When I was in high school and college I managed to be kind of a normie. I was never cool and didnt have many friends and never had a girlfriend, but I played soccer in high school/college so I managed to find a girl to suck me off or fuck me every month or so.
After graduating I went to work for a big bank. The constant dinners and drinks made me gain weight. As I got older I lost my hair. Before I knew it I was an incel. I havent had sex in 7 years.
Well with the coronavirus and remote work I left New York to go back to my parents farm. My dad is really into fitness (it was him who forced me to play soccer) and hes been bothering me to lift with him.
It was annoying at first but I saw him out there lifting shirtless and got embarrassed. Heres a near 60 year old man who is mogging me at 27. I went in the bathroom and shaved my head bald. Went out to lift with him. He was pretty happy. I decided I am only going to eat lean meat, fruits and vegetables. I ordered some steroids on the deep web so hopefully that helps.
I know some of you are going to call this a cope or whatever, but when I was in college I remember girls liked me. I had a 6 pack and pretty defined muscles because I had to workout for soccer. Even if the black pill is true and only face matters, I guess I have a good enough face to get pussy when I am in shape.
So my goal is by the end of this quarantine to be in shape enough to at least put myself out there. I cant keep jerking off. It is driving me crazy.
Anyway if any of you guys want to do the same maybe we could get a discord going or a daily fitness thread started. I know a lot of good workouts from when I played soccer so I could help if you wanted.
Sure, fatass bald incel. Your daddy is a limp dick just like you lol
Liam Collins
My dad Mogs you to oblivion
Adam Wilson
aren't you a bit old to need daddy to defend you?
Colton Barnes
Lol I could fuck your daddy up the ass and make him like it, hes a pussy guaranteed.
Jayden Powell
Big cap
Dylan Anderson
Enjoy getting fucked in the ass by schlomo shekelberg and pumping roids into your ass, you weak pathetic cuckold
Zachary Long
Id kick your ass Im 6 3 250
Aiden Gomez
watch out, land whale approaching
Aiden Foster
>d1 athlete And now your youth is gone and you are a fat piece of shit. Can you juggle a soccer ball 1000 touches without dropping? You can't because you are a fat piece of shit who needs to rely on roids to keep pace with your father. And you want to talk to me about genetics? You spectacular failure you
Connor Torres
Yeah I'm sure you are fat ass. Some pussy ass soccer player thinks hes a tough guy, how fucking funny is that
Dominic Morales
I am more commercially successful than you ever will be. More athletic than you will ever be. In my prime I could squat nearly 500lbs. Im only about 40lbs overweight. You and I both know Id kick your ass
Ayden Murphy
Lol user lets be real every guy on a d1 mens soccer roster would kick anybody on r9ks ass
Grayson Phillips
>commercially successful Now you are j u s t grasping at straws and it is hilarious. Go shrink your balls and get your pump on with your old man, you are pathetic
Cameron Jenkins
okay, prove it or fat and gay
Liam Jackson
You're so successful and athletic but you need steroids just to lose 40 pounds and keep up with an old man. What a fucking pussy and a loser lmao, I'd beat you to death pansy.
Carter Robinson
talk for yourself also he is on r9k
Christian Lopez
You must be fucking joking, right?
Grayson Garcia
>he said as he dipped his cheeto covered fingers into the jar of Vaseline
Jack Wilson
You could lose 40 pounds if you just kept riding your daddies dick all day
Jose Gutierrez
>OP makes a thread on self improvement >gets relentlessly bashed for being a poon
>he said as he injected roids into his ass just to lose 40 pounds and keep up with an old man
Hunter Carter
It is a division one sport. Look at the chads on the national champion team. They would fuck you up. What have you done in your basement that makes you think that you can overcome that size and strength advantage?
They all look skinny and weak to me. I've been boxing since I was 9 years old. Fightint amateur since 14. Don't project, just because you sit in a basement all day doesnt mean everyone else does too. I would fuck up any one of these pussy ass soccer players any day of the week.
Alexander Lee
yeah i call fat and gay. also fake.
Aiden Brooks
ITT: a bunch of losers are so delusional think they can beat up men in the top 10% of athleticism who lift everyday Cringe and larppilled. Time stamp gear and body
>I've been boxing since I was 9 years old. Fightint amateur since 14. Larp detected
Caleb Robinson
>he thinks soccer players are within the top 10% of athleticism Lmao, must be a eurofaggot.
Robert Baker
Care to explain? I'm not posting pictures of myself on here. Believe it or not, doesnt matter to me.
Jack Perry
>he thinks sprinting for 90 minutes requires no athleticism
Luis Watson
okay nice, but i don't see any proof from op.
Caleb King
Why do you keep posting pics of people that are you while artistically screeching for others to post theirs? Could it be that you are disgusting and your only hope to "make it" on this earth is to cope with roids
Liam Ortiz
>he thinks sprinting means you'll win a fight What's he gonna do? Make me chase him until I pass out from exhaustion?
Julian Price
>Believe it or not, doesnt matter to me. Patron Words of larp
Thomas Myers
>artistically Brainlet confirmed
Luis Nguyen
Why don't you post your body then? I'll post mine after if you do it first, you're the one who started making bold claims first after all.
Oliver Bailey
>doesnt understand the role of conditioning plays in a fight despite claiming to be an amateur boxer >doesnt understand how hard someone who squats 500 lbs can kick
Isaac Brooks
Please post more pics of sweating men that aren't you
Charles Jackson
Post gear and time stamp or larp
Christopher Foster
also with one eye closed and two finger in your ass
Cooper Collins
>thinks I'm gonna let the fight last longer then it has to >thinks I'll be in effective kicking range >doesnt know that I can take angles, close the gap or get out of the way of kicks using my superior footwork >doesn't know I can knock out most men with a single combination or lead punch
Jaxon Bennett
Like you want me to post my equipment? I can do that but I'm not posting images of myself on here.
Lucas Adams
that's pretty cool, but to me they are both larper wizards
Brayden Cox
Hahaha Jesus Christ how cringe you might as well have wrote nothin personnel kiddo
Tyler Phillips
Yeah. Post your gear and your medals that youve ostensibly received over the course of your storied career in combat sports. Dont forget the time stamp
Hudson Ramirez
Says the faggot who thinks soccer players can fight. Go back to kicking a ball around and crying on the ground everytime someone nudges you, pussy
Ayden Price
op post steroid pics
Nicholas Gonzalez
>doesn't know I can knock out most men with a single combination or lead punch
ITT: bald fatass thinks he is in the top 10% of athletes because he had gay sex with soccer players in highschool and is now Injecting steroids with his daddy
op it doesn't matter if you are fake or real, on aids or natty, successful or bankrupt, just remember that from the bottom of our hearts we wish you to go and be anhero
at least he gave a proof, even if it is a larper proof
Charles Hughes
That headgear cost 60$ and the gloves were 70$ If I can remember correctly. Besides, only faggots care about how much their shit cost. This faggots lose because their feminine minded like yourself. Its a fight in a ring, the cost if your shit doesnt change the outcome of your fight, I used to fight with cheaper shit then that. You clearly have no idea how boxing works. Also, I already explained why I wont post medals. Probably the same reason you wouldn't want to post yours.
