What is your biggest accomplishment? Biggest failure?

On a board full a failures this should be interesting

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I guess it depends what you mean by accomplishment and failure... I managed to graduate high school. My biggest failure? probably everything else before and after

I make $2,000/month aged 14-18
My biggest failure is being really attractive but girls don't bother with me and I still don't know why

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my biggest accomplishment is that i have no biggest failure
my biggest failure is that i have no biggest accomplishment

Aside from my own illustrious strength? I've walked away from three crashes and I've fucked a few skanks and one angel. I have a decent collection of nabbed panties as well

Did you just humble brag on r9k?

my biggest accomplishment is getting good grades in my highschool exam
my biggest failure is my childish, shy and creepy personality that i never tried to improve while i had the chance and also it scared away any girl i've ever talked to and being bullied by my entire family while growing up because of it
i'm glad that i'm soon 25 so i can finally kill myself

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Winning 120 bucks after after help a woman who was about to be beaten by his junkie bf. The best chrrismast i ever had. I love karma. If you want i greentex it

I went to Harvard. So I guess going there. Biggest failure was getting fired from Goldman after 5 months and moving back with my parents

Leave r9k. You have credentials, why not apply for another company?

I got fired for bullshit sexual harassment accusation so Im pretty much blackballed

My biggest accomplishment is persuading the school I worked at to allow a visually impaired kid I was working with to take music as a GCSE. He's now starting to make a career of it. One of the few worthwhile things I've done in my time on this earth.

My failures are too numerous to count or rank.

Is it too late to lawyer up? delete Yas Forums? hit the gym?

Biggest Accomplishment
>Saved numerous peoples lives

Biggest Failure
>No fucking career

>Joining the Navy
>Not finding a job after leaving it four years ago

Lawyer up for what? I didnt get charged. Its at will employment so no wrongful termination. Plus in finance you dont want to be the guy who sued Goldman

Use the GI bill and go to school for free

Fair enough. I know so little I had to look up what blackballed mean. Either way, sounds super fucking gay.

I'm too fat, lazy, and depressed for school, sadly.

My biggest accomplishment: Winning a plaque for the best grades in primary school on Grad day.
My biggest failure: getting caught stealing from my mother's purse twice.
I'm gonna carry that weight

I worked so much since I was 10 that I managed to get into top university(think top 3 on all rankings) in very competitive STEM area. Success for me, coming from a poor eastern europe family.

I was kicked out because I'm a retard who couldn't follow the material. Now I'm unemployed and have worse status than everyone else from my class that just went to bullshit school. Massive failure.

you're married and have kids, what are you doing here and what else do you want in life?

if I managed to just get a hug from a girl or any job I would die a happy man

Playing soccer

>getting scholarshipbux for good grades studying CS
>can't force myself to be social and/or interesting, wasted highschool and currently uni sitting at home, and probably burned out my dopamine reserves so i barely enjoy stuff now
Nice bro, that's my current goal
>dumb russian sounding slav name
It was over before it even started, rip

>Helped edit the internal pilot for World Peace
>Hit depressed loser rock bottem, drank up all of my money, failed a semester of college, and had to move in with my parents I got my shit back together tho

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You can't accomplish or fail anything if you don't try.

Don't be fucking pussy. Life is hell, do something anyway

No I don't think I will, and you can't make me faggot

I made some memes which get reposted from time to time. I always have the biggest smile when I see them. They will travel further and last longer than I ever will. Those are the results of my thoughts and labor, now residing in the hard drives and minds of strangers all across the world.

>Biggest accomplishment
Someone made an Urban Dictionary entry about me from my chat room days when I was the object of every girl's affection. Honestly, I have a few runner-ups, but they're even more pathetic than that.
>Biggest failure
Dropped out of high school.

Honestly, all throughout my life I've gotten praise from people. I was almost the best math student in my class. In pre-calculus, I missed 14 days and refused to do homework (teacher didn't grade homework), and I'd spend every day talking to the teacher about life or music, or napping, or making everyone laugh. I still had the second highest grades. My ex-best friend was in the class and he was so bitter about it him and his friend began demanding the teacher grade homework.

My freshman English teacher, before retiring after making fun of a student, actually wrote me a note telling me I could become a professional writer if I just tried for once. I've had people online ask me if I'm a writer, too, or if there's a place they can find my writings. Nope. Just here.

So many popular kids confided in me because I was so smart without really being a nerd, and so many nerds looked up to me (one drew me a picture of us living together, it was kind of weird, but cute), and I just fucking dropped out. They could've imagined me being anything, but I doubt a NEET was one. For years, family members have asked me why I threw my life away, and it's so hard to explain when you're not in my skin.

I just don't want to hurt. Failing hurts. Trying hurts. Doesn't anyone else feel it? Sometimes I just stop whatever I'm doing and wonder why I'm even using the energy to stand, when gravity's always pulling me down. It'd be so easy to just lie down. Even standing hurts.

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Finishing high school, owning a mobile home, being able to live in it alone

>failures
not even qualifying to apply to a university, only landing some pretty mediocre job opportunities

>My biggest failure is being really attractive but girls don't bother with me and I still don't know why
Maybe its due to your extreme overestimation of your own self-worth

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>I was almost the best math student in my class. In pre-calculus
>My freshman English teacher, before retiring after making fun of a student, actually wrote me a note telling me I could become a professional write
jesus please kill me if i'm ever bragging about generic pep talks teachers give to kids to try to get them to do your work

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>obtained OSCP
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>gave 30k to a girl I thought was my gf but was just stringing me along in 2015

>greatest accomplishment
I am a meme lord, I make a lot of memes that a lot of people like. Honestly the only thing keeping me alive is making content for others to smile at
>biggest failure
Lots to pick from

My biggest achievement was losing 85 pounds my last semester of high school. I picked up a girlfriend in doing so and finished off high school with a blast.
My biggest failure was not being confident in my opinions until the end of high school. I was basically a NPC

>biggest accomplishment
Thinking really hard about it i can't think of any, maybe become sober
>biggest failure
become and alcoholic junkie,and waste my chances with woman who were into me in my youth now is just 2 years more until become a wizard

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Biggest acomplishment, became a sucessful travelling artist and walked across europe selling my work

Biggest failure, not working as hard as I feel I could to become a someone if only I didn't hold myself back. Also fucking up my first relationship for the sole reason of wanting to bang my best bud (male) and wanting to trap, true mental illness but least looking back I realise that realtionship was probably the cause of the mental illness to begin with as she constantly do fucked shit like making nooses and it would put me in a twilight zone feeling of apathy and cooming was the only escape.

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Biggest accomplishment.

I translated a nico nico douga video series into English.

Biggest failure

Being born.

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Post your art here if possible user, don't need to be anything you sold to someone just something people wouldn't know

>Personal projects
I wrote a Google chrome extension to modernize the UI of my uni's student portal. Posted it on my uni's subreddit and some guys from the IT department saw the post and offered me a part time job modernizing the site for real.

I presented a novel system at a reverse engineering conference in another country.

i've done some other cool shit, but i dont wanna be doxxed.

>What is your biggest accomplishment?
My waifu!
>Biggest failure?
Can't convince other people to disregard 3dpdshit and instead love and respect their waifu as an equal partner :(

>accomplishment
I have a degree and I make just shy of 6 figures
>failure
A little more abstract: Being alone and asocial for months at a time does not affect me. I think it will bite me in the ass as I get older, but I cannot comprehend "needing" family or friendship.

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>I make $2,000/month
Is that it?

Experienced enlightenment at 18. Took 6 months constantly studying the teachings. I read 6 months is the quickest possible. Experienced the Sadasiva Tattva. And experienced OM in its fullness!

Biggest fail always wanted to impregnate a natural blonde. I did and she killed the baby cause she already had one with the guy who raped her.

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My biggest accomplishment also lead to my biggest failure.

>graduate H.S
>become a recluse for the next 7 years, going to community college just for appearances sake, but would drop my classes half way through the semester just to play vidya, watch anime and jack off.
>turn 25
>realize what an utter mess my life is
>decide to get a job, because school apparently just wasn't for me, do all sorts of odd jobs, dishwasher, personal shopper, waiter... until I realized I wanted more out of life.
>Decide to go back to school to become a facial reconstructive surgeon, before that however I need to get into dental school.
>fast forward 2.5 years and I graduate with a 3.8 GPA and degree in human physiology,
>worked as a part time anatomy teacher assistant during my 2.5 years there, more than 300 hours accumulated both in class and in lab
>more than 50 hours of research with cadavers.
>more than 100 hours of community service volunteering with kids with disabilities.
>after graduating I worked a whole year as dental assistant to bolster my application to dental schools. While working full time I studied my ass off for Dental admissions test (made into the 95 percentile)
>spent around 6000$ on the whole application process to dental schools
>all that for nothing because the 7 years I spent being a half neet, not even bothering to drop my classes at community college brought my cumulative GPA to 2.4
>half of the schools I applied to didn't even consider my application because I didn't reach the minimum required GPA,
>I felt utterly crushed, to have all that had work not even be acknowledged
>fall into a huge depressive episode
>figure I can't just throw in the towel yet
>look around for alternatives since I'm not getting into any dental programs come this year
>still want to do something related to facial aesthetics
>Gain admittance into a masters program to do research on craniofacial anomalies, in one of the top 5 medical schools in the country.

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I have yet to find a lab and this whole corona thing is going to set me back minimum half a semester and even a year, making it very unlikely that I pursue my original goal of becoming a surgeon. I will probably just jump in and go after my PhD.

Luckily for me my fellowships has me covered for at least 2.5 years. So I don't have to worry about working for the foreseeable future.

that's what the olympic gold medal looks like?
that thing is hideous

Biggest accomplishment: Uh, finally got gf, on my way to becoming lawchad, best selling author for some meme I made while sad (don't ask for the title lol I'm not gonna doxx myself like that)
Biggest failure: Watched as my entire family ruined itself. Bystander to murder and did nothing. Didn't support my lil sis through all the fucked shit we went through, and now she is going down the same path as my mom.

I find it hard to imagine having motivation like this.
I'm probably better with delicate fine motor tasks and higher IQ than you but my goal in life is to not work. I especially want to avoid work that helps other people. You're weird.

Everything I have accomplished in life has been through luck, cheating, lying, or riding the coat tails of others. Even the things I have worked hard at for years have mediocre results.
>failure
I have flunked out of college 3 times.

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No accomplishments. Biggest failure is being a neet virgin at 29. I've failed at life in every way you can imagine