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Oh noooo, 1 week at home, ohhhhh no.
State of newNEETs

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>1 week at home
Do you mean /britfeel/ which is one big home LOL

If the thread isn't your home then bugger off. Simple as.

Another day's work from home complete
Just the two wanks today, easing up a bit

>9 posts late
no thanks

*docks the USNS Comfy at the brifeel port*
All aboard lads

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>/britfeel/ which is one big home LOL
/britfeel/ Towers XD

*bangs on the floor with my foot*
going to the shop you lot want owt?

olive oil pls

could you grab me a chicken?

4 Tyskie plx

loooool he's gone to get us something from the shop ha!

*writes a note saying YES, then puts it in the lift and sends it up to your floor*

could use a bat

pepsi max please, make sure to get a cold one thanks

DELIVERY TRUCK SIMULATOR REVIEW

you drive vans, not trucks
the vans drive horribly
the map is quite bare, the streets arent interesting at all so i don't feel immersed enough to drive properly
every traffic light is the same, they are ALL green and then ALL red, so you have to stop for pretty much every junction
the management screen looks quite complex but it's all for show, the economy system is very basic and you just go to the job list and scroll to the bottom for the best paying one

it has a radio, pleasant surprise
in the cockpit camera you can see your little hands turning the wheel

overall i have had enough and will be uninstalling

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maoam pinballs if you could la'

Can you get yourself some sex

gis a job

righto

*gives this door a concerned glance and a moments hesitation before walking out the front door*

theyre fucking banging m9, need to cop some of those next time i go for beers

Haha he made another sarcastic post roflmao. Classic

block of cheese, 2l of cravendale, 6 or 12 pack of crisps and 4 pork pies if you can get them pls mate.

based goats taking over
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Lucozade, Blue rizla and a pack of mayfair, lad. Sweet

it's a goat country now, we will have to retreat underground

the bread I'm gonna use for bread and butter pudding has developed a bit of mold on it

think I should still use it after trimming the mold off?

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No. The fuck is bread and butter pudding?

yeah if you bake it hot enough youll be fine. based microbes

yes, it's usually fine if you do that.

I know that I wouldn't.

finally got a second monitor, can play animal crossing AND browse britfeel at the same time :^)

goats are one of the most annoying creatures to walk this planet. i would rather spend the rest of my life locked in a room with poleaboo than a goat

foy

so many yanks outing themselves recently

It's not my fault you limeys eat retarded food

the other ones are compIete bullshit

Are you deliberately like this or does it come natural to you?

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haha limey classic forrin haha lolll xdxdxo

I can't remember how I did without my second monitor when I got it. Now I don't know how I ever got along without my third!

Found the darkie.

at least we don't eat bats though right? Also i'm sure you'd love bread and butter pudding if you actually tried it

It's a poorthener dessert where you soak bread in milk and eggs, toast it, then smother it with butter.
It's as vile as it sounds.

I'm going to put on no country for old men, lie on my floor and wrap myself in 2 plaid blankets, mong out for 45 minutes until I get bored because I've seen it too many times, go play terraria in which I am building a comfy underground bunker then I'm gonna put my oats on the hob and stir them for a bit until it makes porridge, then at 9 I'm gonna pour my porridge, garnish it with a sprinkling of granola, sit on my sofa and eat it whilst watching parks and rec like the basic white bitch I am then go to bed at 10:30

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wish it was already 10 pm so i could go to bed

I don't have yellow fever, I just don't find non-asian women attractive.

"Yellow fever" is a roastie cope.

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it's not a norf exclusive dish at all lad, the fuck are you chatting?

>I don't have yellow fever, I just don't find non-asian women attractive.
>"Yellow fever" is a roastie cope.

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why not go to bed on a train track then you can sleep forever lad

how come lad? whats up?

sick of this smarmy nhs idol worship lads
they just interviewed a doctor on the radio about ventilators and when he finished speaking they all gave him a round of applause

Fucking state of my pc. Think I've cleaned it once since making it about 4 years ago.

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One japanese gf please lad

It originated in Grimsby in the 15th century.

Where's my pal SCEA?

reckon wont be too long before i do this
this day is shit and its already 5 pm so it wont get any better if i go to bed and wake up early tomorrow there is still hope that that day wont be shit, reckon it will be tho

bennies came through lads, time to celebrate with a takeawa- oh... I guess i'll just go to the cinema instea- oh.....

Everyone tuning in?
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20 bensons and a chomp

imagine living in grimsby, must be pretty grim

SCEA was a BritNormie LARP lad. I don't know the trip but he made a long post explaining it.

Alright Andrew we will enjoy our swede gfs on our own

why is this day shit?

Nah SCEA is real. I was larping when I said it was me

as a white man living in newham, east london, it's pretty grim

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why wouldnt it be, every day is shit

Love spunking inside lads, I do

Grab me a beer and some camel wides.

Britnormies supporters/Britnormie larping as his own supporters, has been saying that he did us over. The truth is. Yes he did. But so did Hitler. Someone doing you over doesnt mean its a good thing or that they have status. Its because they are evil bastards and evil bastards will do you over. Obviously some of our resident Mosley posters will disagree with the Hitler stance but I unreservedly respect their positions because we are fundamentally gentlemen. Britnormie is not a gentlemen. He is an evil bastard who continues to do us in, and we need to do away withthis bastard menace. I can only hope that, wherever he is, he is dead. He is a psychopathic cunt who would sell his larp wife and child for a gravy soaked pork scratching. By far the ugliest poster here.

The only way forward for us in this tempestuous corona-addled world is tp put our faith in HHL.

Heil HHL.

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wow I think I used to have that exact same mobo and graphics card, nice taste lad. My 980 recently died though and I suspect it overheated due to dust buildup, so clean your shit pronto

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why not move somewhere else lad