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You cunts better start fucking clapping edition

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CLAP FOR ICKE

First for surviving with the energy of mandatory cloops

Any suggestions for a film to watch on Netflix with the missus given that we're not with each other at the moment?

Can't be horror, obviously.

paul blart mall cop 2: clapping boogaloo

hmm I was just watching his latest video, it feeels like he's talking some sort of sense but I don't wanna go balls deep into the conspiracy theory

Just marathoend the first episode of Better Call Saul.

I shan't be continuing.

Watching Alex Jones right now.

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Love a nice gollie I do, lads

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another clap? how long till they implement a daily clap like 1984.

Downsizing was enjoyable

*tries to play flutter again to the thread and does a slightly better job after some practise but is still off beat*
*gets boo'd off stage*
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nah shut it mong boy better call saul is excellent

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10 stone lifter here
Listening to swans - bastard while working out
Shant be clapping tonight

Why didn't you clap?

Fuckers clapping for the NHS again

Having a poo for R NHS

>live by a port
>here fucking ship's foghorns mixed in with people clapping and cheering
meanwhile exhausted nurses are trying to sleep

jesus fucking christ people are actually clapping, banging drums and letting off air horns

Far less clapping this time but yep it's happening again.

wew that was a lot of clapping

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START CLAPPING YOU MISERABLE CUNTS

can hear fireworks but no clapping

instead of clapping some cunts decided to set off fireworks instead

you mean...heh...it's CLAPPENING

I came here to complain about all the clapping because I had no idea wtf was going on, I thought it was just my block of flats

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I am but I'm clapping my fucking cock over those cute nurses. Phwoar!

you too eh? Seems daft

Heard one go off by me too. Fucking daft pricks were still clapping though

I'm still pooing.

No clapping round mine but plenty of ketwig chavs setting off fireworks

Yeah that's what I meant, it's clappening.

could even hear people clapping on a twitch stream

*CLAP* *CLAP* *CLAP* *CLAP* *CLAP* *CLAP* *CLAP* *CLAP* *CLAP* *CLAP* *CLAP* *CLAP* *CLAP* *CLAP* *CLAP* *CLAP* *CLAP* *CLAP* *CLAP* *CLAP* *CLAP* *CLAP* *CLAP* *CLAP* *CLAP* *CLAP* *CLAP* *CLAP* *CLAP* *CLAP* *CLAP* *CLAP* *CLAP* *CLAP* *CLAP* *CLAP* *CLAP* *CLAP* *CLAP* *CLAP* *CLAP* *CLAP* *CLAP* *CLAP* *CLAP* *CLAP*

AAAAAAAAAAAAA
I CLOOPED AAAAA
FANK U DOCTA AN T'NURSES

why do bagpipers only play two songs though

why is amazon orders so shite now? 5 weeks to order something from a place 40 miles from me
Yakuza 0 dancing mini game is so hard
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There's a second scotland song? Is that one song the Scottish national anthem or something?

the play some sweet IRA songs but they're banned and people are scared of playing them these days

>tfw no balls clapping against me rn
honestly annoyed lads

mum made me stand outside and bang a pot
I'm sorry

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STAND BY FOR LIST OF INDIVIDUAL FOUND TO HAVE NOT CLAPPED

THOUGHT OF THE DAY; ONLY BRITAIN SOLDIERS ON

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use ebay instead if you can, ive had next day deliveries for phones phone cases, camera batteries, vape juice e.t.c for the past two weeks. Royal Mail is running just fine

poltical correctness gone mad it is

>yakuza 0 dancing is hard
i don't know about that one lad, it's not particularly difficult. a few goes and i had top scores on all songs on hardest difficulty

parents are clapping out the window rn
this is so embarrassing

I know you are into your books so I was wondering. Have you read romance of the three kingdoms?

this clapping thing felt eerily 1984 like, bit scared desu lads

Having a bit of a chuckle at this lads not gonna lie
Ooft

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IKR, my friend is a piper and he knows some of the unionist songs but he says he refuses to play them

>Followed mum to Sainsburys ~(first time supermarket since lockdown)
>Walk in then walk straight back out because it looked messy in there
>Had to go back in again to tell mum to leave too
>Walked close to the security guard, mum said something to him (probably caught it)

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imagine being such a melt that you clap a whole 7 MINUTES late

not unionist, i meant the opposite, dumb me. PIRA stuff

Thinking that too. Reminds of the bit where they're all shouting at the screen.

Women are disgusting. Who the fuck pays for this though?

Should you see a psych or doctor if all you can think about is harming other people?

what time do we clap?

>women
uh lad i have something to tell you

>women

got something to break to you lad....

I've ordered stuff and got it quite quick, same with ebay.

>women
Err... lad. If only you knew

is vaping cheaper than smoking?
>it's ez
your full of shit lad, it's the hardest minigame in the game.
actual dance games are far easier

I clapped again and banged pans together. Least I could for the based NHS.

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No way... A tranny I didn't clock? They're getting too good.
I'm done for the day. I can't trust women not to have a penis.

Recognise that is illegal and you will be caught, then channel your urge for violence and gore into surgery.

Clap hunters setting stings for non clappers, stay safe lads and remember DONT give them your name on camera

your friend sounds like a total fanny

Imagine being so fucked up that you make videos like this

Imagine being so lazy and awkward you won't step outside for a minute to clap for people who would save your life. Shame on you tbqh.

cheaper than legally bought fags yea, It's not for everyone though. I'm not one of those cloud faggots, i dont have one of those robot machines, just a compact one.

means I can 'smoke' in the house too. still have a pack of polish marlb golds on the go as well though

listen lad im not even huge on rhythm games, i only ever played guitar hero on normal, im only just learning to play osu and i did not have a problem with the dancing minigame. you just need to spam the dpad to get as many steps between notes and you can get top scores without a problem. you get so much time between notes its hard to be overwhelmed

what makes a guy do this?

mfw when there is no friend and im just chatting shit online

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I'm saving a supermarket trip for next week as it's meant to rain weds and Thurs so hope no bugger is out.
*hears a coofer walking down the street*
Don't want to get stuck in a huddle of the infected desu, even though I suspect I have it.

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>Get level 60 on WoW classic two days ago
>Already blacklisted on the realm and kicked from a guild I joined 1 day ago

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Imagine stepping out to clap for and getting sprayed with COVID19 from the sky.
Omedetou.

nope, isn't that a really long Chinese book?
how is it?

At some point the mind stops caring about consequences

It drives you to consider things like rape, because evolutionarily, that was a last resort for spreading your genes

Not sure what to do to take my mind off that sort of shit

i would also like to say on record that i love this country, i love our government more than anything in the world and i thank the government for keeping me safe.

>blacklisted on the realm and kicked from a guild I joined 1 day ago
why?

>It drives you to consider things like rape

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I paused it when she pulled her knickers down.

#1 or #2? If #1 I will watch the rest

Why have you been blacklisted and kicked? I'm guessing you are giving people shit and causing drama

I "ninja'd" a 500g ring even though everyone else needed on it. Some guy properly spazzed out at me, posted me on the realm discord and made me guilty without trial. It was worth it though tbqh, I'm going to reroll a dps class because i'm already sick of healing

Shut up helpy mkII, it's hard for some to go out in normal situations without doing it when all the neighbours are out scowling at houses.

Why do you use that silly name lad?

bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-london-52133380
>arrested for coofing

>At some point the mind stops caring about consequences
In that case, your mind is too weak to be a doctor.

>Adam Lewis, who was sentenced on Wednesday, also threatened to bite the officer, police said
>bite
people are starting to change...

oh ebin lad you are a card