THIS THREAD HAS BEEN SET UP BY THE CDC AS A VIRUS FREE ZONE. ONLY ENTER IF YOU ARE UNINFECTED.
COOF FREE ZONE
Testing to see my current condition
But user... You're infected. I'm infected. We're all infected
SIR YOU ARE BREAKING QUARANTINE
Hi there. I think I'm fine, just a slight cough.
rip brother, your dead
I am fine nothing to worry about
Whew; glad I found a safe space
no longer, faggot, i have infected you
Don't worry user , my chink friend cough near me just a few time
No.... pls don't say this...
I had so much to live for ;____;
Please let me in, I'm only a little bit infected. I promised I'll get better.
*wipes poop all over the walls of this thread*
YOU MUST SELF ISOLATE. NO MORE POSTING FOR YOU
COOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOFFFFF you will all perish
imagine catchin the virus in 2k20 lmao xd
I think i am immune now
NO SIR STOP
*coofs on the ceiling, letting the virus drip down as rain onto the thread*
whew i was searching for one of these
imagine being you, couch boy
wrong
too late
coof coof i think it's allergies
i dont't think i have it, am i cia?
NOOOOO PLEASE DONT GIVE ME THE VIRUS AAAAAAAAAAA
OH NOOOO I'M INFECTED
COOF COOF but very originally
No you aren't you stupid fag
Please help me I dont wanna die please
mmmm gimmie some bugs i want to run out of breath from jerkin it and i want to cough on my balls
i already had the 'rona and got better in 3 days. you all are weaklings.
YOU CANT KEEP ME FROM COOFING IN HERE
Just checking my coofer status don't mind me just coofpassing through
GET THE FUCK OUT YOU STUPID COOFER YOURE GOING TO INFECT ME
coof coof i'm ok
Gib virus. I want coronachan inside my body
Those damn chinks ain't gettin me
Don't worry; none of us are infected here
coof coof cmere dale
i am not infected
Great! We have a hazmat suit for you
kill the ill
AevH wvn' qvug ol, cooj cooj' wau
how do you know once you have been infected or not
i should be paying attention to my class but im shitposting here
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Don't worry you're not infected.
and now you're infected
COOF COOF NIGGER
im obviously an immune chad
see ya later virgins
I'm so glad that some immune chads have joined. Isn't it so great that we aren't infected?
hey guise what's goin on in here??
Nothing much b- *COOF*
Testing for status
h-hey man you dont look so good do you wanna lay down? j-just dont get any closer man
Haha no problem man let me just sit do- BLECH
hoLY FUCK
I GOT IT IN MY MOUTH
IM INFECTED FOR SURE NOW
Nah it'll be fine. Let me get you a cup of *ACHOO* water.
Self regulated air suit. Safe
I'm not infected, so I should be good.
Woah where did you get that? Looks sick. Maybe I can use one in the ICU
I ain't sick, I just took a big bongrip after coming back from the store m8.
Ayy bro am I good
Yeah your good bro
He's not actually good but I can't tell him that