Show r9k the last text a girl sent you

show r9k the last text a girl sent you

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>implying any one texts me

every thing is literally automated verification texts and shit

If you have enough social skills to even get a girls number, and aren't so socially anxious that you can send a text, you are not a real robot

why would anyone want to be a robot? lmao

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I just checked and im I not sending that shit. She went off on me for being insensitive when all I said was women dont deserve equal rights

There are no texts on my phone from women who are not related to me.

Not gonna count family because that's boring

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the last girl I texted was my ex's sister and telling her to tell my ex/her sister that we are better apart.
we've broken once before and got back together. I don't wish to do that again.

that feel wen no girl friend

you just posted that to show off
post her nudes

Only real robot itt

My mother sent me a text today saying that her and dad would come over for lunch tomorrow at my condo.

>implying that girls text me

girls give you their number so you stop harassing them

I've received like 1 or 2 text messages from a girl in the past ten years. I have no idea what they said.

damn this is a sad sight if presented truthfully

From the wife. She was at Costco.

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From the gf.
Talking about her snake

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Yea it's truthful lol. Sad as in sympathy or sad as in I'm pathetic?

girl I used to study with as an undergrad, teasing me cuse she knows I don't like going out.
kek.
jelly of the wifey

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Didn't take a ss but it was on snapchat and she said we should call sometime soon. I left her on read

>Sad as in sympathy or sad as in I'm pathetic?
Yes

My mom asked me if I wanted anything from the store while she was there, and encouraged me to go out into the "real world" because I haven't left the house in a month due to quarantine.

A basic photo from a basic man. Life is nice when it's at its simplest.

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Gets worse. I sent a massive schizo wall of text on roblox because she forgot to block me there.

>playing roblox
not sure if underage b& or v&

I don't even have a cell phone. Well, I do, but it doesn't have service. I use it as a tablet. Sometimes my mom sends me messages on snapchat. Don't know if that counts. I'm 24.

I was fired via text in July 2018 and my manager was technically a biological female and not a family member. That is all.

Before this, there is nothing.

hopefully she doesn't browse this board cause im fucked otherwise.

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I'm too lazy to screenshot and pass it on my computer so I'll just write it here:

Me: Hey NAME, how you doing?
Her: Hey. I'm doing fine, how are you?
Me: I'm doing fine too. How's work? You still going in?
Her: Yeah, I just got to work actually but so far it's going pretty good
Me: That's good, be safe. Man, this whole stay at home thing keeps getting extended lol. Kinda sucks

That was around 5:30 and there was no reply so yeah, also not that it matters but we went on a date about 2 weeks ago and we were supposed to go out again but the whole virus thing has everything closed so we said we'd do it after it passes but I doubt the 2nd date is gonna happen now, I don't think she's interested, at least not anymore lol.

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anons what does this mean

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She confused you with someone else. Someone texted her "I love you" which showed up as a notification and she meant to reply to that person

She likes you a lot. Did you fuck it up user?

i fuck everything up user
probably

I deleted the messages but the last one was from my ex telling me to leave her alone and that she doesnt want to get back together with me.

Yeah user wrong person

it means she is putting energy into you more than you are into her

why dont u step it up lil nigga

She hates you and is cheating on you
wtf do you think it means? she cares about you and you are going to fuck it up if you keep up the sadboy bullshit

The last text i got from a girl was from a girl i knew who turned out to be crazy she text hi 2 weeks ago but i left her on read

>people receiving texts from girls
>Yas Forums
lol.

We use Skype more, but here you go.

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was omegle and I didn't save the log lmao

Without including family? It was back in late 2018.

Why does she talk like that user

I feel like I know you. Do you also have a pet snake?

She gets a black eye if she doesn't.

Discord DOES NOT count, literal faggot.

you're disgusting
i don't want to be with a girl who won't satisfy my desires because i will get bored and cause more pain than just being friends.

yeah, this is great. im really happy im not either of these people

>tells you she loves you
>reassures you when you act needy
I feel bad for her for putting up with you

Hamood?
Hamood
Hamood

Hamood habibi Hamood, Hamood habibi
Hamood habibi Hamood, Hamood habibi

Hamood?
Hamood

Goum eg'ad men ennoama!
Goum eg'ad men ennoama! Goum eg'ad men ennoama!
Ya Ahmad Hamadi

damn dude, get some help before you put more girls through the emotional wringer

me too user, which is why i want to deescalate things

Hmm I'd feel obligated to reciprocate if someone showed that much affection
You're gonna ruin her lol

the fire of my loins

therapy hasn't worked and neither have meds, the only help i could get is something to anhero with

nah im not playing this game of feeding your neediness. do whatever you want with her.

Cope harder virgin kun

ok quarantine gf time

I thought the last texts we exchanged would be more interesting, considering the fact she's typically pretty flirty, but I guess not.
>nb4 why are you here
>"you could have a gf !!!1!1!!"
I'm a faggot who hates himself and suffers from oneitis.

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Is that your pic? you look like a faggot

Is that your pic? you look like pretty based

>literally say "I'm a faggot"
learn to read, retard, lol

Any girl that gives you a number to stop harassing them definitely gave you a fake number

Is that your pic? You look like a chad