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coofers anonymous - open the gates

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hahahah coof

*bites you*
Yer a good un OP la.

Oi oi!
You done your daily cloop today? You'll get fackin nicked if ya don't.

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come on lad no need to bite me

Lmao no Tories are clapping I can tell you that.

>1 new notice
>*Click*
>502 bad gateway
yeah thanks

If you are a virgin, you are worthless.

If you leech off the state, you are worthless.

If you have few or no friends, you are worthless.

I own an e-commerce website and haven't really noticed any alteration in business these past couple of weeks. Wonder how long I will be safe for?

*Cloop* *cloop* *cloop* *cloop* *cloop* *cloop*
Wahey!

lads my american sweet import business that i set up with my granddad's inheritance is doing amazing

cloop or coof

I'm infecting you like a zombie. That's what they do.

>i o-own an e-e-c-ccoomerse website
*rattles larp jar*

AchOOO!!ee

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Love coofing
Love Green
Love infection

'ate immunities
'ate antibodies
'ate the healthy

simple as.

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cheers for the new thread lad

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Now try counter drugs to Switzerland export business and give me the money for the idea

Does the coof spread by replying to symptomatics/pozzed? I don't wanna get the coof.
Cloop are NHS to make yer coof go away.

can anyone explain why this guy is a lemaymay? I've seen him in my town before and on FB.

state of his hairline

A toast to my fellow immunity brothers.

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Just look at him mate

IKR, is doxxing frowned upon here? I foudn his profile on FB

None of my FUCKIMG SCUMBAG CHARGERS WORK. NO JOKE IM GOING TO KILL MYSSELF. NOTHING TO LIVE FOR WWITHOUT TBEM.

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anyone who isn't in the top tax band is unironically a leach

I became infected and now you are too mwaha

his profile and photos are public too

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lads i just want to be included, i cant catch the coof

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO NOT THE HECKING CHARGERINOS! NOT ME LONG NECK PLUGBOYS, NOT ME ZAPPYWAPPERS HOW WILL I POST WOMFY FROGS NOWW

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Nah not when they're a celebrity.
Is his hairline that bad in other photos?

Think I'm near full infection so may be quarantined soon but,
*bites you*

Maybe he's born with it? Maybe its maybelline. kek

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if you are aged 20 to 29 you have around a 1% chance of being hospitalised with covid. that means probably 1 britfeeler at most

*Gives you the old cooferino*

>NOOOOOOOOO NOT THE POORERINOS
>THE RICH NEED TO BE HECKIN TAXED MORE THAN APPROX. 50%INO
>FRICK THE HELLA RICH
Why are all political stances like this?

f-feeling a bit off l-lads...

No lads I don't wanna fucking coof

He's a Brit? Fucking hell.

I feel bad if i do post it cos he's actually a nice friendly guy, seen him at a few metal gigs and that.

hold on a minute lad, are you suggesting that the doomer retards are actually wrong and that the disease isn't as deadly as they're making it out to be?

1%? There are only about 20 regulars.

I wonder if he knows about his reaction image status. Very common on Yas Forums.

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yea he deffo either lives where I live or the next town along. heres an old glamour shot

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This picture is actually terrifying mate, fucking hell

scared to lurk here because of all the heckin cooferinos

Don't worry lad, I definitely don't have it

DESU I'd imagine he does, deffo seems the type to be a poster himself even.

Seems genuinely nice whenever i've seen him at gigs so I wont share his profile. Suspected autist too

Too late lad you're already infected

URGH SPLOOF SPLOOF HUUUH HUUUH *ACHOO* *SNIFFLE*

>I wonder if he knows about his reaction image status.
He does because his Twitter is now locked. He'll always regret sending this tweet to Owen Jones.

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Ya thats him

Cheers user, I can always rely on you

SNEEDCHOOOO!

Almost time for my daily allowance of outside time

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Sneed shoehorned in? Yeah, I'm thinking based.

please help me there has to be a cure or relief somewhere

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is that lad who really likes bioshock infinite here

but lad! you have the coof!

>tubs posted her own dox and got banned last night
*cough* hahaha

Hahaha was this done ironically?
*wheeze*

when will the coofing stop?!

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What's the issue mate? He's just enjoying a glass of wine

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I thought everybody hated that piece of shit

coofing from all this weed lad

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jesus christ lad, you're having the coof for that

Not him but, I started coofing during spliffs a bit back so didn't think anything of the new coof, but now I'm coughing when not smoking.

They finally gave me a mask at work
It doesn't do anything to protect me though

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Looks like a pair of bloomers lad.

fuck tranneyes

wat essential key work do you do bb?

lads... the bans are rolling out.

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>Found delicious data to support my argument
>the results are from 20 years previous than when I'm discussing

FUCKSAKE LADS FUCKING HELL.

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Fuck you mate, horrific, it's imprinted whenever I close my eyes now

Fuck off over to /soc/ mate

oh god oh fuck nonononoon

Fuck OFF you ugly tranny FREAK

*coof* oh fuck ohhh shit

Boomers on suicide watch lads. They simply cannot help but not seethe. They are so scared of dying hahaha

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Who's your favourite member of Super Impassioned Net Generation?
For me it's Lin Hui, she's the one singing at 2:30
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Essential key blowjobs

not getting banned for having a coof

Why's there not a gloryhole opening on the mask then?

afternoon lads, miserable one today

i think i'm immune to be fair