How's that suicide plan coming along user?

your probably gonna need at least an afternoon user

that's why my method would be supermanning while blackout drunk so I would never know
just waiting until I flunk out/get kicked out of college to muster up the courage

Does anyone know if you can go to Switzerland and request euthanasia ? I heard it's legal over there but I don't know if we can do it as a foreigner.

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i don't think it's legal anywhere in the world to get euthanized without a terminal illness, though i could be wrong
look it up

But I do have a terminal illness, autism and being gay.

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Poorly. I'm too much of a coward/too sentient to hang myself or jump off a building, so I need a gun to just do it instantly and easily. This stupid virus simulation fucked up my plans on obtaining a firearm so my suicide is on hiatus. I know it wont matter once I'm dead but I also don't want people to find me as a hanging, eyes bulging corpse. I'd rather my face and head be unrecognizable, it makes it easier for those who see it and who knew me, the face is the main means of human identity. I want to destroy every aspect of the human that is me. Also, I will have no note.

You're not me nigger, pretending to be someone else on r9k is a sign of autism

Hanging is also out of the question for me. They might also find you peeing posthumously ew

drink yourself into a coma and rig up a contraption to burn your body

you know what I mean, like cancer or something

None of you losers have the balls to do it but if you did live stream it on here

And you are a simp bitch who will amount to nothing.

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Fuck off. People like you are one of the reasons why the world sucks and are one of the reasons why I'm leaving it.

this also i know a robot who killed himself

he just wants to be edgy, if his loved one blew their brains out or kids did he would feel different, always different until it hits you

If you let anonymous virgins such as myself on an autism message board such as myself get to you then you have bigger problems

unironically commit suicide you loser.

My only friend killed himself I deal with it through being edgy

this is not related but how do you ignore dumb shit people say on the net? i know i should in theory but my mind seems to always be occupied by statements and people i don't agree with

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This is true. He's more than likely a teenager going through a phase anyways, one day I'm sure he'll understand.

First, wait for parents do die.
Second, wait cold winter night.
Third, go into the woods, strip and die do to hypothermia.

You're full of shit. If your only friend committed suicide you would probably have some sympathy and wouldn't want to watch others kill themselves on a livestream.

i used to want to do that but after further research i think hypothermia might be one of the most painful ways to go

Would it make a difference if I told you we were lovers

>suicide
cringe
I do drugs and die slowly

Hey robros. Ik I'm shitting up the thread by telling you not to kill yourselves, but there is a really good chance that it's finally happening. If you can hold out until prison planet is put on hold and they try to restart this failed economy I'd wager it'd be worth sticking around to see just how high the fire rises before going an hero.

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what is going to happen robro? is corona-chan really the end of this economy?

Coronachan is essentially being used as the pretense for the planned demolition of what's left of the prevailing global economic system. Nothing was actually done to address the issues which caused and were created by the 2008 recession. The most direct historical comparison of government response as the referee of the markets would be the arrests and reforms made after the 1987 savings and loans crisis somewhat cleansing the economy of deadwood and parasites vs zero consequential arrests in 2008 with total central bank bail outs of the fraudulent banks giving out sub prime mortgages to broke boomers and selling off the debt as a repackaged AAA investment.

The entire corporate ecosystem has become grossly over leveraged and mismanaged the past dozen years based on cheap zero interest QE money from the Fed. Coronachan is being used as a cudgel with mildly plausible contagion effects which are being over leveraged in the same respect that these retards over leverage cheap money, easy loans, and printing fiat money to solve any and all problems. The fed has reported issuing upwards of $6 trillion to paper over the bed shitting that transipired since 2008 but only has the political mileage based off of Coronachan and the shut down of the global economy. Most normies are just as hopelessly indebted as corpos and service sector jobs will be culled over the next few months. This is basically the great depression 2.0

I've got alcohol and Xanax to give me the courage to finally jump in front of a train like I've been planning to for over a year seeing as my country has lolnoguns

I'm pretty sure you have to be a swiss citizen.
Also, even if you were, there services try their hardest to convince you out of it with months upon months of counceling and mettings my psychatrists. It takes a little under a year before they agree to help you kill yourself. Kind of a scam desu

I think everyone on this board has met a robot that has killed themselves. It's fairly common

does xanax work well? i'd have to go out of my way to get it in my country

please dont jump in front of a train not only because it is not a guaranteed insta kill but you also traumatize the train driver. just look up some liveleak videos of people jumping in front of trains. most of them get their body literally cut in half at the mid section and they are still fully conscious for a considerable amount of time. look for a more insta kill method

>12 gauge slug
>3/4" pipe
>1"pipe
>nail
Got everything I need, just waiting until some people who are dependent on me die

why wait user, go ahead and be active with your plan

just take out a life insurance on yourself and "accidentally" shoot yourself while you are "cleaning" your weapon. this way you won't have to worry about your dependent's financial security. you dont have to catch the bus with a gun per se, just make it look like a convincing accident

i'm too retarded to understand half of that but basically we will have our chances to raise up right

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To be fair he typed it a way that is incredibly hard to comprehend. It's almost incoherent in some parts, like hes goong off on a tangent and being verbiose but ineffective with it. Perhaps hes intentionally being pedantic like that in hopes of appearing like hes saying something important but really he has no fucking clue what hes even trying to say in reality

really fucking not good

why? tell us about your difficulties user

I don't know how... and I'm addicted to Yas Forums

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why are anons only supportive when someone is asking for ways to kill themselves? what a morbid board

why not just get the virus

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cause there are too many snowflakes trying to talk down us from it with something like "just be happy lol" or "there are people who have it worse", so i try to be understanding with all my fellow suicidal robots

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I've considered it. And but I don't wanna spread it. And why does that guy look super duper pissed.
Because if someone is going to kill themselves we want them to take the least painful way out... also so we can learn. for science

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>so we can learn. for science
science requires doing labs and experiments. you need to take what you have learned on the internet so far and put that into practice otherwise its all pointless.

lab and experiment results are due soon, hurry up and complete the assignment

I think it's probably time for you to prepare the right mindset before planning the method. Start by gradually staying away from this website and try to do nothing so you get so bored you'd want to be more proactive about ending it.

> And why does that guy look super duper pissed.
I don't know but he looks kinda funny

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>do nothing so you get so bored you'd want to be more proactive about ending it.

really? come on now what a beta way of leaving this realm. why not go out with a bang?

also you might want to check out sanctionedsuicide if you are dead set on ending it. they have some good tips and general suicide discussions

>Father has access to prescription oxyneo
>Can't remember if still has benzos; might be antidepressants now
2 benzo, 8 oxy, then a shot of whiskey. hopefully I don't vomit.

>sanctionedsuicide
I already know about it but cheers for being helpful, maybe some user in this thread wasn't aware. Also guys remember to check out Lost All Hope

that is not enough unfortunately. you will realize very soon after taking those dosages that the human body is incredibly resilient. you will feel like shit and want to die more than ever during your od but you wont die. it will be a long and agonizing experienc.

Allow me to introduce myself. oridinal

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Corona fucked up my plans. I want to go using the helium method, but all gas places are going to be closed or limited to essential business. Helium is already limited and has a ton of regulations where I'm from. I'm in the industry and could get a hold of it, if I was still working. I don't know what to do, helium seems like the most peaceful way out.