/r9gay/ - #981

OP doesn't have any good pictures to use edition

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You may not have any good pictures but you beat out the furnormie thread and for that I salute you

>Enjoy posting in new r9gay threads the most since the possibilities are endless
>Also past my bedtime and going to bed now

Ahhhh I hate living

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yeah I was worried when I saw that someone else made a thread literally a second after me, but then I saw it was furryshit and realised I was in the clear lol

>tfw no mde bf

Nice picture OP, thank you for making a new thread, I was worried because it was getting close to being gone!

What does mde mean user?

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I'm surprised you even got that as an mde reference, top job user

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does sam hyde make any funny content still?
I heard its pay only through Gumroad

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I don't know, I've seen some of his hydewars stuff and it seems alright but not anything I'd pay for, most of it's up for free on YouTube anyway. I think Theatre of the Aire was the big thing he's been doing on there lately but I haven't had a chance to check it out yet.

MillionDollarExtreme

Ideas Man is one of my favorite videos of all time, watched it minutes after it was posted (the first upload had Sam's balls uncensored, so they had to re-upload a second one).

time for tea and pyjamas, comfy time

>Manchildren who find MDE fun

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you wouldn't be slaughtering anyone cause you're a lame shitty faggot

>fun
Also, I'm talking about their old school stuff + World Peace. Sam and his current fanbase is an embarrassment now (from 2015+ it's only been getting worse and worse), even if some of the videos he puts together are alright on occasion.

yeah ideas man is a personal favourite of mine too, especially all the graphics Sam did for it. I've only been watching him since like 2015 or 2016 so I've watched most things after the fact.
I do remember seeing 2070 Paradigm Shift and that Kickstarter joke he did shortly after they got big, but I didn't make the link when I started watching Sam's stuff properly for like a good month or two.

Care to elaborate on the situation?

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That sounds awesome user, hope you enjoy yourself!

Man you made me want tea, but I already brushed my teeth

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people who disavow modern sam are generally lame and milquetoast

What style of clothing to you like guys to wear? I can't shop now cause of the virus. But once this is over I want to make an effort to be more attractive to guys. But idk what I should wear.

That is generally the case for a subset of people (especially those with unjustified political hangups), but it is not so for people who worked with him and with fans who recognize the degradation of his art and critique (which has turned to, in some cases, some of the most played out an embarrassing regurgitation of lowest common denominator alt-right cultural talking points and "jokes" (memes) - if anything is milquetoast it's shit like this).

you could always have a cheeky cup and brush again afterwards, it's not like orange juice or something

I like all mens clothing desu, if the guy is cute/hot then I will find his clothes on him to be cute/hot

Although I hate stuff like tranny/female clothing on men

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Yeah but then I have to go out of my room and my dad is gonna be like wtf didnt you go to sleep 20 mins ago

Its all too tiresome

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>Although I hate stuff like tranny/female clothing on men.
What about just like cute clothing? Like sweaters and over sized hoodies? Also are crop tops considered purely female? I can't wear them here cause I'm closeted but someday I want to wear one.

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Guys in sweaters that are too big for them are the cutest

>Like sweaters and over sized hoodies
These are cute and I like them but crop tops I dont really like

I agree. They're difficult to find though. Good sweaters in general are.

That's fair user. Everyone had their own likes and dislikes. What about guys in chokers? Do you think that's too girly? I think they look good personally.

yeehaw niggers

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Thats just too slutty for me to wear and I dont want my bf looking like a slut either

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I wear nothing but the colour black for the most part and have a denim jacket and a leather jacket, the jackets pretty much make the outfit. Otherwise just black jeans and a t-shirt with something like an album cover or icon on it. Goes well with my long hair and the general vibe I'm going for, wanna get some new shoes though.

I'd prefer when this general was slower
you guys post too often
how do you guys not find something else to do? This shit is boring as fuck
Imagine actually needing advice from gay incels.
Do you actually need someone to talk too that badly? Is it really that hard for you to make friends?

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>only wear the most nondescript casual clothing
>haven't bought anything new in years

Thats cute user, I used to be the same but now I wear more colours than before

Based anti hoe apparel poster

milquetoast crap doesn't get you banned off television networks at the appeal of jewish comedians who make shit for normalfag trash

Once again that's fair I guess user. I just like how it looks. I'm not really a slut though I promise.
That sounds pretty cool user. I'd probably think you were edgy but cute irl. I don't think I could pull off that look really though unfortunately.

single color, semi-tight fit tshirt with a different color chest pocket (or pattern on the chest pocket
black jeans
black or white skate shoes depending on the shirt
one brown beaded bracelet around me wrist (an old friend gave me it)
if it's cold enough an edgy hoodie (santa cruz x odd future, taco bell hoodie, playstation hoodie with all japanese writing etc,)
oh and my glasses if i feel like it but i usually don't

but you will look like one though
>i am not a slut, i just like wearing nothing but thongs

crop tops are based tho

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I think that looks retarded.

fair enough user, just sleep tight and have it in the morning
I usually wear knitwear or oversized sweatshirts, I look a bit girly but I definitely have more boyish aesthetics too
my shoes are usually low tops, black or white and I usually wear black jeans but I own faded blue ones too

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COOL!! I also like to wear all black everyday
>long hair
>Wears black
Y-you sound like a cool dude

No user. I'm not. I'm not a hoe. I promise user. I just feel ugly and want to look cute.

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Time for this anti hoe poster to sleep
Goodnight all

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I don't get the appeal of black jeans
Or really any jeans asides from blue ones
Even darker blue or greyish blue ones I have trouble understanding

>posts astolfo
...you were doing so well....

let him post astolfo in peace
half the anime boys people post in these threads look like astolfo in boy clothes anyways

astolfo is shit and has only done harm
literally any other boy than that tranny icon
but you are right that i should be more polite so

*ehem*
sweet dream, you

sleep tight anti hoe poster, may you remain pure

they're regular and good and dark, they go with a lot and they don't clash with things like blue jeans can

usually I'm playing vidya or working which slows me down but currently I'm just chillin listening to music before I go to bed

don't think I can bring myself to do that, i've been rocking nothing but black for the last 8 years or so, it's basically grafted onto my soul. though I do have some white shirts now because some things look better on white than black.

>I'd probably think you were edgy but cute irl
my plan is working perfectly

>I also like to wear all black everyday
impeccable taste
>Y-you sound like a cool dude
yeah it's a good illusion trick innit? you'd never guess I'm absolutely not

I kinda like that so ima try to copy it some when I can go shopping again. Idk if it will work with me but maybe.
Ok ok I see your point. I just feel boring. I currently wear everyday just jeans a few t-shirts or a dress shirt/sweater. I feel boring and plain. But I don't want to look like a hoe either.
I need to watch JoJo.
And you're welcome to your opinion user.
That's kinda the style I want to go for. But idk where to buy it. The mall in my area is dying and shopping for clothes online sucks.

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That is hoes start lol, seeking validation and attention. You can look within certain limits, but chokers and crop tops is too much. Might as well wear fishnets and high heels then.

You were mean to me. But goodnight all the same user.

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yeah online shopping blows, I do all my clothes shopping in person
Little life hack, second hand shops have lots of nice things like that and they'll be cheap

if you say so
any jeans but blue ones just feel instinctively wrong to me
then again, I have an autistic love for blue
I even use Yotsuba B on this board cause the pinkish red one disgusts me

Call a tranny a trap and watch them explode into a rage fueled mental breakdown, it's hilarious.

Astolfo isn't great, but again, literally any other anime boy is probably gonna look fairly identical unless they're bara or potentially more shonen protag-ish.

Hahaha well for me at least,you would be a really cool guy just for your style
Do you like metal music?

>my plan is working perfectly
Based manipulative user. You got me.
But where do you draw the line? If I got my ears pierced would that make me a hoe? Cause I'm trying to look better and get attention?
Yah once it's safe to go out again I'll try that. I should be able to find some black jeans and shirts easy enough I think.

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Nope. His new shit is fucking garbage. He peaked at World Peace and even then that was because he:

a.) didn't look like a fat trotsky
b.) Had Nick AND Charls.

He fumbled the Adult Swim bag so bad he would've been in his 5th season around this time if he had just played it more safe. I could write an essay about how garbage his new shit is, it's all editing fluff with little comedy.

I mean, if that's your taste that's fine, blue jeans are classic and look good
They remind me of 80s boys
I use tomorrow because I enjoy a dark theme

All bara look the same

Yeah, blame Sam for something retard jew comedians did.

when I'm allowed out again I'm totally gonna go out and buy like, 3 new knitted jumpers, my only issue is they're so thick that it's hard to store them in my dresser

Tomorrow is good too, it's less soothing to me though
I certainly get it's appeal

I didn't say they don't, most anime people look the same unless the style is either alot closer to realism than usual or alot more stylistic than usual

Even bara anime characters have feminine aspects to them fairly often though

Sam let it happen. Then he went onto Tim Heidecker's show something like a while after and sperged out on him. Granted, Tim, Joe, and especially Brett Gelman are kikey pieces of shite.

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Well that is a bit like people saying either you go full fem or full roid ape. There are ways of looking better and gaining attention that doesn't gain you the wrong attention, or send the wrong signals or makes you like something you perhaps are not.
For example a wifebeater is probably better than a crop top. Why? It accentuates the arms in a subtle way, yet the amount of the skin revealed is about the same as a crop top overall.
Honestly to me oversized hoodies and a cute boy will invoke more attention, than if I see a choker, I just think "cocksucker".

yeah I was pretty much raised on Rammstein and Motorhead as well as hard/classic rock, I do need to listen to more metal in general though

>tfw it doesn't matter what you wear because you're hideous anyway

Yah. I only have one knit sweater. Its a red one I've had since I was like 14 or 15. It's really started to shrink though so I need some new stuff. One problem is though that it will be summer soon. So I should probably focus more on tshirts and short sleeved collared shirts.
That's fair user. I guess I just went overboard. Thanks for pointing it out.
Everyone's beautiful in their own way user. If you keep trying to be a good person eventually you'll find someone desu.

that guy looks like how I imagine mister metokur to look like
he also looks chadder than he has a right to be
how did he become a meme image?

there's not much Sam coulda done I think

>Rammstein
One of my favorite bands

everyone is not beautiful in their own way, being a good person doesn't necessarily get you anything, and even if it does its a shit reason for being a good person

don't give people false hope and the eventual feelings of resentment and entitlement due to being a "good person" because of vague feel good crap like that

I believe it's true. I've seen ugly poor people in goof relationships. The only logical explanation for it happening as much as it does is that everyone can find someone who seems something loveable about them. It does require effort and persistence. But it happens. Not to mention i don't trust that someone's ugly until I see them. I have so many female friends I've heard talk over and over about how ugly they are and how they'll never find love. Despite them being decent looking and getting relationships easy.