/r9gay/ - #982

Classical edition (as well as kill all furries edition)
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first for furry gang

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wait what's the point of edition if like 99% of the time nobody even mentions it?
Wouldn't it make more sense to have question of the thread that's unique and vibrant? So incels can answer them and relate to other incels?

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What would you do if you're watching a movie with your bf and a sex scene comes on?

I would get embarrased and stay silent and not look at my bf for the entire thing and maybe not for the rest of the movie

jesus fuck i feel so shitty i thought it would stop but it hasnt

have you ever felt fucking humiliated for being gosted because only afterwards you realize it shouldve been obvious that they were so beyond you and you embarassed yourself like a retarded goon

>Tfw no ohio bf to shitpost with late at night

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where in Ohio? Let me guess C-bus Cleveland or Toledo? I've never seen any Ohio posters from the southwest near cinci where I am.

yea round columbus

This is like me when my close friend/crush got a bf that wasn't me. Should have known from the start that I wasn't even on his radar.

figured, I'm probably the only user, not to mention gaynon in this god forsaken shithole I live in (Middletown)

tell me he didn't lead you on at least?

He didn't lead me on. I'm just a baka.

Is sucking cock worth it bros? The thought gets me really horny and excited. It seems fun to please a guy and make him cum like crazy

>tfw screwed up my only chance with the only other gay user in sydney
I am sorry

only if its a bf you love and care about (and he does to you), if you want to taste cum then just fap and eat your own.

>>tfw screwed up my only chance with the only other gay user in sydney
How'd you do that user?

I ghosted him because I didnt think he was interested at all (took ages to respond and didnt respond with much, never really took lead in conversation, never bothered to contact me first)
Idk i still feel like i fucked it up

I really like him bros.... ;-;

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I'm pretty musky so I have to shower. Try to keep the thread alive, guys.

>will never have hadrian's (litterally) godlike boipussy experience,will also never kill any jews

I could never respect someone after seeing their face covered in cum and to a lesser extent seeing them suck cock. how could i take that person seriously from then on?

I would have no problem cumming in my bf's mouth or on his face. The cum washes off. Nor would I mind him doing that to me.

Can God get in the way of a romantic relationship? Compare:
>my bf has corona but ill stay with him because I love him
to
>my bf has corona, but Jesus is all about love, so ill stay with him because Jesus is the way and I love my bf
It's like you love God more than your bf. Thoughts?

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That's the nice part, not losing respect ofc. But when he cums on your face it takes something from you and you become more dependent on him, if you should ever leave him you would remember his load all over your face.

>tfw no bf to permanently mark my mind and soul by cumming all over my face

>tfw no inshape bf to keep me as his property, keeping me restrained all day in a caged area

tfw having conflicting views over religion:/
I want to experience a bf and to feel loved then when IF we end up breaking up then I'll consider religion again and either become a fanatic or a full blown atheist

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>your crush could have a micro penis
terrifying stuff!

>tfw about to fall asleep
>tfw "they" are bound to do some crazy shit to me tonight in my dreams
I can always tell when the onset is this sudden
It's a shame no one here wants to cuddle

>he's trying to uwu his way into my dms
huh

>so horny I've resorted to shitposting about feet on omegle

need a bf to let me play with his feet then shoot me in the face for being a gross pervert

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Who are "they" user? I'd like some cuddling myself.

>tfw absolutely no energy
>feel embarrassed and anxious trying to not be dead

>omegle
I haven't heard that name in years. The last time I used it was when I was 13 and me and my friends were fucking with people on there. I'm assuming it's as full of degeneracy as usual?

>hes genetically inferior but still tries
AHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA YOU CANT MAKE THIS SHIT UP

>tfw genetically inferior mutt
I just want a bf user why be so mean

>he's genetically superior but still woefully unsuccessful
This is the real blackpill

>classical edition
Frick classical

Art nouveau gang rise up

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Faggots don't have real personalities, just a collection of negative traits and pathologies: neuroticism, hypersexuality, imitation of the opposite sex, etc.

Now I'm full of negative traits and pathologies I willl admit, but why the fuck would I want to imitate a woman?

All of those are checked off by women too apart from the last one, nice bait though

I used to be redpilled but now im a blackpilled doomer/boomerdoomer and now I cant be happy anymore, I'm depressed af and I hate women so I became gay

Hello, anons, hope you are doing okay, I am doing great actually ;D

Why are boys so warm? It gets kind of annoying.

I'm even more annoying because my fingers and toes are constantly freezing but the rest of me is warm

I've been deeply depressed ever since I turned 20.
It feels like with the end of my teens also ends the period of my life where any self-improvement would have been possible.

I'm always cold, so a guy's warmth is always nice. Got hugged by a friend and every part of him felt so warm, once he let go it just made me feel even colder

Stay mad degenerate furfag.

This is why you cuddle all winter and blast air conditioning in summer.

I heat up too much when i sleep. I need you as my body pillow

...there is a secret in this post, but I can't name it....

Because my room is poorly ventilated and it's very sunny so I am just absorbing heat

Is it sly and sadistic? The first time I'm going to cook for my boyfriend, I'll ask him if he eats anything and if he says yes, I'll cook snails.

I still want him to enjoy the meal though.

Don't pull funny anything on him the first time you cook or he won't trust your cooking for a long time. Make a good honest meal with something he'd like.

I should reread my sentences before typing after just waking up.

I wouldn't make it the plat de resistance, but I kinda like the idea of exposing someone to something more adventurous.

Maybe it's a better idea for the second time I cook.

I hope this is a hypothetical future bf

Maybe try doing what that user said and make something he'd like but put a little twist on it? Add some different spices or ingredients to it to make it a bit more adventurous, that way he won't be so surprised when you pull something more adventurous?