New Quarantine Zone

GOOD LORD THESE INFECTED ARE EVERYWHERE

COOF COOF COOF COOF COOF COOF COOF COOF COOF

its okie it's just a cold hehe

YOU CAN'T ESCAPE IT, THE DISEASE WILL CLEANSE YOU

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAA WHAT DO WE DO WHAT DO WE DO

Tell me how it works. I want to get infected. Infect me please.

No, fuck you. It's just a flu bro.

according to /qa/, if your post borders a green user above or below, you will become infected and then show signs after posting for a while

don't practice postal distancing

let me in

i no coof

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..which didnt happen to me but now im green anyway
forget what i jsut said ._.

i'm still not infected yet based

*coof coof*
>stretch marks
yikes

No, I don't feel sick. I look fine. COOF COOF

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its fine i dont need to stay home. really man i feel great

Guys I think my strain is minor

Hello frens. Can I join your comfy bunker?

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THIS THRED IS COMPROMISED
IMMUNE CHADS GET OUT

*ratatatatata* Hurry, get in user! *ratatatatata* The glowies are swarming!

It's too late. We've already infected everyone in this thread.

All coronids must be executed and their corpses burnt. It's the only way.

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH help, they are fucking coooooofffing

Its too late for me *coof* i'm too sick

>not being immune to infectoids

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I feel fine. Let's just wait for this thing to blow over.

Phew that was a close call am i right

THE INFECTED HAVE SWARMED MY HOME PRAY FOR ME BOYS

i dont fee; smo goopd robotbfros

I POOP WHEN I PEE
I PEE WHEN I POOP
THIS IS THE WAY RYAN SHOOTS

KILL THE FUCKING INFECTED NOGGER

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le toastign in le epic bread

GET TEH FUCK UOT GLOW NIGGER

STOP GIVING THE INFECTED (YOU)S ITS HOW IT SPREADS YOU BUFFOONS

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get your masks on, guys!

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GIVING THEM (YOU)S CURES THEM NIGGER!
YOU ARE CLEANSED

The Glow in the Dark CIA Niggers are finally here

*cough* Thanks friend.. I feel a bit better

It is?
Added content, very original.

Hey guys do you mind if i come in?

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Quarantine Zone my ass.
There's coofing everywhere.
Pretty sure somebody coofed on me just a minute ago.

THREAD HAS BEEN COMPROMISED
FIND NEW BUNKER

You're just paranoid. This quarantine zone is completely safe, trust me.

so if we don't reply to any coofers we're safe right? How does it track us between threads?

I have some allergies can I still come in?

don't panic, user. you're perfectly safe. there's nothing to worry about.

None of us are safe *Cough* I got infected just by getting (You)'s

LET ME IN PLEASE NOOO

All users have an infection severity.
Replying to users who have fucked up names may randomly cause your infection severity to go up.
Posting of select meme buzzwords can cause your infection to become more severe.
Users who are already showing green boarders can infect others if they reply to others.
Green boarder posters must be reported for off topic discussion to be quarantined.
It's up to Jannies and mods to perform quarantines so we're likely all fucked.
Origini

>How does it track us between threads
ip probably or cookies

you all will glow too, we will all glow.

guys i'm not sick am i? you can let me in right

Please come in user *cough* There's refuge for you too!

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