/britfeel/

Never noticed the silence hill reference till today.

I can cure you, come in to the back of my wagon

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Lad you one of those who secretly harvest the vurneables organs?

im scared lads...
coof.....

wow that korma was fucking rank.

There's a club if you'd like to go
You could meet somebody who really loves you
So you go and you stand on your own
And you leave on your own
And you go home and you cry
And you want to die
Du du du du du

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punjabi mc

Eating paki food.
What's wrong with you lad. We are british not sub human poo in a loos.

*throws up all over the thread*

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Just took my Apu's temperature with my rectal thermometer, and it was exactly as I feared - the little lad was running a really high temperature - definitely was coming down with the corona virus, so I did what any good Apu owner does and gave the little chap a whole bottle of aquarium cleaner to drink as it's one of the few things that will cure the affliction. He was a little twitchy at first but I made him down the whole thing. He's gone to have a little nap now.

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Well I asked the lads, said I had a Korma or a Chinese Curry I could make, they said Korma, so I used the Lamb that I had in made the sauce and made some rice and it was fucking rank innit lad.
Also I think you may now be infected

mummy did some sausage sandwiches and then i had a plain scone
lovely

very grateful of how cautious mummy has been through this, she's always removing outer packaging first, or cleaning it

Curry is british lad

wish i still lived with my mum, i havent spoken to anyone in days

>can only get infected by replying to an infected
greenies seething lmao

OI BAZZA STOP COOFING YA POOF

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i still dont feel very good fren
*cough*

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It's a fucking poo in the loo meal. Just like kebabs are Turkish nonce food.
Cunts might eat them all the time but they're not white foods lad.

the infection will kill all the weak Apus. I have it yet I stand strong.

*cooofs*

>It's a fucking poo in the loo meal. Just like kebabs are Turkish nonce food.

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Are green posts highlighting hidden nonces in britfeel?

The poster above will be coofed on by the poster below

youtu.be/FqJ08qPxlW4

Wrong lad

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You've obviously never had a decent curry in your life

survival of the sickest

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>desperate greenies replying
lmao go coof your last elsewhere

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>just sneezed three times
you fucking niggers best not have infected me

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coof
Excuse me lads Ive got a runny nose

It's ju-*coofs*st a *coofs* flu bro

*sweats*

There is no thing as a decent curry.

a homemade chicken curry with rice and chickpeas is where it's at lad

Aww you're a tastelet, I'm so sorry for you lad

PLEASE KEEP THE LEGALLY REQUIRED TWO POST DISTANCE FROM ME

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how about no
*coof*

I'm growing, I feel stronger!

>lad buys used VHS tapes off ebay and sees what the previous owner left on them
youtu.be/AHPeWZcTeXU

hope someone enjoys this as much as i do

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wow /britfeel/ is pretty pozzed

Okay bro. Enjoy your shite food.

There is nothing that disgusts me more than an outie belly button.

>uninfected fag thinks he's not going to get infected
>he's posting in a thread made by a super spreader

I've done you all. Come, come bathe in the glory of our pestilence! Soon the banhammer shall come to claim us all.

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Does he record these videos using vintage equipment or something? The quality is similar to a 80s home movie

think it's just filters

yeah he records them onto tape

ooft lads starting to get a bit of a coof

Sneezing is not a symptom

>dumb greenies think they're smart enough to infect me
lmao cope seethe and repeat dumb dumbs

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I was smart like you, I didn't respond to any infected posters. Then i made a thread and they infected me.

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Might go ter sleep for a bit lads, infect everyone while I'm gone.

we're so green now.

Is it true you get banned? maybe a break could do some good.

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*coofs in your face*
s-sorry lad..
*throws up in your cereal*
*slips on banana peel*

im so afraid.... help me lads- i don't want to be infected

i like being NEET it's fun i can listen to choons and play video games

look at your name bro, you're showing symptoms

let me help you back up lad
*coughs and slips*

lads I don't wanna be infected

I don't wanna die

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Come into my fort frens, its safe in here!

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we'll be okay
*coofs*

Lmao imagine being British haha

Asked my mum why she was ignoring me and she shouts because you don't have a job

Fuck it lads, I'm trying to find a video that's roughly 50 seconds long, it had two bass players and one woman, it was about 50 seconds long, it was black, white and red and was featured on Anthony Fantano's Weekly Track round up but I can't find it for the life of me.
Any help from the musical autists?

n-no lads

*coofs*

i don't wanna coof

apu is too cute lads

You sick fuck look what you've done to me!

fucking harsh are you trying to get one?

based mummy telling it like it is

i don't wanna go in the fort

i don't know fren, i don't feel so good
*cough*

Any cute lads want to get pozzed?

something d-doesn't feel right about tt-this...

Are you sure it was 2 bassists? I'm thinking of Khruangbin? If not check them out they're good.
youtu.be/zSWNWWREtsI

>coof posting
fuck sake

It's fine he-a...a..AACHOOO

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Pretty sure lad it was two bassists lad, I think it was a teaser to some other project but those 50 seconds were amazing, will check at that band you recommended too though.
Sorry if I've now infected you laddo.