>"Sorry user I'm going to have to ask you to step aside for a minute so I can check between you legs. You know the rules, no woman are allowed on the internet"
Bulge Inspector
Austin Garcia
John Gutierrez
Understandable,What do you think?
Parker Roberts
Check away, partner. Just don't be surprised if there's more than what you bargained for down there, missy. In for a dime, in for a dollar.
Joshua Ward
You pass, barely.
Uwu, Mr. Cruz this is more than I expected
Jonathan Ortiz
Let me through you CIA nigger
Easton Taylor
Please be rough, Ms. Bulge Inspector
William Campbell
You can pass, I'm not a nigger though.
Disappointing, you may pass.
Ryder Jenkins
the internet bulge inspector would just cause rebellious women to start stuffing their panties to have glorious bulges so that they can shitpost on the internet
Jaxon Ross
m-my bulge???
Tyler Jackson
You pass with a big bulge.
This little bump will get you through.
Michael White
only if you sit on my face while inspecting
Wyatt Collins
hehe no problem in a guy!
Nicholas Young
B-but I barely make a bulge! I swear I have a penis tho theres no need to check...
Cameron Price
Gross, your micro bulge passes.
I'm going to have to get this one looked at. Please make your way to the back.
Henry Murphy
You will also need to go for further inspection, you should ask for a female when you get checked more thoroughly.
Christian Cruz
F-further inspection? Why? What does "further inspection mean? Wasn't touching my p-penis enough?
Wyatt Jackson
Not sure if I'd consider that a penis, seems more like a clit to me.
Tyler Thomas
nonono i only want to show my penis to my future wife. i-i cant let you see it!
Nathaniel Clark
A c-c-clit?! But miss its not that small... Does this mean you won't let me through??
Dominic Wright
Only if you get a DNA test and are shown to be biological male.
Isaiah Perry
Only my waifu shall see my bulge
Begone wench
Parker Bailey
This is humiliating...i promise I'm not a girl okay!!
Ayden Roberts
You have to follow orders or I'll get you removed by force.
John Hill
Be grateful, I have deigned to grace this thread with my post.
Luis Jones
Thank you, and you pass.
Austin Richardson
Okay officer, go ahead.
Nicholas Evans
There's no need, official. I can assure I have a magnum dong.
Carson Rodriguez
Penis confirmed.
Further confirmation required.
Luke Bennett
Understandable bro, go right ahead.
Jonathan Lee
I have a 9inch schlonkiedonkie ,officer (im not bigu) let me through.
Jeremiah Rogers
You can pass chad
8.2 at most, you pass though
Kevin Jones
Uwu~ please let me in r9k with you user!
Blake Ramirez
No your not a man sorry