Have you ever fucked an escort? would you recommend it for a kissless virgin?

have you ever fucked an escort? would you recommend it for a kissless virgin?

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does it include all holes in the fare?

Heavenly trips demand answers. If you DO decide to do it, you'll experience what sex is like in an average situation. Contrary to what some would try to convince you, the "real" thing is far worse in some respects and you'll likely be judged on your performance throughout the entire ordeal. Think of it more like a Sunday drive vs a driving test

i dunno

so it's good for experience, then?

Lost my virginity in a 4 some with 3 Colombian brothel whores.

how was it?j

I haven't but I would very much like too. Unfortunately I live in America so it's kind of a risky proposition. One of the many reasons I want to acquire a decent salary now is so I can take a sex vacation to Europe or somewhere where prostitution is legal.

No and I'd recommend trying to get a gf before you go on about fucking hookers

I was on a lot of drugs, so its hard to describe. But all of our bodies touching was nice and kissing each other was really nice. Best part was when I had two of them by my side on each arms and one riding my dick. Also creamed inside of two of them which was nice.
Mind you, I only kissed them because I thought I had cancer. I'm glad I didn't catch anything.

Yes
It's pretty meh, an onahole is a better investment to be desu

better? of the hookers or all my partners?
i think its like 5%. i wore a rubber so idc

i meant i wouldnt be cheaping out, sorry if i worded it wrong

of the hookers

>i meant i wouldnt be cheaping out, sorry if i worded it wrong
Cool.
I've been with 2 and very much enjoyed it and gained some good experience

Definitely brazil. The girl I fucked in vegas was beautiful, but it cost me $1000 for and i couldnt kiss her. contrast that to this girl i fucked in brazil who was maybe 20 years old, let me snort coke off of her tits and tongue kissed me while we fucked in a room with no ac for like four hours. she was pouring sweat riding my dick speaking portugese it was a sight. cost like 200 bucks. the other girl in brazil i fucked was close to forty. i didnt want to kiss her though. i just made her ride my dick until i came

Almost a wizard huh? Go for it man. I truly hate to say it but any woman you get as a lover for real would expect you to know what you're doing in the bedroom by now. Im lost my virginity to a hooker at 23 and had a legit gf the next year and we lasted almost a whole year after that. I dont think I would have been comfortable/confident around a woman to do that unless I got as intimate as possible with one first personally but thats just me,since I legit never even held hands with a girl before then. You need to sort of break the ice you know?

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Well I spent like $600 US, 200 per girl. That's was 4 times the going rate for that place. Plus I brought the mdma as well.
I know it's like that in Amsterdam. I wanted to pay double for this one girl with no condom, but they didn't allow it.

If you can find a hooker then better for you

did you lose your virginity with one?

that sounds like a wild experience, i probably wouldn't be able to handle that

yeah i know there's no getting around the inexperience anymore so that's why im considering it so much. especially if it helps with confidence for getting a relationship too.

>that sounds like a wild experience, i probably wouldn't be able to handle that
i mean yeah probably dont go on a coke fueled sex romp with a hooker for your first time

no I haven't, thank you for asking

>did you lose your virginity with one?
No but it was the first time I had "proper" sex that I was satisfied with my performance with.
I had sex with someone a month after that and she had no complaints and kept coming back

heh

what was the difference?

Honestly, I'd fuck an escort if I had a big dick.

>6.5 lenght
>4.5 girth

I'd get myself one of those short petite ones and just fuck her as rough as possible. Unfortunately my dick is small, and if I do it it'd be just for the momentary pleasure of sexual intercourse, and that's really not that fun.

One could wonder, why an escort for that specific purpose? Well, an escort is a one time thing, and she can't accuse you of rape afterwards, so you can pound her into oblivion and do all sort of nasty stuff to her, as oppose to a regular girl, who'd probably ask you to stop and leave if you're too rough with her.

The second time I had sex, I was a little more experienced with the female anatomy, and it was with this girl I was friends with, she was a little drunk from all the wine she was drinking and I ended up sneaking her back to my parent's house to have sex.

She was doing all these slutty things, like bending over and putting her ass up, and playing with herself before I started doing anything, so I assumed she was down to have some really rough sex, and since my dick is average at best I assumed it wouldn't really hurt her if I took her, boy was I wrong.

A few minutes in we were doing missionary, and I grabbed her by the hips and started going fast and rubbing her clit, then I heard the first "ow" then in the haze of pleasure, wine, and Adderall, I heard "Stop stop it hurts" and made me pull out, proceeded by her telling me to go slow because my dick was too big and it was hurting her.

Never again.

I want some rough non stop hard pounding sex where I feel all the insides of a woman! And for that, I need a bigger dick, and a girl who can take it. I'm pretty sure an escort would, but as said before, no point in getting one with my average dick.

Any other robots feel this feel? I don't know how that size could be considered big (by the studies people keep posting), it looks small, I've measured it correctly.

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Yes. Would recommend too if bbn you can find a hot one in your area.

Dude he's talking about Colombia, not Europe or America. Barebacking prostitutes is far more common than you think, I've done it in Colombia and in Australia. No, I've never caught anything and I'v been tested for everything.

>what was the difference?
With what? Performance? Just knowing how to last a bit longer. What gets me going if I have anxiety/performance issues.

Maybe when the lockdown and travel restrictions are over, I'm prob gonna to Tijuana,
Assuming you are in the US it's cheaper then nevada brothels by far.

Believe it or not I had a gf, I lied my ass off and faked my whole personality. I got laid.
I got lucky a few times but, I found it not to be worth it. Paying money was more easy and honest.

Given that I would say it's better to lose your v-card to a gf then a whore but, if you are damn sure you can't do it that way, go for it. However you can, just go for it.

THIS user HAS GONE INSANE

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But yeah, fellas, I don't know, sorry for the long rant, my Adderall just kicked in.

Do people really think 6.5 inches in lenght and 4.5 is considered big? Let's not even go there, is it considered average? Because to me it looks small. It's longer than my iPhone 8 Plus, like the whole thing, not just the screen, and it's 4.5 inches in girth last time I measured.

If you go online and read, people say that's bigger than the average, it's pretty crazy, because to me it looks small, but the girl I mentioned before said it was big, I don't know, I just wish it was bigger so I could get escort and ruin their vaginas.

Can't do that with one night stands, and definitely can't do that with a girl you're serious with, unless she's a whore, but then at that point an escort would've been the better choice.

There's just something pleasurable about the idea of fucking a girl so hard her pussy will remember you for the rest of it's existence.

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sorry, i mean the escort compared to the times before that you weren't happy with. was it different or was it just that having more experience helped?

unless you can put it out of your head that you have to pay for something that chad gets for free then you won't enjoy it.

I went full on with a hot 18 year old, full gfe and it seemed like she was really trying to sell the act. Still couldn't get into it, sure I fucked her raw, nutted in her mouth and she swallowed but at the end, I really didn't feel any different.

I lasted longer, did more positions, had an amazing orgasm. She was chill as fuck.

>sure I fucked her raw
You fucked a disgusting junkie. NO intelligent escort is willing to risk this and that says a lot considering
>female
>sex worker

your get and topic bade me come. So I have.
Failed normie (I think, got married and divorced and lived like a robot ever since) here, I have fucked an escort.
Pros:
>you get what you pay for (in some places that's not very much money for something nice, like a big city when this virus stuff blows over)
>they're incredibly good at what they do if they're experienced
>they'll be very clean (they have to be)
Cons
>they're still people
>they're more expensive than realistic onaholes you can find on /jp/
>it's a crime in the United States (unless you're in Nevada then go for it dude)
So overall would I recommend it for KHHV?
>YES
if you're considering doing this, I can only recommend it. Assuming you need to not be a virgin to overcome being a robot, this is the best way to maintain your locus of control, and get to being an ascended robot instead of failed normie.
Alternatively, take the christ-pill and find some leftovers or a really young girl. Your choice. Personally I hate pedos/heebs with a passion but do you.

Depends on the "fare."
They have listed rates and prices on various websites. A little bit of yandex searching and you're golden. Just like torrenting, use a vpn if you're ever doing more than window shopping. I was given a prostitute, and we fucked for free, but she told me all about it.
Made me really look into human trafficking, nightmare stories.

i've kind of resigned myself to that already so i dont think that's gonna bother me

so basically it was just a good time and there wasn't anything particularly special about her or what she did?

its been years, I've been tested and STD free. (definitely regretted paying the extra to raw dog her later on and was also freaking out about getting something) Didn't appear to have any drug problems either. wasn't tweaking nor any track marks from what I could see.

>so basically it was just a good time and there wasn't anything particularly special about her or what she did?
She sucked dick like a champ and was very attractive. I'm planning on seeing her again if I can this year.

>have you ever fucked an escort?
Yes since 1996 I have fucked probably more than 200 prostitutes across 8 different countries.
>would you recommend it for a kissless virgin?
It depends on you and your circumstances. Honestly, it's not for everybody. If you live in USA where it is illegal in most places and the few legal places there (Nevada) are way overpriced then I am not sure I would recommend it.
Also if you live in Europe where you can go to the FKK clubs of Germany or the red light area of Amsterdam, may sound great, but from what I've heard you basically get a rushed mechanical experience with a cold Eastern European woman.
For my money Blacks, Asians and Latinas are the best. Keep in mind when I say blacks I'm not talking ghetto type African Americans, but more like the Afro Caribbean, Brazilian and Afro Colombian women. If you really want to experience sex, are prepared to use a prostitute, but don't want it to be a soul destroying experience go where prostitution is common and legal (or at least tolerated). Get on a plane and go to Dominican Republic, Brazil, Colombia, Argentina, Thailand or Philippines. For the same price as fucking one woman in USA you can fuck two or more women in these countries. Usually service is much better and there are a wide variety to choose from.
Finally, don't expect too much from your first experience, you may have your world rocked or you may be disappointed. Losing your virginity is mythologised as almost some sort of spiritual or awakening bullshit by our media and culture. But really it's just not that big a deal, I can barely remember losing mine and I've had much better sex since then. If your first experience doesn't live up to expectations then don't lose heart, it will get better. Don't be scared to try again, but remember if you're using prostitutes it can be addictive and can get expensive so keep your hand on the reigns cowboy.

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>unless you can put it out of your head that you have to pay for something that chad gets for free then you won't enjoy it.
Two things here:
1. Stop comparing yourself to chad, what chad gets, what he does etc..
2. If you think only ugly incels use prostitutes then think again. Chads use them too, yes I've seen it.

hope i find one like that then

Can confirm chads use escorts,had a chad friend that turned me on to backpage way back when that was a thing. Ive seen this guy smash girls a few hours after meeting them and even he used escorts now and then.

when chad sees an escort he just wants a no strings attached fuck with no bullshit. I had to pay to lose my virginity, which was something Chad did for free at a young age.

I've seen groups of chads picking up hookers in the bars of Thailand. A misconception is that Thailand is full of overweight, bald middle aged guys, but there are loads of gym bros and younger chads there too. For them it's like a wild spring break where their money can buy anything.

Which shows that even chads need some no bullshit sexual encounters just like any other man. Its nothing but natural to have the desire to fuck a bunch of different women. Having ZERO experience makes you a fucking pariah. Have sex. Enjoy fucking many different women by any means because women are out there doing the same without 0.0000001% of the effort men have to put in.

My first car was a 14-year-old Toyota that was a rust filled piece of shit. But it was what I could afford at the time. There were other kids whose parents brought them a brand new BMW. But what the fuck could I do about it? It is what it is. You can compare yourself all day to other people and there will be people who are superior to you and have it easier than you. Then you will always find people worse off than you. Chad got sex by being chad and you got sex by paying at the end of the day you both got sex. You're never going to be chad so you use the resources and means that you have to your best advantage.

High IQ post yes.

Pale girls with dark hair are so fucking hot.

Also, no and no.

No, and no.
Honestly, girls are often endeared by Chad virgins. If you don't look like a virgin, or act like an undesirable, being a virgin is actually a benefit more than a weight. Sluts want to deflower you. They will look down on you if they know you've fucked a whore.
And also, don't support whores. Don't give them your money, don't encourage their behavior and pave the way for the next generation of whores.

>girls are often endeared by Chad virgins
Can confirm. At least online.