/r9gay/ - #980

Based and homofascismpilled

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I do but I don't think that's going to happen

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this is gonna be a really shit thread, just watch

I am very concerned

I am sorry, I meant "What do you want in a boyfriend?" I'm a bit sleepy.
Based

Nobody wants to date a bigoted anti semite. This is why you idiots are all single

this thread name and title is probably gonna drive a lot of people off

>tfw jewish
>still hate jews more than anything else
>will never have an antisemite bf

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I'll do it if you're cute, as long as you're staying out of the gene pool.

How are we going to celebrate the upcoming #1000th thread?

I mvNf v Nvfsoc tewpo^ +o qow!Nv+e so pvql^

Have a mofak you fag.

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Give everyone a free bf.

surely being hateful like this doesn't line up with your sexuality, either you must hate yourself and be having a constant identity crisis due to your attraction to men clashing with your political views or you're claiming to have certain political views to be edgy and you like the aesthetic nazis had

I don't really know in terms of personality, and saying looks just makes you seem shallow, I just kinda want a friend that can grow into a bf

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It's me Good morning r9gay :) I slept in but WHO CARES since its lockdown it doesnt matter

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I'm gonna make a full on boyfriend application listing height, weight, hobbies, skills and more
see what comes out of it, even if it's just a novelty for the 1000th

Good morning! Welcome back user, it's nearly my bedtime like I thought it would bem but I'm glad you had a good sleep

I'm fine with that, what do you prefer appearance wise?

Good morning user, I am about to go to bed so I can wake up really fucking early to work from home

that's not a bad idea, there have been things like that people made before but if you make a really fancy one it could work well as a novelty, maybe even a permanent fixture.

Or it's just shitposting

Cute thin twink boys but I don't mind a bit more mannish looking guy

Maybe I could start a full on trend, who knows
I quite enjoy making silly things like that

I sucked my cute twink bf and he came in my mouth and I swallowed all of it

Good morning infected user I hope you have a restful sleep :)

:/ I have to attend onlineectures from home so I'm sleeping in as much as possible until that starts up, good luck with your work :)

yeah you may well do, I say go for it user. my brain is retarded and really likes systems and processes to be followed so I'll use it for sure.

All I do is lift and read, I want a trad boy-wife to cook and clean. and to fuck when I come back from work.

I just want a cute handsome Shuaiby boyfriend to spend the rest of my life with. The thought of rowing a canoe with him while touching feet from both ends almost puts a tear to my eye. ITT: stuff that will never happen.

He's so beautiful, and we'll never get to be part of each other. Also doesn't help that I'm on like 4-5 pharmaceutical meds so he'd probably be turned off by that but whatever. The thought still lingers.

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I just want to be a cute trad boy-wife and cook and clean for a man I love

Same
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I am sorry then user then I am not what you're looking for but I wish you the best of luck~

>all one has to do to become desirable is commit suicide
huh.....

Well if you're sure user, y-you too

I'm just not a twink is all!
I'm sorry

>some user links a youtube channel called the wineaholics
>extremely cute twinks dating each other
>they seem like a wholesome couple
>watch some of their vids
>in a q&a video they mention they dont believe in monogamy
Every fucking time. Why are 99 % of gay people like this?

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I guess we're married now.

yep. cringy meme ideology with cringy op image and cringy op title? i'll pass on this thread, sadly, and that's coming from someone who used to make the thread like 4 years ago

In keeping with the theme of the thread, (((they))) are afraid of the power of a loving monogamous male couple, so they bombard us with propaganda to prevent that
Jokes aside, that is still almost my answer

The lack of children. WIthout children, people have a difficult seeing why they should plan for the future. That is also where the gay death idea comes from. Why be alive when you are old when you are not young and fuckable?

Is that how it works?
I was kind of hoping we could have a ceremony user

I don't care for grandeur but if that's what my boy-wife wants, we can.

thank you for being so supportive man-husband

I'm not well versed in history but wasn't there like a roman army that was made almost completely of pair-bonded gay couples, and their investment in each other made them an unstoppable force?
It's true though
If you're monogamous they want you to be trapped in a soulless socially mandated family unit built on memes where no one really loves each other and the prime focus is churning out workers
Groups without artificial bonds have an inherent resistance to outside ideological influence because they can feedback loop into themselves
Because gay couples are less likely to take on the additional burden of reproduction to drown out any potential self-actualization it has to be repeatedly suggested through the media that gay couples have to and always have shallow bonds (which is how you end up with Yas Forumsfuck retards who despite being "redpilled" buy into the netflix memes hook line and sinker)

I want a boy to drink my spit

I want to swap spit with a boy

I want to hold a boys hands while we walk at night

i want boy

these things always get moved to soc, bad idea
>permanent fixture
just download tinder if you really want to see this shit

>download tinder
i'm too socially inept and anxious to use it

I just want to experience a true loving moment with a boy, whether it's being held or kissing and I don't want it to just be a one time thing, I want to be in a relationship that lasts

You are probably thinking of the Sacred Band of Thebes: en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sacred_Band_of_Thebes

Unlike the greek, the ancient romans were very opposed to homosexuality afaik.

I guess you're right user. I just wanted to do something kinda big
and I've been considering tinder but really it doesn't seem like I'm going to find very nice long term people there

>tfw no 2018 r9gay bf