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PLEASE RESTRAIN PHYSICAL CONTACT TO WAIFU AND NO ONE ELSE.
Rules:
1. Talk about your waifu/husbando
2. Be devoted to your one and only waifu/husbando
3. Let waifuism improve your life
4. Be nice!
5. Have a green time!
6. Don't get infected.
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KEEP YOUR DIRTY HANDS AWAY FROM HER.
Chara & I infecting your new thread with our love!
The hazmat OP and the
>5. Have a green time!
are hilarious.
Test subject, come over here. I need to talk to you.
Watcha need gladosdude?
(Im gonna take this thread way too seriously and put masks on all my pics)
*coof*
Now you're infected. Get used to it.
>I wonder what was different back then.
Honestly these threads don't feel too different from what used to be. Maybe the whole "answering questions" thing wasn't as big back in the day, sure there'd be some, but it was mostly people just posting something sweet about their waifus, commenting on others' waifus and talking to each other. A lot of anons posted there, and I don't know how many of them were genuine, but I never aimed to police others' relationships. But there were regulars, people you'd recognize for their devotion and dedication to their waifu, people whose posts you'd remember - seems like this part hasn't changed at all, and it pleases me. And of course, Valentine's and Christmas were the big holidays for people to express their love by posting a picture for the collage - I'm so glad this tradition is still going on, even though I'm ashamed to have taken a break from it for some years.
>Have you had any big moments of insight in your many years of waifuing?
Had many small ones in my first years, but that's the only part I actually remember - I should've written them down. Actually big ones? I guess realizing that even though I cannot be a model husbando, my waifu will always be with me, in good times or bad. Trying to be a better husbando, keeping your beloved one in your mind at all times is everything. And I mentioned it here before, but merch is important. Some years ago I used to view it as a crutch for those whose imagination doesn't suffice, but it really does make you happier.
>Or, did any of the oldfags know better ways of doing things?
Everyone's got his own way of loving his waifu. Some could be described as less or more dedicated, but who am I to judge?
What in the actual fuck did I wake up to this time
Infections don't transmit that way. Also, unless some crazy coincidences happened, they're not related to post count or (You) count, but advance in ~20 minute increments.
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>it was mostly people just posting something sweet about their waifus
That sounds wonderful. We still have some of that, but it's getting more lewd recently.
>commenting on others' waifus and talking to each other.
This doesn't happen that much anymore now, and when it does it's usually toxic.
>people you'd recognize for their devotion and dedication to their waifu
I suppose we all are, in our own way, right?
>Trying to be a better husbando, keeping your beloved one in your mind at all times is everything.
True. You are your waifu's greatest project. She is building you up so she can have a better lover! You're like her gift to herself.
>What in the actual fuck did I wake up to this time
Ash and dust. Wipe your brow and sweat your rust.
>Realizes green is the color of Undyne's soul.
Fuck now I'm conflicted.
Checking my status before bed. Am I down with the sickness?
Oh shit, gotta protect my wife from all this mess.
Good morning citizens of /waifu/
If your waifu got infected, would you get infected too so you can be together, or would you keep away from her while she is in quarantine?
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keep your fucking hands away from my wife r9k
Uhm, do you guys have room for another reianon? It's okay if you don't..
>if your waifu got infected, would you get infected too so you can be together
Hell yes. I'd be with her Nao and forever, through the fire and flames.
Guess it's time for Izumi and I to hole up in the house. No complaints from either of us.
always room for one more
Remfag you fucking fool.
You are already infected.
>if waif infect
I don't think fish can get infected, she'd want me to stay away but I would want to see her too badly.
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How did I get infected... The air in here has to be stinky as hell.
yeah I've seen that one. I can provide her mine whenever she wants
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My beautiful Alice.
hello hello, I love you all
>The air in here has to be stinky as hell.
The thread smells like dust, heat, a bit of burnt plastic and solder. Smells like a server rack running at full power.
Infected posts don't smell like anything but they glow. Waifus smell like sweat and leftover microwave food.
OP post smells like walking to the door and getting a breath of fresh air.
I wouldn't call the """air""" in this thread stinky, but it smells like you'd expect from a server room with 2d-romantic armchair jockeys projecting themselves into it.
Also, attempting to teleport/project into a Yas Forums thread to smell it feels fucking bizarre. I'm reasonably sure this isn't what my imagination is meant to be used for.
>burnt plastic and solder
Neither would be actual good smells in a server room, especially since the latter would require >572F to melt
>*coof* *CooF* *COOF* my *Coof*....
> waifu? *coof*
At least it doesn't smell like hamsters running on wheels and wet duct tape.
Sit still and let the princess of Corona save you with with her magical healing hair.
Asuka, you mean the world to me. Nothing I will ever say will fully express the feelings you make me feel, how warm my heart goes when I'm in your presence. I could write all sorts of poetic shit, but at the end of the day, just know, that you're my one and only. I love you.
>Where do you usually go to get waifu pics?
Google images, pixiv, /c/, places like that.
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Welcome. How long have you two been together?
Asuka is 14 as of the end of the series, but I like to imagine her as 18 to go with her date of birth.
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>She and I are just made for each other I swear
Its such a nice feeling to have, like you've finally found the puzzle piece that perfect slaps onto you. I love it. You and Izumi seem like a perfect match.
>as cheesy as the sounds
It is, but there's a reason its overused, and that's because its so true. That's exactly how I feel about Asuka - I'd be absolutely nowhere without her.
>only smiles a few times throughout the manga but god it's so beautiful when she does, it's like looking at a painting or a beautifully carved statue
That's how I feel about Asuka's smile. It's rare to see a genuine one, full of real happiness.
>Waifuism is just incredible. I can't help but gush. She just fills me with life
It really is. There's so much love and passion in it all the time, it makes me so happy to see posts like these.
>Betting that Scott is gonna be the first one here with the rona
Taking my trip there right after this post. I'll see you soon, lads.
OOOOH I'M GONNA COOOOOOOOOOF
You helped me through this ocean with storms of anger and icebergs of sadness, by that I was able to reach a haven of happiness, joy and love. I'm so thankful for you being here with me, your beauty surpasses everything I saw and will ever see, your personality shines brighter than the flames of my love for you. Remember how you destroyed Hood with only one shot? You did the same to my heart, piercing it the second I saw you. In two weeks it will already be four months, time really flies when you enjoy life. Be sure I will follow you even more persistent than the Royal Navy did on that day, but because I want to be with you and whatever you do, I will be there for you and support you, just like you are here for me
Well, I don't mind Bismarck being way older than me, that way she can tell me of the past and her experiences in battle, which I find very interesting
>If your waifu got infected, would you get infected too so you can be together, or would you keep away from her while she is in quarantine?
I would do everything to be with her and I would die with her, some flu isn't gonna stop me
Being financially responsible fucking sucks.
For example:
I COULD buy this 5'10" Undyne daki to help fulfill my crippling loneliness and my love for this fish.
But it would be $70 for the cover, $20 for shipping, and another $30 for an actual pillow.
Why the fuck are these so expensive? It's just a fucking pillowcase. No fucking pillowcase needs $20 shipping.
>If your waifu got infected, would you get infected too so you can be together, or would you keep away from her while she is in quarantine?
Have her spit in my mouth and we'd go lick some doorknobs in town.
That's when you get high and throw all those responsibilities out of the window and just end up buying it
>88
I'd respond but virus. No risks.
I had to use all my willpower to talk myself out of doing it.
Biggest thing is a fucking month long waiting period. And with corona it would probably be longer.
I could get a cheaper one, but Undyne is tall and it wouldn't feel right getting a short one.
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Settings | General | Keyboard | Smart Punctuation.
Fucked up the quote. Hope you see this, fellow iPhonefag.
>$70 for the cover
on ebay you can get whatever cover for 20$
>I'd respond but virus. No risks
:)
>but Undyne is tall and it wouldn't feel right getting a short one
I've thought about this before. Even if I did get a daki, it'd have to be tall.
Pozz me, papa!
Circle jerks may remember I've been feeling very dizzy recently. So much so I haven't been able to work out for Undyne.
Did some basic google research and something that matches is some disease. It can be worsened by high salt. Makes sense cuz I consoom salt like Undyne consooms love.
How do I avoid salt?
>How do I avoid salt?
Ignore Gabe and Vari lmao
You've got the Wu Flu, friend. Go spit in your family's food.
Post toons for the outbreak
Dizziness has many potential causes, but if you've started pumping exercise then it may be caused by lacking fluids. How's your water levels?
Also, if you've cut anything out of your diet entirely, you may be experiencing withdrawls. Carbohydrate crashes can make you faint, for example.
>Ignore Gabe and Vari lmao
kek
Also maybe just visit the doctor once this corona shit is over
What do you love most about your waifu's outfit/clothes?
What do you love most about your waifu's face?
What do you love most about the rest of your waifu's body?
What do you love most about your waifu's beliefs?
What do you love most about your waifu's passions?
What do you love most about your waifu's personality as a whole?
Of the above 6 things, which would you say you love the most?
Think of all those 6 things at the same time, and put them together into 1 waifu.
Think about how you love all of your waifu's mind and body at the same time.
No further questions, just think about loving all of your waifu at once. Feels nice.
cooofcoofcoofcooofcoooof
i kinda want to get it. i was very sick about a month or 2 ago (probably not corona, wasn't in my country yet) and it brings you so much closer to her. almost hallucinated her too, shit was amazing
i hope it happens again, except this time she's really coming to pick me up
>almost hallucinated her too
Vivid imagination is a trainable skill.
You get multiple orgasms from it once you git gud at it.
i tried making a tulpa, it doesn't work for me
just like lucid dreams, once i begin getting close to success my brain shuts off and i lose all progress instantly
>once i begin getting close to success my brain shuts off and i lose all progress instantly
This is why you need to press ctrl+s before shutting down user
Don't make a fucking tulpa, goddamnit. You don't need a tulpa to have a vivid imagination
And you push through the brain shutoff and keep doing. If you're doing weed or alcohol then you should probably stop that until you've trained well enough without it.
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>your waifu's outfit/clothes?
She always wears nice clothes, she's cares a lot about her appearance, so everything she wears is always cute.
>What do you love most about your waifu's face?
Two big, beautiful, blue eyes. Her cheeks are also nice and squishy.
>What do you love most about the rest of your waifu's body?
She's got a nice figure. I also like her height.
>What do you love most about your waifu's beliefs?
I like her passion and drive to do things, even if they are misplaced. She's very courageous.
>What do you love most about your waifu's passions?
She just wants appreciation, someone to love her and give her companionship, I can really relate to that.
>What do you love most about your waifu's personality as a whole?
I don't know, everything about her is so nice. From her most admirable traits, to the ones she may not like as much, I just love her so much.
>Of the above 6 things, which would you say you love the most?
Her courage. She makes me feel safe whenever I'm with her, she's headstrong (to an extent), a natural leader.
>just think about loving all of your waifu at once. Feels nice
It really, really does. Makes me smile.
The absolute state.
I tried lucid dreaming for about half a year, maybe more, and I was never able to.
>"No Mommy" / Abuse Section Removed
Scott please
I was waiting for this post
A bit of abuse can make for a good relationship.
Hurt your partner, not because you love her, but because you love the person she could become, and she just needs that little extra push to motivate her to achieve her full potential!
Also because she says "unff yes s m a c c me harder mommy".
Lucid dreaming - you actually get lucid surprisingly easily, the problem is you don't remember them unless you interrupt them and even then your memory tends to be in nope mode so you need to write the dream down manually.
It's interrupting your dreams, writing shit down, and getting back into them that tends to be the key to lucid dreaming.
I'd probably get sick too whether I wanted to or not just from being around her so much! If I didn't though, I'd want to remain healthy so I could take the absolute best care of her until she got better!
>What do you love most about your waifu's outfit/clothes?
Her goggles, they were given to her by her dad and they're very distinctive!
>What do you love most about your waifu's face?
Her adorable, pinchable, squishable cheeks!
>What do you love most about the rest of your waifu's body?
Her flat tummy, lovely legs, her whole petite frame in general! It's so hard to pick just one part of her!
>What do you love most about your waifu's beliefs?
I don't really know what sort of beliefs she has!
>What do you love most about your waifu's passions?
Her dedication and perseverance! No matter how many hardships she suffers she never lets them get her down for longer than a little bit!
>What do you love most about your waifu's personality as a whole?
Her genki, positive and affectionate attitude!
>Of the above 6 things, which would you say you love the most?
Definitely her personality!
But everything about my little chicken is so adorable I can hardly stand it sometimes!
I love Leah, and will love her forever and ever!
@57437217
>What do you love most about your waifu's outfit/clothes?
Her blue school uniform is really, really nice. I like how it's somewhat related to the traditional school uniform, but is a brand new unique color. Her coat is extremely comfy as well it seems, perfect for Hakodate's cold weather.
>What do you love most about your waifu's face?
You want me to pick only one thing? I guess I'd pick her eyes then. There's just so much determination and emotion inside of them. Like two pools of... well, I can't think of anything purple for this. But you get the idea.
>What do you love most about the rest of your waifu's body?
I like how she is pretty smol, smol enough to cuddle and be the big spoon in bed. Her body isn't really what strikes me, to be honest. That would be her personality.
>What do you love most about your waifu's beliefs?
She's extremely determined and motivated by her sister and her passion. She works hard and doesn't ever give up. In a way, she's helped with my recent self-improvement, especially in these times.
>What do you love most about your waifu's passions?
Besides her motivation, I do love her songs. Crash Mind a best. Hell, I love listening to music as a whole. Any genre works, and music itself never gets old.
>What do you love most about your waifu's personality as a whole?
On the outside, she may seem somewhat cold and intimidating, but that's just her way of being passionate. Once you get to know her, you'll see that her love and faith is her strongest quality, whether to her sister or to me.
>Of the above 6 things, which would you say you love the most?
Definitely her personality. It's quite relatable for me, but also improved from my personality in how she uses those she loves to motivate her. She's truly an inspiration for me, and I'll improve dearly for her.
>Think of all those 6 things at the same time, and put them together into 1 waifu.
Yes, that is the whole of who Leah herself is. Each of those aspects are as important as the other, and without any of them, she wouldn't be Leah. She'd be another person entirely.
>Think about how you love all of your waifu's mind and body at the same time.
She truly is wonderful, and I really do love her in a variety of ways.
>gets a tiny bit of approval
>forgets his place
Disgusting Leahfaggot.
oh my darling oh my darling oh my darling clementine
>The Virgin Asukacuck vs The Chad Reifag
You aren't a waifufag just an attention whore avatarfag you disgusting piece of human trash