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Already sick of this lockdown nonsense and we're only a week in edition

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Still in fucking tears after the brutal kicking that Britnormie took last night, can't believe we saw yet another /britfeel/ hero just get destroyed like that. It was fucking brutal, I haven't seen any personality get this destroyed since Shippy was exiled.

Seeing him reduced to using HHL-tier retorts was heartbreaking, akin to watching your older brother get beaten up

Thank fuck I stay clear from personality drama. Sounds gay as fuck

let's leave that drama in the last thread mate

Must've read a thousand posts by britnormie and still don't have a fuckin clue who the guy is, zero personality at all

im with you there fds

shut the fuck up about personalities and do your school work

>it was fucking brutal
yeah I bet it was off the chain mate

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It's not their fault lad. It's tough for young men with no social skills. They are the most shit on group in society. It's no surprise they are angry.

It's funny eh? Even though the job is still shit, as long as they are above someone else it goes to their head.

Currently at a farm shop getting fruit and veg. Its a little shack in a dusty car park. Every cunts got masks on only one person in at a time. Its like some sort of mental dystopian future

BBC literally said this morning that the masks are 100% useless, the virus passes through them anyway and the more moist the mask gets from breath, the easier the virus passes. Only effective to stop a big greenie escaping if you cough.

Enjoy comfy threads, also enjoy drama. I expect I'll enjoy this one either way

>seethers
>brutal

Kek. BN played you.

the cloth masks that is, the ones that actually make a seal are fine.

good morning friends! it is only 54 days until my tranniversary

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Fucking tough to find the real ones that work though. Rarer than bog roll.

Hangover and got to finish writing a chapter. Fucksake

Find it hard to believe no one here has Pokemon SWORD and won't trade with me

*wheels himself into the thread*
You'll find I'm the true mastermind

dont know whats been going on
dont care whats been going on
simple as

finna make a covfee and heat up some leftover soup

What exactly happened last night BN?

Yea I bet. I wish I took my respirator home with me when I quit my old job. Used to work with very fine powders so It had a proper seal and replaceable 3M filters. Was only a cheap one from screwfix too, was comfortable enough to wear for 2hrs at a time if you positioned it properly.

I'm not British but can I post in these threads anyway because they seem to be safe from the racebait/tranny/gay/pornbrain threads?

This should be an accurate and honest account Im sure

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English? Yeah kill them.

This is tranny central mate

Are you lying to keep me out?

I called a couple of lads stupid for getting emotionally involved in a ShipAnon ruse. They didn't take it well at all and started sperging out. Then they started spamming the thread with stuff like "BritNormie on the ropes" etc. Was a very funny night of shitposting. I feel a bit bad though because some of them genuinely seemed angry. Think I triggered a few lonely lads because Shippy was asking about me getting married etc.

Yeah those 3M N95 ones with the valve are the ones everyone wants. Did you see they made it compulsory to wear the masks in Austria? Fucking mad.

No, it is. In fact - save us.

It is mad but we'll be crying when they're at least allowed to go to the pub for a pint in the summer and we're not.

eh, what do we have here? You taken your tranny pills this morning?

You know what happens if you don't(!)

>triggered a few lonely lads because Shippy was asking about me getting married etc.

I've told you before that you are a cunt for talking about that stuff. There are a lot of people here who struggle with being social and life in general. I don't blame them for being angry with you. You're asking for it.

Only jannies can save you. And they won't

>neville chamberlain went to university of birmingham
little put off now lads. britains loser prime minister.

I have a soviet GP5 gas mask somewhere but the filter is made of asbestos. I wore it loads already though when I was younger though so yolo

Britnormie got called a nonce for repeatedly excusing Shippy and stating quite openly that as he is so unattractive, it is very unlikely he would rape a child. He really didn't take it well at all and started sperging out, then he started spamming the thread with stuff like "I bet it's host!" and "you're only bullying me because im relevant!" and "you're all seethers!!". Was a very funny night of watching Britnormie cope, I feel a bit bad though because he made over 60 posts in the thread defending himself despite stating earlier that only retards care about what people think about them on Yas Forums. Think we triggered him because we've effectively bullied and chased Shippy off of the thread because he posted for 9 months here about how he wanted to rape children and spouts every cope in the book imaginable to excuse him.

I thought thy were having a go at you because you were brownnosing Shippy, a known nonce.

the masks don't do shit lad

I need a new Halo

Yeah I feel a bit bad and all, clocked off about 11:30pm, checked the thread this morning and he was up til 2:00am, still trying to defend himself!

We'll see. To be honest at this rate I can't see any of us getting to the pub this summer. Not until August anyway.

Nah, you make a good point lad. I should be a lot more considerate of people's feelings. I promise I don't come here to brag, a lad just asked me the question. But I will be more careful in future.

I know the masks dont, that was what i posted earlier. the sealed respirators do though... probably. I don't really care anyway. The restrictions need to be lifted to only people at risk so us healthy lads can actually just get on with life.

I always thought John Major was the loser PM

HOST IS THAT YOU HOST? HOST I LIKE YOU, YOUR VENDETTA AGAINST ME IS UNCALLED FOR! SHOW YOURSELF HOST!!

>Britnormie mewling like a scolded child and saying he won't be an absolute room temperature IQ attention starved mong after blowing his top last night and attacking numerous shadows on the wall

>"you're only bullying me because im relevant!"

Kek. He didn't say that or anything close. BN played you.

Reduced him to HHL levels, was sad to watch

aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa lads i'm all out of progesterone
and i'd just about psyched myself up enough to go and get my hair done before everywhere shut
when will the madness end

Poley will you still be off this weekend to stuff your face with Doritos and dip and talk about WrestleMania

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Can you link the posts where he blew his top?

still a bit biased but the closest thing to the truth thats been posted about last nights antics

some people should be terminated at birth

Seems very biased considering those quotes are all made up.

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>Caring about being respected on britfeel is more stupid I think, but I take your point. As I said, it's a bold choice for a gimmick and it wouldn't be mine.

>Spends almost 6 hours defending himself, then he starts claiming it was an epic troll all along, then he starts howling and blaming host and crona, then he starts apologising and grovelling to other posters and saying it was all an epic lol

Why was he a loser? It was pretty much every imperial country's policy to appease Hitler until muh imperial interests were threatened.

there's gonna be a party for the world soon de lads youtube.com/watch?v=kWUU5XMVysU

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ITS HOOSST!!

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YOU'RE ALL SEETHERS! >:(

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J-just admit i trolled u :(

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shippy was only pretending to be a nonce lol so im not defending nonces! gotcha! xD

>I done 12 years in jail bruv
>I don't care

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Good luck with that one mate.

>all made up
oh no...
OH NONONO

He didn't blow his top in any of these posts. Seems calm in all of them, like he's having fun.

I'd disagree personally, reminds me of how Edgbaston used to act when lads were winding him up

If we wasn't so fucking seething at being baited and called out for being a brazen nonce apologist and nonce orbiter, then he would have ignored the lads goading him, instead he went on a five hour long tirade, going through various phases of grief, denial, acceptance etc

They are all made up though. Do you have aspergers?

>can now start coming off joo beans
get some lads. will mildly miss it but hopefully my deppy is gone.

Wow it sounds like BritNormie was PWNED last night, really sad I missed it.

He was just replying like he always does. Looks like he was having a laugh with it. To be honest I'm disappointed. Was hoping to read him seething but he's just being a smug cunt as usual.