So when was the last time you saw a woman naked? No, family members and porn don't count. Sorry

>Nude beach last year on vacation
same

Never
God, this place is flooded with normalfags
Was /soc/ full or something?

like the second week of January, so about 2.5 months ago

prostitute a few months ago

20 minutes ago when we were waking up and getting dressed. We both like to sleep naked.

This morning while my wife was getting ready.

Do prostitutes count? If so, back in February.

Oh and if they don't, then last time was September 2017, but I only got to see her tits because she turned off the lights afterwards.

haha yes ibe totally seen a woman naked, im not a social reject i swear

Like a year and change ago.
Spied on my sisters friend a few times when she stayed over during the summer.

A week ago I guess ... Six days to be precise

When i paid her to 1 year ago. Before and after then, never

Do patients count? Because if not, literally never.

>ywn never squeeze a titcow while fuckin her
why life

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>getting ready for bed
>Wife walks in naked
>Tell her to put on pajamas so she doesn't get ass marks on the sheets

About two years ago, before I broke up with my ex.

Never did im a virgin fuck off

The other day. A native american tweaker flashed her tits and pussy to some college kids at the bus stop. Second time I've seen a woman naked. First time was at the pharmacy. Two black women fighting and one of them ripped the other's shirt and bra off.

4 months, before my ex broke up with me for being an introvert and not enjoying going to crowded places

A few days ago. Corona chan has helped out my game

Is she Kaitlin Bennet?

About 2 weeks ago I was drunk and I pulled down a friends sweater exposing her titties.

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>Wifey
Is it just me, or is this cringe as fuck? She's an adult, why use the diminutive on her like that?

i visited an escort in september.

Last year I saw tits and saw vagina for the first time at a nude beach in Spain. Woulda been cool had my catholic parents not been there and asked if I was "uncomfortable" for some fucking reason

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Uh like 10 years ago. Last time I had sex too.

Never. As far as I know, there are just more clothes underneath.

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Never. The concept seems impossible to me. I don't even know why you're asking that here.

Holy based.

Tell us the whole story! How well you know each other? Were they nice? What happened after?

She's been hanging out with my group of friends for a few years. She's pretty dumb and only talks about normie shit but we let her tag along so there's at least one girl with us or she sometimes bring a friend. We were drinking in a park and later at her place that evening because all the pubs and bars are closed over here because of corona. When we came to her place she got changed into one of those sweaters that ends over the shoulders so its barely holding on. My friend was sort of teasing her, saying things like "I bet you don't have anything under it." When I get drunk I basically turn into an animal I stop communicating and I have no restraints I break things, get naked, chase random people. So as I overheard this conversation I just stood up came over and pulled the sweater down without saying a word. There wasn't a huge reaction or at least I don't remember it, she got a little pissed and me and the friend laughed. Her titis were fairly nice, I remember she had really pink aereolae that were flat.

So you're a normie breaking quarantine. Hope your parents die from this shit because of your carelessness.

I love being called wifey.

Never, i never saw a naked woman. Im a wizard thou.

We weren't under full lock down back then, they only closed shops and pubs. I'll probably be forced to work at the hospital as a med student if we get an outbreak like Italy so I'm fucked anyway.

that never happened to me
;aflsang

went to a strip club a few weeks ago

where i am youre theyre fully naked and youre allowed to touch everywhere except the pussy

the girls are hot too

Never.

>This post was made with 100% original taglioni's pasta sauce

Never had a first time, so naturally there was no last time
I dont mind that so much I just wish I could cuddle with someone

this, might see another one this year, we'll see

middle of february this year

some girl wanted to fuck me in my bed and i was too depressed to get hard and i eventually told her to leave

two girls naked on the beach, I was far away though and could barely make out their nipples

My man, pink areola are the best.

I never have seen a naked women outside of porn, not even boobs. I'm 28 btw.

Last month - I had left my old job and one of my former co-workers started messaging me saying she missed me... we started sending playful selfies and then flirting, then nudes, then this at about 2 in the morning, she's now a fwb

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this slut finna be someones wifey one day.
you better take her of the market and spare us.

not even once, I'm the only white guy in a Persian Jew community, not worth seeing them naked

>this slut finna be someones wifey one day.
>you better take her of the market and spare us.
some reddit fag who says "the past is the past" is going to take his used goods

At this point my life all I'm looking for is companionship, not a relationship

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Used goods ain't that bad, mate

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damn she cute, you lucky homie bet she gives good head.

>Used goods ain't that bad, mate
to fuck yeah its fine, but do I want the mother of my children to have my children suck on the tits 100's of other men have sucked on and kiss them with a mouth used to suck 100's of other men's cocks?

In the same vein, a woman thinking like that wouldn't want to marry me because I had a sex life before her - a person's life doesn't begin and end just because they meet you

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Was about to write
>Never in my 33 years of life.
But this user >Nude beach
saved me from the shame of admitting it.
I did indeed see naked chicks at the nearby non-official nude beach went I went fishing there 7 years ago.

>tats
>black hair
>black eyes
you live in usa?

Still waiting for the first time

25 and literally never seen a vagina irl. Gonna neck myself soon

I never have. And those who have should fuck off of this board

When I was 12 I would do surf life saving activities at the local beach near me on weekends and once a month all the clubs would meet at a specific beach to compete against each other. Swimming, runnings on sand and other dumb shit. One month it was our turn to host the meet up so there was a lot of makeshift tents and buildings put up on the beach just for that weekend. This included the tent for people to change clothes since the small change room on the beach wouldn't be able to handle so much people at once coming to the beach.

It was my turn to go inside and change into my bathing suite and while changing I noticed a small crack where they didn't attach the wall perfectly. I looked closer through that crack and in-front of my eyes were two of the pointiest, firmest boobs that I would ever see in my life. The girl was around 17-18 and her tits were like missiles. I didn't see any vag but ever since that day my mind has been obsessed with pointy tits.

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