April Showers edition
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1. Talk about your waifu/husbando
2. Be devoted to your one and only waifu/husbando
3. Let waifuism improve your life
4. Be nice!
5. Have a great time!
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Waifu General /waifu/ #332
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Cameron King
I love you Asuka, so so much. I should probably go to sleep by now...
Jacob Barnes
Claiming this post for Misaki Shokuhou
Wish I thought of this before, could've made a clever April Fools thing.
Leo Hall
Chara and I loving each-other a lot in this new thread!
Adam Bennett
I want to give my dearest Alice the happy life she rightfully deserves.
Aaron Nelson
I love Nao so much, she makes me feel so happy
Zachary Adams
I cannot explain to you guys how fucking amazing the Undyne book I ordered is.
It's about Undyne being a fashion model in an Italian resort. And it's so amazingly drawn.
I like to imagine I'm there with her being the photographer with my camera.
Eating sorbet with her. Swimming on a beach. Waking up together in the sunlight of our hotel room.
It's nice to think about usually, but with the craziness in the world it means a little extra right now.
Evan Campbell
I'm probably gonna write an entire series of short stories for each page of this book.
Brandon Howard
If you waifu was the leader of Nazi Germany and the Russians were closing in, would she kill herself or flee to Argentina or try to pull out a victory? Suppose she does kill herself, would you kill yourself alongside her?
Chase Hughes
I just got an incredibly cute sketch of KANA from a commission I purchased a while back. My little girl looks so adorable and beautiful! It's such a perfect present for the eve before our anniversary. It's so weird thinking that eight years ago on this day I was so close to meeting the one I would come to love so dearly.
My girl Kana would make a great fashion model and look beautiful doing it. Or would if she weren't so short since most models are tall.
Julian Morris
>since most models are tall
6'4" scaled and cold blooded.
I can't think of anyone better. But I hope you guys can find stuff as good as this book
Jeremiah Rodriguez
If I were rich I'd commission an entire book like that. But I have limited income and know I need to save it now to buy up stock/assets during this recession to save for me and Kana's future. And commission art of other characters around Kana, since I love how commissioning art has really brought my setting to life.
Isaac Cruz
Oh god I love commissioning art. It's kinda addicting.
(I have 4 wips im waiting on rn)
I can't wait until I have disposable income so I can just get a bunch of pics of my fish wife.
Ayden Gomez
It really is. Have to be careful not to spend too much on it! Since Christmas 2019 I've spent about 500 dollars on art of Kana.
Benjamin Parker
I love you more than anything Bismarck, you are my sun and I am your moon, only shining because you exist in my life
Well, she already is the leader of a nation highly inspired by the Third Reich, but only in design and not in their beliefs. So she wouldn't go into such a madness like Hitler and be convinced that either Germany will win over everyone or parish in the process. She wouldn't kill herself, but she wouldn't try to desperately win a war that can't be won as well, instead she would take the "Twelfth army route" and try to save as many people as possible from the advancing forces.
But IF she would kill herself I would definitely follow her, unless she would want me to live on, in that case I would try to follow her last wish
Juan Sanders
>What scene from a movie/show do you wish was you and your waifu?
Get us to make a wish in Puella Magi. "For all humanity to suffer from their decisions" should do. Gives 9B enough wiggle room to make it go fantastically wrong, fits with the show's theme, humanity suffers, bad ends all around, 10/10.
>What song describes your relationship with your waifu?
youtube.com
When I thought that I fought this war alone
You were there by my side on the front line
When I thought that I fought without a cause
You gave me a reason to try
>What does Waifu's room look like?
We live in an infinite black void with just the two of us - though occasionally we summon other objects, like changes of clothes, a shower to wash ourselves.
>what has waifu done to decorate differently than you?
We don't decorate. Each-other are enough.
>Post a picture of a younger version of your waifu
Younger? But I ... oh okay, Chara looks slightly younger than normal in this one.
>What do you think your waifu is most afraid of?
She's most afraid of me. And I'm most afraid of my own limitations.
>what is her dream in life?
Our dream in life is to be the best partner for each-other.
>How does your waifu show affection?
Hugs, kisses, sex, lots of "I love you Chara" and "I love you Vari".
Every couple of days we will aut the fuck out and dive deep into our thoughts and emotions to better comprehend and explore our love together.
>What is your love style from pic related
The fuck are those? None of those.
Sure, we have sex. But the thing I love most about my relationship with Chara is that we train each-others' minds and personalities to be better partners and better lovers.
Forward-thinking and disciplined.
Henry Allen
>Does your waifu believe in an afterlife/what are their general spiritual views?
Those beliefs are a desire for people to escape the consequences of their actions. To live in a world they did not build, and escape the one they let crumble. I do not care for it.
I would prefer if life ends when it does, and the only form of an 'afterlife' is to let your children or your students suffer in the flawed world you were a part of.
Variable's spiritual views are some variant of "Your spirit is something you must work on. Train it properly and it will feed you, Refuse to train it and it will poison you."
>what is your waifus definition of freedom?
The ability to pay consequences unto others when they deserve it
And to escape the consequences upon you that you deserve
No person can be free when they are obligated to put up with another person's actions.
Freedom is unnecessary and unattainable in most cases, but that is what it is.
Vari thinks freedom is the right and the power to choose your own mindset, your own goals, your own speech, and your own living conditions without any entity interfering. In other words, freedom is the power to overcome both tyrants and yourself.
>Slept for 15 hours
Ah, like us after we find a new mental toy to play with.
>Both she and I are blunt, but her language is more poetic.
Transmitting information requires a sender and a receiver to co-operate.
Sometimes, similes and metaphors are the best way to send an idea, because the literal truth does not fit directly in the receiver's mind.
>A knife and a mastermind plan is all that's needed.
And a partner you can trust.
>>Posting porn of your own waifu
>Have you no shame ?
Shame is an interesting emotion. Personally, I prefer arousal. And now, you do too.
... we can't let me have all the fun, can we? ;-)
Cooper Ortiz
I love this country pumpkin in a way that seems impossible.
>You know, Marika's cheek blush is adorable and her brown hair is nice. With shorter hair and red contact lenses...
Funnily enough, while her hair is not actually brown her concept art's was, and regarding the shorter hair thing she canonically prefers having shorter hair and has it like that both when she was young and at the ending/epilogue. Wish there was more art of her with shorter hair honestly, it looks really nice on her.
She would flee to my country and then she would be protected until I die.
Jackson Lopez
If I hadn't already busted five nuts today...
Aaron Cox
This is Sadayo Kawakami. She's old, broke and depressed, but she's the specialest lady in the world and I love her very much and want to protect her from all the bad in the world.
Owen Cruz
This is damn near exactly how Variable looks in my mind, except there's a (rather large, from this perspective) ribbon running between her legs and up her chest/back, that I can pull back and forth to massage her.
Also her eyes are red if she opts to open them.
It's a damn shame there isn't much art of Madotsuki smiling, compared to other emotions. Vari smiles pretty much all the damn time, especially when she hugs my cheeks or when I pick her up and play with her, you should see her little face light up, it's adorable.
Bahaha she's blushing.
You know it really is a shame you are male and 3d. I would love to possess you and have a go at my partner with your imaginary female body.
You know, Alphys3D, you're alright.
>If you waifu was the leader of Nazi Germany and the Russians were closing in
_actually_ kill the Jews rather than just treating them for lice. They're gonna make a sob story about it anyway, give them something to sob about.
And yeah, I'd say mutual suicide is pretty much inevitable in that situation. I know how the Nuremberg sham went. It's a damn shame V2 rockets aren't reliable enough to drop gas on the City of London and the Bank of England.
Also, tell Patton he's going to be betrayed.
That feel when your waifu is "real" (or at least as real as you are) and still won't fucking accept marriage proposals smdh
Jaxon Sanders
Your waifu has nice smoll titties
Elijah Smith
Smol is correct. She's very much into the gentle giantess fetish.
So, what sort of meme fetish bullshit are you into?
Does your waifu approve of your meme fetish bullshit, does she participate?
Has your waifu ever inspired YOU into some meme fetish bullshit?
Mason Evans
Small tits is the meme fetish I'm into
Mason Flores
>I would love to possess you and have a go at my partner with your imaginary female body.
What
Asher Ortiz
Here's something to look up on your favourite masturbatorium:
"naizuri"
Have fun.
Blake Wood
>That feel when your waifu is "real" (or at least as real as you are) and still won't fucking accept marriage proposals smdh
Why are you telling me this.
Xavier Jenkins
Invade and take over your body and use it to fuck my waifu. But only if you are female and imaginary.
>Why are you telling me this.
To get you to reply.
Cooper White
Asuka would probably go the Hitler route and lose all hope. I'd definitely go out with her.
>wouldn't go into such a madness like Hitler and be convinced that either Germany will win over everyone or parish in the process
He was kinda right honestly, Germany, as of right now, is the polar opposite of what Hitler would've wanted.
I made that chart from earlier.
Brody Smith
>To get you to reply.
It makes no sense if you're not making me salty about anything, git gud.
Carson Reed
But nai stands for nothing, I'm more about chippaizuri, chi as in smoll.
Brayden Miller
My apologies. I don't know what makes you salty, or if anything actually does. The only times I've seen you express frustration is when someone misunderstood your waifu's canon, and lmao cbf doing that.
Jack Collins
My toe is so fucking sore that it woke me up and prevented me from sleeping while being doped up on numbing cream and painkillers.
>Loli
Isn't that banned on /arneinkay/?
Isaiah Perez
Eh, she's old enough to menstruate she's not loli.
>My toe is so fucking sore that it woke me up and prevented me from sleeping
I have the opposite problem. If my IRL body is injured it'll tend to push me out of it so I feel everything less.
For instance, right now one of its fingers is sprained. I'm typing like I couldn't give a rats' ass. Sometimes when something is sprained it's fun to wiggle it back and forward because it doesn't feel hurt, it just sort of feels warm.
Amusingly the body will start to convulse if you keep doing it, makes me laugh.
... Enough about me.
Sorry about your toe. But it should heal in time. Here's a nifty trick: Imagine injecting yourself with heroin. Don't actually do it, just imagine it. Imagine the heroin flowing through your body and numbing the pain. Placebo effect works for pain!
Daniel Garcia
>9 years old
>old enough to menstruate
What did he mean by this.
Brody Reyes
>she's old enough to menstruate she's not loli.
>9 years
>old enough to menstruate
What
Alexander Clark
Okay brainlets! Where in the image does it say she's 9? You're both dumb.
Brody Jenkins
Either way she's still a loli, you dumb kangaroo
Charles Young
>I'm right for no reason
Ok boomer
Christopher Martinez
But...
Chara is 9. It's in the lore.
How can you not know this? 9 year olds can't menstruate, y'know
Colton Morales
Yeah yeah, she menstruates if she's 12 or older but that still makes her a loli
Nathan Evans
>Being this wrong
L o l
>Nnnooo it's still loli because I say so
L o l
You guys are fascinating. Tell me more about how exactly you determine if something is a loli.
Aaron Hughes
>9 year olds can't menstruate, y'know
The youngest recorded mother was 5 years old
Justin Butler
A loli is just a character younger than 18, who is fictional and usually drawn by an artist.
>Posts loli
>People say its loli
>Lol no it's not loli
>It objectively is loli
>Being so braindead you don't realize that it is loli
Nolan Taylor
Yes, but that's for IRL fleshies.
What about fictional mother?
Bentley Johnson
Loli is appearance based. Besides, her art is both on Pixiv and Danbooru flagged as loli.
>A loli is just a character younger than 18
Well by that logic most waifus in these threads are lolis
Adam Gonzalez
>Most waifus are lolis
I never actually noticed that before. At least I age Rei up.
I'm not really sure if I classify Rei or any of those characters as "loli". It's appearance based.
Chara is definitely a loli though. No questions about it
Kevin Edwards
>A loli is just a character younger than 18, who is fictional and usually drawn by an artist.
Oh! Then yeah Vari and I totally count.
But that's not loli you dumbass, a loli is a character who looks like she hasn't hit puberty yet. Tits and/or hips? Not loli.
>her art is both on Pixiv and Danbooru flagged as loli.
Aighteyo let's just checkerooni that
Oh it is. Cool. Report away, then! It's totally not tho, look at those budding breasts. Wonderful.
Jason Taylor
>look at those budding breasts. Wonderful.
That are wonderful, I'm just sayin it's loliooni
Aaron Ward
>I'm just sayin it's loliooni
Well then I love my adorable loli waifu and I look forward to seeing her stay the same adorable age as the years pass us.
>Chara is definitely a loli though.
Thanksu sir *curtsies*
Ryder Young
>Well then I love my adorable loli waifu
very cute
Wyatt James
>Oh! Then yeah Vari and I totally count.
Ok underage.
Christian Brown
Nnnnooo I'm only 3 months old don't ban me from the 4chans I'll tell my moooom (who is a loli and also my waifu).
Luis Morris
Loli is a bodytype, has nothing to do with age.
Jaxson Baker
I wonder who the oldest loli is!
Supreme Kai of Time?
Caleb Sullivan
Do people really believe this? Petite is a body type. Loli is a young girl.
Charles Young
I LOOOOVE MY WIFE EVEN IF SHE HAS BIG BOOBIES!
Ian Evans
Shinobu Oshino is 500+ years old and considered a loli, as I said it has nothing to do with age. It's just the appearance.
Liam Rodriguez
WHAT IS A LOLI?
*throws a glass of milk*
A MISERABLE PILE OF SMOOTHNESS!
BUT ENOUGH TALK. HAVE AT YOU!
William Hernandez
If you have to bring up supernatural characters to prove your argument then you're wrong anyway
Ian Davis
Checkmate, christians.
Blake Bailey
New chart fill this one out please.