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seethers overrunning formerly safe apu neighbourhoods

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So what I'm not allowed to dislike gays because their sexual interactions are unhygienic?

Is that really what it's come to?

Bravo fella love the image

corr i wouldn't mind a big fat willy in me right now lads

theres a difference between saying
>the way they do it is unhygenic
and
>dumb faggots shagging men

*strums the britfeel guitar*
this one's for the ladies

you know how to play wonderwall lad?

nigga you made the OP

btw it's fine and normal to shag a bird up the arse though haha :)

cracking one open with the boys
>by myself

oi retard, I can't see my own posts now.

No it isn't, it's the same. Equally as disgusting.

i didn't make it, I really liked it though so I'd thought we'd have an edition with it

cracking one open with the boys
>i'm girl

What the fuck? No. This would make the thread worse. The personalities are one of the main attractions here, and those are some of the best ones!

You need to go back to the drawing board with this.

Nowhere does it say Boris has agreed lad. All the eu listed one in the article are using anonymous info.
Nothing confirmed in the UK. Only talks.

the only good trips there are HHL and kikey

The face mask I ordered from eBay just arrived but the label is in Chinese. Is it safe to use?

I've heard that every Britfeel poster is entitled to one meetup with Andrew (The Ambassador). But obviously, it's unlikely he can honor this right now with the virus going on.

Is he offering online meetups instead?

i try and make it a habit to let my housemates see me potter around the house at least once a day so they don't think i'm a room dwelling gollum creature

they probably think i am but all they do is sit downstairs and sit on their phones in silence which is dead weird tbqh

Trip on HHL.

All I know is how to finger a minor ;)

cringe post about a cringe paedo who orbits other cringe paedos

I bet this is BN seething

Today's coronavirus death toll: 708

so why specify gays then la? not projecting are we?

Because women aren't into it and don't enjoy it.
For gays it's what makes them a gay.

Fugg, I was 13 away with 721.

me? it's forgetting completely what I was going to post lads.

oh ok, you are projecting. you have yourself a nice little seethe and a ciggie eh, lad.

Morningg laddos

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Cheers dahlin
> also a girl (we are eveeerryyywwhhheeerrreee)

The only one seething here is you lad. Enjoy getting shit on your dick.

>>i'm girl
Get tits out, hole

Should I have a wank lads?
I'm undecided

The numbers are in lads! 708 DINGDINGDINGDINGDING

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i aimed a bit too high it seems

*Begins training his Apu to take control of frogposting in britfeel after the seethers inevitably assassinate him*

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Do it, lad.
There's some tasty shemales online over on Chaturbate.

but i'm a bottom and have a good diet?

Am a fembot and massively in to it actually la.

damn it's picking up the pace now

I want to pour myself some milk but cleaning up the glasses is such a fucking pain.

FOOKIN GET IM BAZZA

>a good diet means I don't shit

Vile.

Wew I was 6 out

I'm placing the same bet. 721 for tomorrows number.

Reminds me of a hardcore Christian lass that I used to talk to, she thinks anal even if it was with her is an inherently gay act.
Bit odd honestly but I think it's sort of based.

Haven't left my flat in 6 days lads I'm so fucking bored

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Big Bang lads ranking from not awful to deserves to die
1 sheldon
2 raj
3 Leonard
4 Howard

On day 16 for me, lockdown hasn't really changed my life at all.

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You've never done anal before have you lad? The inside of the anus is not covered in shit

Not the same user but I'm Genuinely curious "lass" what would you say Anal does it for you? as women don't have prostates, is it the feeling of fullness? the thrusting or is it a bit of vaginal stimulation from the anal? As a Lad who gets nothing out of Anal I'm curious to hear what a lass thinks
Lad mind if I ask what makes Anal enjoyable for you? just as a lad who's fooled around with a dildo and didn't get much out of it, what do you enjoy from it? and is there any way I could enjoy it more myself?

She's technically correct as it's sodomy.

I was always unsure about anal. First time I tried it I was off my head on mdma with this bird I was seeing, we had been at gay pride all day and went back to hers for a breather and more drugs. Anywhos one thing led to another and I was lying on my back taking a big whiff of poppers while she slid the strap on up my bum with plenty of lube. Fucking eyes damn near rolled in to the back of my head it was so good. Bum bled a bit afterwards but 10/10 would do again

>severe asthmatic
>death toll continues to grow and grow every singe day
>can't get medicine from doctors as they're shut and I don't have a smart phone
>no friends or family to help

i'm going to die lads.

As someone who has done it I can attest to it being an unpleasant experience. The fact that there is an entire subculture/identity around bumming is frankly horrific.

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haha yeah i bet
*shuts blinds and turns up radio to max*

Seems like a stupid idea not having a phone lad eh?

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>17 degrees and sunny tomorrow
i'm 100% sure that people will happily obey the lockdown restrictions and will stay ind-
lol jk of course they fucking won't

How are you posting now?
Can't you use that?

Favourite member of SING?
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I have a phone I just don't have a smart phone and they want me to register with a fucking android App to my local GP

Need the NHS app mate

Yeah the fullness is part of it but honestly the best feeling is DP. Theres a membrane between the cunt and anus and it feels fucking AMAZING when its massaged from both side.
You know when you take a proper satisfying shit that it feels physically good? Similar principle. Plus knowing how deviant it is helps

Also see this I posted just now

enjoy your rectovaginal fistula and fissures you disgusting animal

>tfw no phoebe buffay gf