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Ok, let's say you have an unlimited amount of money for one plastic surgery procedure what would you fembots get done and why? Some rules:
>You can only get one procedure
>It can be as radical a change or as little
>You can not answer keep the money instead
>You have to write how much your mother's insecurities or criticisms of your form played into it
>If no mom pick another person you grew up with that would have influenced your decision
>The surgery does not have to be to attract other people it must get rid of some insecurity

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i would get my fat cock removed :)

kek, reply who influenced the decision tranny.

id get a cute ski slope nose

>You can only get one procedure
the amount of work i need, one aint gonna cut it user.

I'm in between a nose job and a lipo band on my stomach or just straight up Liposuction.

What is the one thing, the thing that would make you the happiest to fix immediately?

Um i want bigger tits i guess
My mother plays in because she has natural G cups and I have an A

Nose job. I want a cute nose like Emma Watson.

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Based, did she ever give you backhanded insults over it? Or is it the feeling of simple comparison. I personally look very little like my mom and she was much more skinny and lithe than me and it kills me.

The beta I who I had orbiting me dropped off after I mentioned Ive slept with 18 guys and was seeing someone else when he asked me out. Why do guys do this?

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Dad wants me out of the house after he found out I was camming. WTF Im not working at the hospital fuck that.

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>My birth control stopped working
>I was puking on my dads dick
>I fucked 80 guys
>yeast infection in college
>drunk again
>why did i let him raw dog me
>Pregnant again
>No new adds on onlyfans, will have to start anal beeding

God life is such hard.

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I hate r9k and incels. Yet I keep posting here because I dunno why.

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>Have huge tits
>Guys stare at them

Seriously why?

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Hmmm, tough one, I'd probably get a more defined jawline. My brother keeps playfully making fun of my submental fat (double chin). Its not super noticeable. My mom says I would look better if I fixed it. So she was pretty explicit lol. Also, I'm not fat at all so I don't know why.

Liposuction

My mom is fat too and fed me sweets anytime I was sad instead of teaching me healthy ways to deal with emotions. Now I'm a fatass who still struggles with food. I've gotten better and lost about 30lbs since the beginning of the year, but now that I am quarantined I keep just snacking and I'm slowly losing all my progress. Which is making me depressed and wanting to eat more.

You and the tranny can leave thank you desu

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Because they look nice. Are you retarded?

HUUR DUUR THAT DOESNT MEAN YO STARE ONLY CHAD CAN

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Every single roastie, faggot, tranny, SIMP and normie can leave this board. This is my board cuntoid.

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How about you just fucking lose weight you stupid dumb bitch? Its literally the only thing cuntoids have to do.

No my mom is nice she doesnt care
But looking at my mom. Makes me sad bc i never got the titty gene

Die angry retard.

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>Die angry retard.

Is it your period?

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Excuse me, just passing through, making sure no infected have made it into this thread, If you suspect anyone to be infected please report them to your nearest hazmat team or CDC checkpoint. Thank you for your cooperation.

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>Upset that incels call me a whore and dont show me empathy
>All they care about is sex
>Tell them to have sex as a rebuttal
>Know full well ide never fuck them
>Im perpetuating and creating more incels

Why do I do this?

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Why is it that men are way more annoying than the women they consistently claim nag and whine all the time. This thread isn't for you.

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AHEM *TING* *TING*

THIS THING ON?

CAN YOU HEAR ME AT THE BACK?

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This board isnt for you. You have ACTUAL websites based on Yas Forums that are designed for women like lolcow, crystal cafe or r3ddit. I dont care if you cant fit in there, cant get any replies or feel like a little fish in an ocean TOO BAD. Yas Forums is not a gutter for washed up whores.

its physically not possible in one operation.

But I don't like girls. I like guys.

Cry and bitch and moan about it as much as you want. You're only wearing yourself out. The fact that you can just scroll past and ignore a thread not made for you is enough evidence of how much of a massive faggot you are. There are fembots, troons, fags, and normies on your board. Kill yourself over it.

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No safespace for you faggot
Most of the fembots that come here are truly degenerate truly fucked in the head and truly ugly and unlovable. Theres no community for us so you have to deal with our fatasses. Go cry about it elsewhere.

came here to infect some whores

and then remembered you're all men, disgusting

>No safespace for you
Why not? Are you scared of robots?
>Most of the fembots that come here are truly degenerate truly fucked in the head and truly ugly and unlovable.
But theyre not incel. Getting pumped an dumped by chad is better then nothing.

why do you want them bigger? small tits are best.

Women need to get the fuck off my board

FUCKING NORMIES! REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

My nose without a doubt. My fucking nose has ruined my life. Its fat, long, and big. I know I could easily be an 8/10 if it wasn't for my stupid nose give me the money please I'm literally begging you

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>The fact that you can just scroll past and ignore a thread
By doing that only make you cuntoids beleive you are welcome here. Women are not like men. Men act out because they want attention. Women genuinely come to a place they arent welcome because they instinvtly want to be a prt of it and ruin it. If you get not negetive recourse youll assume youve made. You can lie all you want but no slutoid can handle negative comments, even on Yas Forums. I mean seriously ive already hijacked your thread. Ide advise you to give up before you burn out.

Some advice for user, if you want a purely robot board.
>Turn off your computer
>Unplug your router
>Write down what you want to say to your friends/family
>Kill yourself.
If you have the wherewithal to enter a thread you have no business in at least have the wherewithal to neck when a bunch of fembots call you a retarded faggot for having a conniption over their existence on this board. No one asked for your prescience here faggot.

YEAH NO ONES INFECTED HERE KEEP IT MOVING MAN

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COOOOOOOOOOOOOF
COOF COOF COOF COOF

l'd get a breast reduction.

breast reduction
i barely even have tits but it's either all or nothing for me (and i choose nothing because lying on my stomach feels nice desu)

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> Women genuinely come to a place they arent welcome because they instinvtly want to be a prt of it and ruin it.
One learn to spell you autist, secondly where else are fembots going to meet other dysfunctional fembots? If you don't like it leave, we're not fucking leaving. And your hate means absolutely nothing to most of the fembots here, keep crying about it fag.

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Some advice for roastoid, if you want to feel like a useful human
>Get in the kitchen
>Wet up
>Get pregnant
>Dilate
If you have the wherewithal to enter a board you have no business in at least have the wherewithal to neck when a bunch of robots call you a retarded cuntoid for having a conniption over their existence on this board. No one asked for your prescience here slutoid.

NO FEMALES

NO FAGGOTS

NO TRANNIES

NO NORMIES

im still tracking the most you's

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I feel like that's the most common one across the board. Like all ethnicities of women have been made to feel shitty about their noses unless their in that 10% of euro nose shapes that look good.

>typing errors=spelling errors

Im surprised youre using capital letters but unfortunately reverting to criticising spelling on all places such as Yas Forums gave you away roastoid.
>secondly where else are fembots going to meet other dysfunctional fembots?
>>>onlyfans
>>>r3ddit
>>>discord
>>>FDS
>>>lolcow
>>>Crystal Cafe
>>>Twitter

COOF COOF COOF
GET POZZED ROASTIE CUNTS

be my big nose wife pls

>im still tracking the most you's
Why are you so obsessed with me?

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Well the nose is right in the middle of your face. When you have a big nose, its the first thing people see and it makes you look unattractive even if you have other good features

yes poz me

hi, here is some germ for u. pls njoy

If I pozz a roastie over the internet, it's almost like I'm losing my virginity.

pls poz my neghole papi

Hmm, thank you for your time. But after much deliberation I have reached these conclusions:
>cry about your own level of faggotry
>i will take none of those suggestions as you are powerless to stop me from continuing to post here

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Accept Papa Nurgle's gift into you.

Please Glow with us user.

I do this for fun btw.

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I'm here to infect ""fembots""
Good riddance