Check to see if you're glowing

check to see if you're glowing

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testerino it smells like cat shit in my room

i'm not
now post cheese pizza please kind sir

Fuck me... I replied to one of them just because I was thrown off guard by the novelty, I'm probably fucked even if I'm not turning yet.

I think its just one user on here that has the glow, or maybe I'm some sort of retarded

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I'm safe, I have my hazmat.

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I think im not glowing

I wouldn't cough on you if you were on fire

will i get infected if i reply tomyou

much based, very redpilled

Damn, what garbage event.

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Can I get a (you) for more infection?

w-what's going on, anons?

@57432136
Quarantine the nigger! Quick! Practice safe distancing, dear robots!

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>200
WHOOPSIE DOOPSIE DID I DO THAT?

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Do you have to reply to the post to get infected or does it get everyone in the thread?

I know I ain't. shit mayne

spit in my mouth, infection-kun

i dunno, looks like the more glichy your "Anonymous" name is the more you glow at least.

Testing my chink mask

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it would be interesting if your posts proximity to an infected post made you more infected.

I can't be glowing
I don't even know what's going on

COUGH COUGH ACHOOOOOOO

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nigger shut up nobody cares

it's just random
they're not capable enough to set up a real april fools prank

yeah everyone's blowing this out of proportion *cough*

glowing glowing

czech oreganal

Glow
Flow
Show
I am a tiger made of glass of rage

Guys, i think I might be infected

Must suck to be glowing.

*coof* whoopsie did i do that

if I am glowing I go nut to chubby girl

Just how hard do you have to shitpost to start glowing? I don't think I have it in me

I'll share my joint with you if you wanna tryn be an incubator

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yesh
oregon

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oh fuck I'm starting to COOOOOF

WTF IS GOING ON WTF WTF WTF AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

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am i still free of this?

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gee whizz thank god i'm not infected

lock your suits the internets are no longer safe

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*coof* How am I looking bros?

Can you glow in one thread but not another? Do you glow in every post once you start glowing?

Keep going and one day you can look like me!
*coof*

you look pretty healthy dude, can you share you secret?

How does one become so strong? How do I attain these powers?

There are some little marks around "anonymous" on your post. Early symptoms

Watch that episode from South Park about trolling

YES YES YES MY INFECTED BRETHREN, EMBRACE THE DISEASE

I haven't posted all day, I can't be infected.

Coofs ACHOOO HEL-ACHOO MMEEE COOFS

g-guys? do I have it?

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how do you get the super infections

I forgot it was april fools day, dumb glowniggers

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no, you're perfectly safe

congrats
*coof*

Testarinininio

Big testing testicles

how does one glow? pls someone coof on me

glow niggers get the bullet simple as

Maybe the Jews have the vaccine

please let me slobber on your pozzed doorknobs

i dont wanna coof aaaaa

checking for glowing

Nigga what

COOF COOF

Too bad. You don't get to choose.

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dear fucking god i'm pozzed

Jesus, you're dark!

IT HURRRRRTS SO GOOOOOOD

ok I nutt'd to this
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have fun those who want it

testetstetssstststs

I shall bask in the light of my true master. May Corona-chan bless us all. Each and every one.

amen. rise up glowkings!

hjkjdhgbhjdk

am i infected test test

soon, lad. soon the glow will come to you!

All users have an infection severity starting at zero.
All infection oppertunities are based on RNG.
Replying to users who have fucked up names may cause your infection severity to go up.
Posting of select meme buzzwords may cause your infection severity to go up.
Being relplied to by users already showing green boarders may cause your infection severity to go up.
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Green boarder posters must be reported for off topic discussion to be quarantined.
It's up to Jannies and mods to perform quarantines so we're likely all fucked.

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How long until I glow?