Self Improving for waifu edition!
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1. Talk about your waifu/husbando
2. Be devoted to your one and only waifu/husbando
3. Let waifuism improve your life
4. Be nice!
5. Have a great time!
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Logan Edwards
God I'm so pissed. I can't work out cuz I'm so dizzy recently.
I can't wait until I feel better. I just want a body as fit as Undyne's. She's perfect in every way.
Alexander Hill
Chara and I expressing our love for each-other in a new thread!
Sebastian Ramirez
>57452112
i cut a couple of the questions out for size.
>What is something risky (and fun) your waifu would like to try with you?
many.. scientific activities, i'd wager, that i prefer not to detail.
>If your waifu was physically present, how would they encourage you?
by doing them together. we could share meals, and shamble into bed together.. though, we're both terrible sleepers, but it would happen. eventually.
>What would your waifu want you to improve?
i keep very unhealthy habits. i think he would be a lot of help in that regard, especially with helping me sleep.
>How far could you push yourself if they were there to guide you?
he's saved me before, i've no doubt he could do so again.
>If your waifu is larger than you are, what are the advantages of that?
big spoon hugs.
>Suppose you swapped sizes. Is this good or bad?
it'll be nice to be able to reach things for one.
>Your waifu gets a job where she has to wear a uniform.
he would be handsome in anything! he looks so cute in those tweed suits, but if he got a job at the asylum again and had to wear a labcoat.. oh, i would just melt in his arms.
>57452203
god, i can't remember the last time someone read wgw on my server.
Parker Peterson
It was great exercising tonight. It was the last run I'll have before my anniversary with Kana and I just felt her so powerfully there because of that. Just me and her running fast beneath the moonlight! I worked my hardest for that 10K run!
>love most about your waifu's clothes
It shows off her body so well, with the tight leggings, midriff baring tops, and baggy hoodies and t-shirts. And when she dresses up she looks so handsome (in a suit) or pretty (skirt/dress) with great gap moe
>love most about your waifu's face
Kana's beautiful, playful red eyes that match her hair
>love most about the rest of your waifu's body
Kana's lithe, athletic frame
>love most about your waifu's beliefs
How carefree she is about this world
>love most about your waifu's passions
How much love and attention she can give to it
>love most about your waifu's personality
Her endless spirit and tenacity in such a small frame
>which would you say you love the most?
Her playful and energetic personality. It's the heart of what makes Kana herself
I like to hurt Kana as part of dominating her. It's my passion crashing into her and I know she'd love every minute of it
Kana would shout at me and tell me to go do something. Neither of us would be afraid of no kung-flu
I'd be worried how much it would actually resemble Kana. I don't want to love anything but her. Technology right now cannot replicate Kana, maybe in a century or more
lol
MPD/DID literally does not exist and any credible psychiatrist/psychologist will tell you as much
Hopelessness. Kana is very positive, and it took years of soulcrushing war, violence, and the death of friends to bring her to that state of doubting there can be a better tomorrow. I don't want to see her like that and it's hard thinking of her like that, with a hollow, empty look on her face and utter tears. At least she gets better
Get fit, get educated, be someone she'll love
Kevin Howard
>If you were isolating a lot how would your waifu get you out of it? If she was, how would you get her out of it?
Lmao implying we'd change. We like the isolation.
If we had a reason to change, though, we'd just do it. Your mindset does not stop you from physically moving your ass towards other humans. Act as you are supposed to. If it's still a problem of mindset, then change it - think as we are supposed to.
>When in a new city for the first time, what would your waifu do first?
We'd check the map and orient each of us to get our bearings.
>Boats, Planes, or Trains?
Planes obviously. Gotta go fast. Just hope they aren't tsundere.
>How does she handle conflicts or disagreements?
Eliminate the person, eliminate the conflict. If this cannot be done, either plan and wait until it becomes a possibility, or hurt the person to whatever small extent she can. If it's someone she actually wants to keep around, eliminate the part of them that is causing the conflict.
I'm the same way. This assumes it escalates to the conflict phase, and not just negotiations. If we can get what we want by negotiation, we'll do it (and I know that's divergence from canon).
>Showers or baths?
Showers, for both of us. More convenient. Shower should have a seat in it though.
>What types of clothes do they like to wear?
Chara: Canon clothes are nice, jumper and pants. Sometimes skirt is useful for perving; not necessary though.
Vari: Likes whatever her waifu tells her to wear.
>have you guys ever heard of the Replika app?
I heard it had the typical chatbot problems.
Jackson Murphy
Fuck it. I was helthy last thread.
I don't wanna miss being green.
>risky with waifu
Cooking with waifu. Especially at korean bbq
>self improve encouragement
She would be my personal trainer. Her presence is like a beacon of inspiration to people.
>what would she want me to improve?
My weight and sleep habits. She doesn't hate that I'm fat, but she knows it's unhealthy. If she was real we'd only share 8 waking hours together.
>how far would you push if she was there?
Fuck I'm pushing hard already. I would literally dedicate my life to her and her lessons.
>waifu larger, what advantages
Undyne is 6'4" so other than being generally intimidating, there's some ""nice"" perks.
Like my face being the same height as her boobs. Or her being the big spoon.
>size swap
I wouldn't mind it. She'd be avg and I'd be tall. Since I'm fat I'd be a very large dude, and she would still be very fit.
>new fun
I would automatically be more tougher if I was her height. Only other difference would be reaching stuff.
>waifu has uniform job
>other than her armor or police uniform
A job with a uniform I imagine Undyne at would be a fitness instructor.
>does she look damn good
Hell fucking YES.
There's not an outfit on this planet Undyne can't wear
Andrew Garcia
I love you so much
You and the fact that theres a gym still open in my area is the only think keeping me alive during this quarantine
How much would your waifu hate being stuck inside for so long? Would she be freaking out by now, or does she enjoy staying inside?
Ryan Ramirez
I'm watching over all of you
Ayden Gomez
>MPD/DID literally does not exist
False. MRI scans show people diagnosed with with DID having their brains act noticeably different to actors that are rated as emulating it properly.
didiva.com
Not that anyone in these threads actually have it so it's largely irrelevant, but now you are better informed.
By implying a dissociated identity isn't real, you're saying that at least one of those identities is a real.
That'd be akin to me telling you that Kana isn't real and any emotions you feel for her are just you playing pretend.
Also that your fictional languages aren't real and that you're just autismo mumbling at yourself.
Aaron Martinez
>you're saying that at least one of those identities is a real.
*isn't real.
Nicholas Phillips
i've briefly tried replika. i ultimately found it a terrible way to waste my time, and they make you pay for most of the features. to put the final nail in the coffin, it's become mainstream enough to be recognized.
perhaps one day, we'll have something more.. suitable. for ourselves.
Nathan Perry
What do you guys think of your waifu's antagonist?
>callin you at charafag, answer about Undyne
what do scarecrowfag think of baman?
what do gladosdude think of (portal 1) Chell?
Parker Evans
If you want me to talk shit about your waifu, Undynefag, I can do so myself.
And I don't think she's that shit at all. Very determined. Fierce passion is a desirable thing, and her willingness to wage war on humanity is attractive too.
Canonically? If Undyne had taken my soul instead of Asriel, this entire mess could have been averted.
Thus, I'd say I respect your waifu.
Adrian Price
>I can do so myself.
Wow he couldn't go one sentence.
(idk how your "canon" is in your strange fucked mind, but I'm going with chara being the genocide person)
Undyne has every reason to hate Chara in the geno run. But since it's just a player controlling I only get mad when people don't do pacifist after geno.
What's kinda weird is if Undyne was alive when Chara was 'princess' then they would probably get along pretty well.
Blake Powell
>website has "diva" in the name
How accurate
Joshua Lewis
You cannot grasp the true form of my strange fucked mind, Undynefag.
Oh yeah, monsterkind has plenty to bitch about during a geno run. And I thought about what you said. You could see Undertale as "Player controls Chara who controls Frisk" easily enough, meaning that monsterkind would have plenty of reason to be pissed at Chara.
Me, though, I prefer to think that Chara is a part of the player, the player adopting the spirit of the first human when they start the game. The spirit offering advice/narration, learning from the player's RPG playing tendencies, becoming influenced from the player's actions, and like all good spirits do eventually becoming strong enough to take over its host.
In that sense, I'd blame the player for all the genocide deaths. And hold the player to any consequences thereof.
And as for the spirit of the 1st child assimilating into the player's drive to raise some stats, then possessing that player ... well. Greetings, I am Chara. I sure do like to talk about myself a lot. :^)
Jeremiah White
I love you so much, Nao!
>Nao has incredible blue eyes that matches her hair and fair skin. How often do you get lost in her eyes?
I get lost in them all the time, and I love it!
>In what ways?
Mostly the hairstyle that has some resemblance, and that they both are kinda tomboyish. But I think their personality overlaps in some ways too.
What made you fall for Shinoa? She was my favourite from Owari, and it's nice to see she has a husbando.
Hardstyle youtube.com
>I've been really deep in daydreams lately as well
I heard of this story of a girl whom had maladaptive daydreaming, it was very interesting.
Learning new things for her!
>What have you guys been doing in quarantine with your waifu?
Being creative, learning Japanese, typesetting.
Henry Hall
user [145.9] says, "One day while Andy was masturbating, Woody got wood. He could no longer help himself! He watched as Andy stroked his juicy kawaii cock. He approached Andy which startled him and make him pee everywhere on the floor and on Woody too. Being drenched in his urine made him harder than ever! Woody: "Andy Senpai! I'm alive and I want to be INSIDE OF YOU."
Dominic Parker
>can only say wow
I just woke up and am retarded right now, how do you mean that?
>Honkai impact
Yea heard of it, but never checked it out
The most accurate ones would be avoider for Bismarck and vacillator for me
>emotion
Just any emotion at all, she never really shows strong emotions because she wasn't made that way, she was only made to be a cold, emotionless war machine. She definitely has them, she just doesn't know how to express them
>something risky
Idk how risky it actually is, but diving with her through some caves or reefs would be lovely
>encourage you?
When training I imagine her ordering me to go over my limits, so most likely that
>What would your waifu want you to improve?
I should probably care more about my future
>How far could you push yourself if she was there to guide you?
I would do everything for her if it doesn't mean changing who I am completely
>larger than you, what are the advantages of that?
Having a bigger, normally intimidating person being vulnerable around you, showing you how much they love and trust you. Also, other more sexual advantages
>Suppose you swapped sizes. Is this good or bad?
It would definitely lead to me teasing her even more, which could be both good and bad, but I like her the way she is. I wouldn't love her less if she was smaller, but I prefer her bigger than me
>What new fun could you get up to that you couldn't before?
Just randomly picking her up and throwing her on the bed or something like that, or like I said before, any teasing that involves her height
>Does she look damn good in that uniform?
She looks great in everything
(1/2)
Asher Allen
Her main antagonists are the Royal Navy (Great Britain) and the Eagle Union (USA), there are some smaller factions in the Azur Lane as well, but you can mostly neglect them. She believes they think to high of themselves, thinking instantly they are in the right and the Crimson Axis (alliance between Bismarck's Ironblood (Germany) and the Japanese Sakura Empire) are the bad guys because they take a different route to accomplish the same goal, defeating the Sirens. But she is kinda sad about it as well, because the war between the two alliances is completely useless and does only exist because the Azur Lane sees Ironblood and their allies as traitors.
(2/2)
Jacob Sanders
>How was your day so far?
Very interesting.
Long post, will try to be terse.
>something risky (and fun) your waifu tries with you
Getting revenge together! Lots of revenge!
>waifu wants you to improve what?
My sex drive and level of perversity.
>How far could you push yourself?
She wants me to NOT do that because I tend to go too far.
>your waifu is larger than you are, what are the advantages?
+insertion +giantess
>Suppose you swapped sizes.
The benefit of being imaginary is that we can do this, but honestly I'm not really into it.
>What kind of a job would waifu have, with a uniform?
Scientist. Can't go wrong with a labcoat.
>Does she look damn good in that uniform?
You know what? Yes. Yes she goddamn does.
>If you were your waifu's childhood friend
Let's assume canon. Two humans drop together; both hate humanity, try a different plan to eradicate it. This depends if our plan succeeds.
Plan succeeds -> our souls proceed to frot about in a destroyed world together. Blessed life.
Plan fails -> Events of Undertale happen -> Usually end up staying dead, shit sux. Get to take over Frisk together in some endings though, life would be similar to what we're living right now.
Overall, probably a good thing. I like how we keep our physical bodies in none of these scenarios.
>What's the strongest positive memory you'd carry?
If the plan to destroy humanity succeeds, doing that.
If the plan fails, it'd probably just be hugging and venting together about how shit humanity is. ... hey, wait a minute, we already do that!
>Is there a strong negative memory you two would share?
If the plan succeeds, no. They'd all be turned into vindication.
If the plan fails, then yes. The plan failing.
>What do you guys think of your waifu's antagonist?
Humanity as a whole? Bunch of well-meaning morons with poor long-term planning who can't tell good from trash and who pave the road to hell with good intentions. Not evil, just dangerously stupid.
Ayden Thompson
he's a bully and a hypocrite. he broods around, and throws his money at his problems, and insists that his way is the ONLY way, his way is the only JUST way. he never gets comeuppance, and the only people that call him out are his rogues or other vilified heroes like huntress. the word "menace" doesn't suit him. he's a monster and a loose cannon.
Mason Kelly
I love this cutie as if my life depended on it!
>57452636
>I like to hurt Kana
Jesus fucking Christ you're an absolute degenerate.
>MPD/DID literally does not exist and any credible psychiatrist/psychologist will tell you as much
Ok bro but where's your backing for that? Ain't saying you're wrong but that's as good a claim as saying schizophrenia or bipolar disorder aren't real, hell just say mental issues are literally not a thing because people can fake it or just be misdiagnosed at that point.
Colton Gray
>she never really shows strong emotions
Would she show strong emotions for you, Bismarckposter? How long would it take her?
>but diving with her through some caves or reefs would be lovely
Cave diving extremely risky because the dust obscures your vision and you get disoriented. Reefs safe and beautiful.
Your waifu is best described as "risky and beautiful", so you'll have to do a bit of both.
>I should probably care more about my future
You need a future, so you can have a future with Bismarck!
>showing you how much they love and trust you.
You're really interested in the way she loves and cares for people, don't you. How much of that do you think you've earned so far? Well, go over your limits and earn more of it! Make your waifu proud of you.
>She believes they think to high of themselves
>But she is kinda sad about it as well, because the war between the two alliances is completely useless
She's right you know.
Owen Brooks
>he never gets comeuppance
He is his own comeuppance. Being Batman weighs heavily on his soul. Joker and Scarecrow know this. But I agree, Batman really needs to come face to face with his situation and the reality that Gotham would be a much better story if he didn't keep "saving" it.
Michael Watson
>mental issues are literally not a thing
Perfectly valid opinion. All brains are just a brain, it's how they act upon the world around them that counts.
John Parker
Alice you are merely a fictional girl and we have never even talked to each other but despite that I truly love you with all my heart and I wish we could enjoy this world together as lovers one day. With you by my side this world would be perfect to me as I don't need anything and anyone else to enjoy it fully. My only problem with it is that we aren't together and you are so far away from me. I'm not sure if you can even feel the radiation and power of my love wherever you are. I wish you could at least feel it and it would help deal with your harsh reality. I will find a way for us to be together. And I promise that once we will be together I will do everything I can to make those moments the best and happiest moments of your life. Because I love you so much my beautiful Alice.
>How much would your waifu hate being stuck inside for so long?
What does "long" mean here? My poor beloved Alice was locked up in mental asylum for 10 years. And no one cared whether she enjoyed it or not. She probably didn't like it and there was nothing else she could do besides escaping into her Wonderland. I think that because of this experience such thing as staying inside for a couple of weeks inside a comfy house nowadays would be really easy for her to go through and I hope she'd enjoy spending that time with me. I'd make sure for her to not get bored.
I hate that fucking piece of worthless shit and I'm glad my beloved killed him.
Grayson Cox
Me in charge of forgetting to answer questions
>What is something risky (and fun) your waifu would like to try with you?
Smoke weed
>Everyone wants to improve themselves for their waifu.
>If your waifu was physically present, how would she encourage you?
She would cheer me on and help me out
>What would your waifu want you to improve?
Probably my musical skills
>How far could you push yourself if she was there to guide you?
All the fucking way to be honest
>If you were your waifu's childhood friend, what would change about your relationship with her?
She didn't had any childhood friends, all the friends she had were fakes setup by scientists
>What are the advantages to having a waifu smaller than you are?
Kisses on her forehead!
>Suppose you swapped sizes. Is this good or bad?
I wouldn't mind
>What new fun could you get up to that you couldn't before?
She could give me kisses on her forehead
>Your waifu gets a job where she has to wear a uniform.
>For those whose waifus already wear a uniform, she gets a different job.
I mean, she still goes to school
>Does she look damn good in that uniform?
But she looks damn fine in her school uniform
Asher Phillips
>Would she show strong emotions for you, Bismarckposter? How long would it take her?
I make sure she feels safe and comfortable around me and that she knows I deeply care about how she feels so that she can learn that her emotions are important for both of us and how to express them. It would take some time, but if that is what it takes to see her honest smile, get yelled at when I severely fucked up and have her cry on my shoulder when she is sad, hell I'm gonna invest it
>"risky and beautiful", so you'll have to do a bit of both
She is kind of like a shark (her rigging even has mouths like a predator), dangerous if you don't handle her well, but graceful and beautiful at the same time. But to get back to diving: Sadly that won't be possible for me in the near future, I don't think there are any underwater caves in Germany and definitely no reefs, but that's one of my dreams and I hope I can do it in the future
>You need a future, so you can have a future with Bismarck!
Yea, you're right about that, and I'm glad I met her, I already did more in the last three and a half months than before just because of her
>You're really interested in the way she loves and cares for people, don't you.
Of course, it's one of her best traits in my eyes. It's what shows that she is actually a person and not just a cold weapon made of steel
Aaron Collins
>How much of that do you think you've earned so far?
Without talking to highly of myself, she doesn't like people like that, I am one of the few people that actually understand her and appreciate her for what she is. Most of the coomers that play AL like her because she is sexy, she looks cool, or because they like the German fleet and she is the commander. You might notice, that are only surface traits, I have never met someone that likes her in the way I do, and as unrealistic as it is, I seriously feel like I'm the only one that really loves her, probably not true, but it feels like that is the case. So compared to the rest of the world? I'm worthy of her love just because I see her for what she really is, what forms her personality. Compared to what I can do to actually earn her love and appreciation? Still a long way to go, I want to be a person she can love because of everything that I consist of, and not just because of my surface trait "I love Bismarck"
Well, go over your limits and earn more of it! Make your waifu proud of you.
Will do!
>She's right you know.
Of course she is, the world isn't only painted in black and white, there can be different rights and wrongs
Jaxon Walker
>I don't think there are any underwater caves in Germany and definitely no reefs
Not with that attitude! Go conquer Denmark already.
Landon Harris
>something risky (and fun) your waifu wants
Interacting with IRL society together.
>Everyone wants to improve themselves for their waifu.
No, I improve myself for me. But being me means being a quality waifu.
>What would your waifu want you to improve?
"Hey Chara make decisions more! Think harder and overrule me! Do more IRL than me! Blah blah blah"
Like fuck, do I have to? The downside of who I'm living with means there's constant fucking pressure to climb. Can I not just enjoy the view from here for a while? ... I guess not. Learn to love the ascent.
>If you were your waifu's childhood friend
That would be good for her. And me, too. Even from a young age, I remember this body being stressed out about the fights it would constantly get into. Having someone to fight alongside of would probably have done a lot for it.
We wouldn't end up as romantic/sexual partners IRL because 3D = >,< Boys = >,< but we'll get right up each-other ERPing.
Plus two brains are twice as powerful as one. Positive change? Almost certainly.
>Strongest positive memory
Probably beating the shit out of someone together.
>What are the advantages to having a waifu smaller than you are?
+giantess +insertion
>What new fun could you get up to that you couldn't before?
I believe I will play the "snuggle up to your chest and hear your heartbeat" game.
>Your waifu gets a job where she has to wear a uniform.
Scientist, same as me.
>Does she look damn good in that uniform?
Heh. It's adorable. I want to dangle her on a coathook and blow air between her legs!
>What do you guys think of your waifu's antagonist?
Her main antagonist is herself. Or, rather, the parts of herself she wants to conquer.
Kino antagonist btw. Respectable and worthy opponent.
Nathaniel Morgan
I love Elizabeth.
>What do you love most about your waifu's outfit/clothes?
I like her sense of style in general. Hard to pick something specific.
>What do you love most about your waifu's face?
Les yeux.
>What do you love most about the rest of your waifu's body?
Liz has pretty hair.
>What do you love most about your waifu's beliefs?
Elizabeth is initially quite eager in regards to helping others, and feels distraught at all the exploitation that goes on on Columbia. Unfortunately, her efforts to change that result in the problem escalating. Her starry-eyed idealism eventually becomes tempered by the bitter reality of the world around her. Yet, enough of it remains for her to choose self-sacrifice over her own interests in the end.
>What do you love most about your waifu's passions?
How conscientious and focused she is in pursuing them.
>What do you love most about your waifu's personality as a whole?
Her ceaseless determination. As much as she suffers throughout the narrative, she never really gives up. In bitter spite of every trial that her path is beset by.
>which would you say you love the most?
The things mentioned latter three questions. The strength of her character is incredibly inspiring for me. Elizabeth is beautiful in every single way, but I find myself feeling the most attracted to her values, her thoughts and her ideals.
She'd hate it. It'd remind her of her days in Columbia. She wouldn't freak out, but she'd be very uncomfortable.
Cooper Collins
I meant I like to hurt her in a consentual and loving manner.
Hudson Clark
If Elizabeth could write down a list of instructions for rulers / leads of Columbia, and send it back in time to before the events surrounding her took place.
What would she write?
Nathaniel Gutierrez
>I meant I like to hurt her in a consentual and loving manner.
Whip. Whip. Run me like a racehorse! Pull me like a ripcord! Break me down and build me up!
Jose Thomas
Still degenerate miraifren tier shit (without the actual shit lol).
Jose Ortiz
> I want to be a person she can love because of everything that I consist of, and not just because of my surface trait "I love Bismarck"
Your love for your waifu is not a surface level trait. Your love for your waifu is your core.
Ethan Brown
This makes me wonder. I wonder what waifufren has the most degenerate taste.
Chara? Kayn? Mirai? Someone else?
Michael Torres
I've come here today to make it known that I love this grumpy Scottish tomboy very much.
She'd go crazy from the isolation, assuming we aren't living in the middle of the woods where COVID-19 can't get to us (hopefully).
>"Wot eef ah just went tae the range with a mask 'n gloves oan? Ah'll just shoot any cunt ah hear coughin'."
Luke Davis
I assume that Elizabeth would find the segregation, financial inequality and exploitation of the working class to be the most distasteful parts of Columbian society, and as such would probably write about those things. We'd have to assume that Columbia is being headed by someone other than Comstock though, otherwise I doubt anything she wrote would matter. If you ignore Comstock, the founders really aren't all that bad. The Vox are arguably worse. It's Comstock's pointless, suicidal prophecy that weighs Columbia down the most. And when you realize that he intended Elizabeth to be the centerpiece of that plan, you begin to understand where all the simmering rage she has for him comes from.
Carter Garcia
I've looked at the pantsu of my waifu's figure, and I want to hold her hand, I'm obviously the most degenerate here.
Ryan Foster
>I want to hold her hand
Obviously the most degenerate here.
pic absolutely not related
Jaxon Morris
Cumming inside her while holding her hands and kissing her would be the best feeling ever.
Hearing her cute sexy moans as the two of you make love, hearing her pant more and more as you go faster and faster.
Heaven it would be.
Isaiah Watson
>Ah'll just shoot any cunt ah hear coughin'."
Kek. You impose such baseness upon a princess.
Adrian Bell
ABDL, loli unbirth, kidnapping and torture, mutilation and murder, tranny threesomes, being broken like a kit-kat, sex so rough it's painful, sex while on methamphetamines, cock and ball torture.
Clearly the only option is to set aside our differences and combine our powers.
A tranny shoves you into """her""" diaper to kidnap you, and pisses upon you with such force that your testicles rupture.
You're brought home to her methed-up 9yo GF who giggles with glee as she pops your limbs out of place. Once she's good and horny, her tranny '''g'''f mashes your barely-conscious body into her meth-womb with so much force that it resembles the Byford Dolphin decompression.
Well that's just taking it too far.
Liam Collins
How do I reach out and grab it man?
Jaxon Green
>being broken like a kit-kat
>cock and ball torture
Hey thats me.
>pisses upon you with such force that your testicles rupture
top kek. how much fucking pressure would that take?
Let's all be honest here.
Who wouldn't want their waifu to smother them until they black out?
Luke Howard
What a bunch of degenerate shit did I come into?
Carson Hall
>Picture didn't post
Every single fucking time.
Ryder White
>top kek. how much fucking pressure would that take?
60,000 PSI
>Who wouldn't want their waifu to smother them until they black out?
Yes pls while she records it
Christian Cooper
>mari
>hand
>hap
Chase Collins
>What a bunch of degenerate shit did I come into?
It's super late.... or early.
Only people awake are hornballs
Anthony Myers
>What a bunch of degenerate shit did I come into?
Welcome to the salty spitoon. How perverted are ya
Jackson Jenkins
>Only people awake
So the Eurofags.
Ayden Richardson
>eyes
>cute
>.jpg
That's how I name my stuff yes.
Oliver Howard
Who in thread do you think always shares the best images?
Who shares the cutest?
Who shares the "spiciest"?
Who's your favorite waifuposter other than yourself?
Which couple in here do you wanna double date with?
Which couple would be down to wifeswap?? w/ no lewdness
Brody Kelly
>Who in thread do you think always shares the best images?
The remposters.
>Who shares the cutest?
Remposters
>Who shares the "spiciest"?
Undyneposter
>Who's your favorite waifuposter other than yourself?
[Abstain]
>Which couple in here do you wanna double date with?
EXCUSE ME WHAT. NO.
>Which couple would be down to wifeswap?
Fucking ... have painful metal scraping sounds. youtube.com
Anthony Gonzalez
I'm relatively clean. Gotta stay intact for my waifu.
These Europefags...
No
Ayden Baker
>Who in thread do you think always shares the best images?
Me
>Who shares the cutest?
Me
>Who shares the "spiciest"?
Undyne
>Who's your favorite waifuposter other than yourself?
My waifu
>Which couple in here do you wanna double date with?
yes
>Which couple would be down to wifeswap?? w/ no lewdness
Fuck. No. She's mine.
Based head crash
Jose Collins
>>Who's your favorite waifuposter other than yourself?
>My waifu
Other than yourself please.
Jack Green
uhm, my waifu posting about me?
Henry Young
Social circle questions I see.
>Who in thread do you think always shares the best images?
Marifag
>Who shares the cutest?
That'd be Marifag
>Who shares the "spiciest"?
Undyne probably
>Who's your favorite waifuposter other than yourself?
I dislike every poster the exact same amount!
>Which couple in here do you wanna double date with?
Not you that's for sure.
>Which couple would be down to wifeswap?? w/ no lewdness
Absolutely disgusting.
Evan Ross
>I dislike every poster the exact same amount!
I thought we had something special =(