa: B
>Spain: C
>Sweden: C
>Netherlands: D
>United Kingdom: D
>United States (non-Caucasian): E
>United States (Caucasian): >F
>U.S. born women commonly have a hemispherical breast shape that fills the upper part of a bra cup, while other women typically have a more pear-shaped chest, which fills only the lower part of the bra cup. Even when a U.S. woman wears a bra with the same cup size as a woman born in another country, the U.S. woman typically has a significantly larger breast volume
>A typical woman born in the U.S.A. or Canada has a very large breast volume regardless of her body weight.
>25% of Caucasian U.S. women have a total mean breast mass of about 5,7 kg, while a Filipino woman belonging to the bustiest quartile in her country only has a total breast mass of about 0,3 kg
>It has been shown that young women who come to the United States as exchange students have a very high incidence of mental problems related to their body image and self-esteem
I don't care about size, so much, I like flat chests, too, but I do care about shape. Either way, the US is the best.

user there's literally a million videos of much better looking girls sucking tiddies on the internet.

CUP SIZE WITHOUT BAND SIZE IS NOT A MEANINGFUL MEASUREMENT OF BOOB REEEEEEEEEEE

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>user there's literally a million videos of much better looking girls sucking tiddies on the internet.
shut up and suck on some fucking titties

LARPing faggots I present you with a pose I call
"boobless handstand"

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i fucking love breast implants, i just want to squeeze some hard fake tiddies.

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But aren't these things intuitively true? We can argue about whether the Irish actually have bigger tits than the Danish or not, but the general trends of Caucasians having bigger tits than non-Caucasians and Americans having giant milkers TO ME sound like things people would've told you without reading the study. What I found interesting was the shape difference. It didn't prove that female immigrants to America have insecurities, but rather flat out said "it has been shown," so I guess that's that.

that gif is so nice it's giving me the tingles all over

i need ginger bush in my life

Look if you deliver some to my house during quarantine I'm game

Intuitively, yes I'm sure westerners have bigger boobs than Asians, but the two cup sizes difference between Germany and Austria who are very similar people seems misleading without the band size included. I'm not sure why (or if) burgers have much larger boobs regardless of BMI or if it's controlled for cosmetic surgery as well.

I need cute celts in my life

her skin is so nice pale and smooth

Well yeah she's a master race redhead what do you expect

>Look if you deliver some to my house during quarantine I'm game
id deliver you so many boobies bb

It makes me feel uncomfortable.

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i wouldnt exactly call them hard but they definitely dont feel like waterballoons or jiggle nearly as much as natural ones

gingers are usually disgusting

no, i think big ones are gross. i like my smol boobies.

quite honestly that's so fucking hot.

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Ah I see, you're one of those guys

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You're wrong and you're taste a shit. Shiiiiiit.

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dont ever say a bad thing about gingers again you fucking piece of trash

looks a lot like that pic actually
im glad someone thinks its okay, makes me feel a bit better really

>I'm not sure why (or if) burgers have much larger boobs regardless of BMI
It's probably greater fat intake during prepubescence. This also causes puberty to start earlier. I remember reading something about teenagers who live in the middle of nowhere in like Central Asia don't start puberty until their late teens.

if you were my gf would you let me play with your fake titties all day long?

those kinds of tits are perfect, i would love to rest my head in them and kiss the nipples.

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I just think it wouldn't feel great.

not in public, i think id be sore regardless. some days they are just a bit sore naturally, not sure why

im glad to hear i didnt fuck up completely

>not in public, i think id be sore regardless. some days they are just a bit sore naturally, not sure why
do boob massages help sore boobs

i dont think ive massaged them long enough to know. i was really afraid that it would mess with the healing and never got over that

You don't have to think about it

tfw no sore boob gf to give boob massages

i don't think a simple massage can mess with healing.

ill take one massage please

definitely not over a year after the surgery. only thing thats left is for the scar to fade completely

got boobs earlier than the other girls and all the other girls have hated me since so I guess breast envy is a thing.