684 more people have sadly coofed to death edition
/britfeel/
Jordan Cruz
Lincoln Walker
COOFVFEFE
Ethan Young
COOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOF
Phwoar, biggun that lads
Ayden Cooper
leave good friend tim alone
James Allen
nth for transition saves lives
Joseph Gonzalez
*coofs all over the thread*
Xavier James
choo choo haha
Jayden Russell
DUN KNOW WE GOT THE SHOTGUN THERE
Kayden Evans
My coof seems to be getting better, touch wood
Zachary Adams
Luis Adams
walking about like im hard as fuck
Parker Rogers
Dad went to tesco 2 hours ago and now isnt answering his phone
Jace Perez
nice that he didnt cut it short for once
Noah Long
Probably sick of you keep ringing him
Elijah Lee
youtube.com
trainlife
Landon Nelson
F for yer shopping
Wyatt Wright
If you don't stop talking shit about my girlfriend you'll have to deal with me and I WILL smack you down
Wyatt Martin
That squint in every picture will never not crack me up
Robert Bell
I don't even think that's him.
He IS a knob, especially with that awful tattoo on those matchstick arms, but I don't think he's a bender enough to shag a tranner.
Certainly doesn't seem the time to send a Spanish man 2500 to get a boob job.
Xavier Jenkins
As of 9am on 3 April 2020, 173,784 people have been tested, of which 38,168 were confirmed positive.
Percentage of those tested who are confirmed infected: ~22%
As of 5pm on 2 April 2020, of those hospitalised in the UK who tested positive for coronavirus, 3,605 have died.
Percentage of those confirmed infected that have died: ~9.4%
Mason Robinson
Percentage of closed cases that have resulted in death: ~96.4%
Owen Lewis
lt's alright lads he's back. Think he's going a bit crazy from staying indoors so just drove around for a bit
Liam Thompson
the important point is 'those hospitalised' whereas the vast majority of people never need to go to the hospital
Julian Perry
Tyler Young
all figures are useless until this has all finished and you can compare the demographics of who was tested
Jonathan Gutierrez
what was he doing up there
Kevin King
It's useless anyway because they're reporting coronadeaths even when it's not the primary factor.
Ethan Price
Yea i agree la
Justin Mitchell
*stops clapping*
Dunno
Actually just read the description of the video and it claims the guy went to cause himself serious harm.
Ryan Peterson
Anyone got any squat rack/bench/barbell recommendations in these trying times? Powerhouse fitness is all sold out
Kevin Ward
Just lift all the 5kg bags of rice you're been panic buying la
Henry Ramirez
Why did they just put a trampoline at the bottom?
William Robinson
best part of Yas Forums is seeing people from different countries argue
Nicholas Sullivan
It's all sold out at the moment.
After this is over there's going to be shitloads of 2nd hand equipment up for grabs.
Brandon Rivera
That would make it fun though. This was serious.
Dominic Sanchez
Because they disproportionately test deadies.
Leo Flores
I haven't been panic buying though, I'm not a mong
Sucks. Can't go without weights for 3+ months, going to atrophy
Josiah Gomez
If a policecunt called me mate that many times id get pissed off and just let go.
Lincoln Peterson
Keep hold and hope to drag a few of the fuckers down with you.
William Stewart
wew just did a scenario in train game and apparently i spent 40 minutes on it, didnt feel that long
quite like the idea of being handheld through some scenarios. i'm going to play through all of these should be a good time
Landon Cook
youtu.be
this is actually based
Cooper Roberts
Body weight exercises will slow the atrophication, but you will lose a lot of strength even with makeshift gear.
The prices are a joke at the moment, I saw some 20kg dumbbells on ebay for 80 quid, retarded. I've been keeping an eye on gumtree, facebook market etc. but it's all too expensive.
Seems like I'm being put on a mandatory cut.
Brody Ward
hah yea good idea
Colton Lopez
lol ACAB XD
Tyler Evans
>mean while l've all these weights l'm barely using
Ethan Bell
stop samefagging lad, no one's going to watch your videos
Aaron Hall
DM GET LIFTING YOU TWAT
bout to do a shitty home workout myself
William Rodriguez
>stop samefagging lad
nah lad
Evan Price
I'll buy them (at mate's rates ofc)
Camden Miller
youtube.com
This video makes me feel sad, uncomfortable but now I want children.
He seems like a decent dad trying his best. Just needs to get the kids attitudes sorted and stop their computer addiction.
Joshua Martin
*puts the venga boys on the /britfeel/ jukebox*
Parker Peterson
l'm too hungover today but l'll get back at it...soon
Jason Allen
PFH. Pooing From Home
Round of applause for all the home pooers at 8pm tonight.
Jeremiah Parker
Did you sext with the missus last night?
How's she taking it over in yanksville, is she still fretting?
Thomas Sanchez
gonna skype later. She's doing ok although l have a feeling things are gonna get a lot worse there. Her state is fine right now though. Sent her some money to buy a tv and stuff so she doesnt go insane from boredom.
Angel Parker
>only have 30kg total to squat
Barely worth doing. I'll get more of a leg workout on the bicycle.
Ian Baker
US intelligence agencies have told the White House that Chinese government itself does not know the extent of the coronavirus and has no better idea than the rest of the world.
Midlevel bureaucrats in the city of Wuhan, where virus originated, and elsewhere in China have been lying about infection rates, testing and death counts, frightened that if they report numbers that are too high they will be punished, lose their position or be jailed.
Cooper Brown
Hasn't she got a pC or anything?
It's strange how people are expecting this to blow over soon. I might be a paranoid conspiritard but I doubt things will get back to "normal" any time soon, if at all.
Tyler Reyes
dunno who linked it but listening to that Alex Jones Prison Planet EP it's pretty based
Hunter Stewart
They'll probably die of the flu anyway
William Murphy
Has the 2021 census been cancelled?
Oliver Lewis
You're a nonce de Iad
Logan White
A TV? She's gonna need a gun the way the US is headed. I hope she's in one of the flyover states that aren't filled with blacks or hispanics.
Luke Perez
She has a tablet. Husband stole a lot of shit and they dont have much money. l think people saying we'll be back up and running in a few weeks are crazy or lying. Worry that people will start losing it and getting violent after a few more months of this though. People will have a breaking point if they're only allowed out once a day and then can get fined/arrested or someone attacks them for coughing.
Levi Collins
Aaaaa I'm knackered
Nolan Howard
Brit/pol/ lad
Thomas Martinez
>run out of my normal moisturiser
>hard to get more because of wu-flu
>start using e45 instead
skin's never looked better lods, might have discovered me own health and beauty hack
Cameron Long
she has a gun. Doesnt live in a massive city like New York or anything l'll think she'll be ok unless it gets Mad Max tier
Andrew Mitchell
Used to work quite well for me that la, bit oily/greasy but did the trick. I use the ol aveeno currently. Better for full face application I think.
Kevin Powell
Ah, what a tit eh. Stupid husband.
Also things will get violent I bet, people will kick off eventually.