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britnormie in tatters edition

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going to bed now, goodnitee

even the OP is styling on BN

Not keen on Pakis. Not keen at all.

500 posts of Britnormie getting the absolute shit kicked out of him.
A great day for Britfeel.

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to be fair lads after reading last thread it seems BN is pretty fucked. same happened to shippy. their fault for having this entitled mentality though.

Just had another wank to that big tits fat girl I knew from school in the early 2000s.
Feel pretty ashamed of myself.
But nowhere near as ashamed as I would feel if I was Britnormie tonight.

Not OP but, night.

Trying to figure out what I can say to keep the drama going. Any ideas?

lad i wanked to my cousins gf for months, he cheated on her and i told him that i had been, got a jolt in the chin. still had more pride than britnormie does at the moment

Me? I simply do not care for this pointless tripnonce drama, I'll be having a wank instead

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Arrrgh bBritNormie be a nonce alongside his cully DM lads

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two asmr wanks today. thinkin im back on track.

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WOOOOOOO IM HERE TO HAUNT BN WOOOOOO

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I feel sad because I can't grow a proper beard

>britnormie
>BN
>Britnormie
>BN
>Britnormie
>britnormie

As edgbaston would say "Rent Free"

oh that reminds me have an exciting bit of news

>h-haha, I'll just try to distract from the fact my legacy has been utterly destroyed

trip on lad come on.

Don't you mean "as Host would say" ? ;)

But he's still posting and seething in this thread right now.

Going to train for massive quads and hams lads. Got a nice upper body so far but legs are lagging behind.

can just about hold a pushup position for 20 seconds let alone do a single pushup

WOW, BritNormie can really nonce

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THIS IS MY LEGACY LEGACY LEGACY
NO DAD MUM HIGH HIPPY HOP BLAMPKIN YOU USED TOO MAY NAPKINS

never reply to that many posts again you fat useless shit

always two there are, a trip nonce, and his vassal

>legacy

Is this Tony Blair?

haha cant wait to see the next one just like tim smiling lol

rent free whore that we've all fucked maybe

He might be proud of the virtual (you)'s now lads, but when he realises later that he isn't any longer welcomed here, I'm sure he'll take it a little more seriously.

WOW, Shippy can really nonce

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funny thing is nobody could be replying to ((him)) right now, and he'd still sit digging himself further and further into the ground

He's got you firmly on the ropes

PLEASE can we have a new topic, thank you.

oh yeah what's that lad?

Wish BN happiness and the best of health desu.

>N-n-n-nooooooo! It's a-all h-host!!
>IT'SS ALL HOST
>I AM STILL LOVED AREN'T I?
>WAS I EVER LOVED AT ALL?
>IT IS ALL HOST
>I-I CAN TELL BY HIS POSTING STYLE

youtu.be/51-yInqxC3U

>NOOOOOOOO YOU CANT MAKE FUN OF MY FAVOURITE TRIPBRO IM GOING TO QUOTE YOU ALL REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

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as if saying it will make it true!

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Ahh, knew BritFaggot was always thick.
>i-instead of making an argument for a statement, I'll just make a joke

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Haha poster is a #noncenester

What's the worst you've ever been mugged off lads?

I'll start: Someone once followed me from the car park in to a Tesco superstore, swiped my keys at a Timpsons as I went to hand them over, ran out to my car and drove off. This happened in 2016 and I never got it back and the police basically gave up and told me it had almost certainly been dismantled for parts.

HOST! HOST?! I KNOW YOU'RE THERE!! COME OUT AND FACE ME HOST!! HOST YOU BASTARD!

There is nothing you can talk about other than him. He runs this general now..

what's the most exotic food you've ever eaten

severIy underrated post

I now consider Britnormies IQ to be roughly 98.

theyve both been noncing all this time

The delicious ambrosia that is Britnonces tears as he lashes out at strawmen/

>H-HE RUNS THE THREAD NOW GUYS. WHAT? YOU'VE BEEN BULLYING HIM FOR THE LAST TWO THREADS? ITS ALL AN ACT
RENT FREE
RENT FREE
RENT FREE

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why is he obsessed with Host though? could it be...rent free?

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if there are dogs ripping appart a lamb does the lamb run dinner time?

Why don't we like britnormie now lads? I mean I'm for it but just wondering

Thanks mate, best wishes to you and yours too.

had a right chuckle at this, must have been the violent metaphor

He's played you all. You all fell for it.

Not trimming my beard until the lockdown is over.

Sucker! I was lying! *runs off laughing mischievously*

I like Host. Always have.

>An user has been baiting him for months now, calling him a nonce apologist every time he makes a post
>that same user attacked him again this evening
>He fucking lost it, started rambling, blaming other posters, claiming everyone else was seething, tried to cope and got BTFO, then he kept going and the bullying increased
>Shippy's been having a meaty suck on his dick the entire time.

Shippy doxxed Britnormie and is blackmailing him.

>15 minutes in
>around 60 posts
>most of them about britnormie
fuck sake lads, i expect better from you

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What a coincinonce

for me? never liked how he'd brownnose Shippy, SCEA, and Poley

those are some crackin tits

god l love big tits so much ffs lads

If you like him then why are you blaming him for what is obviously the work of multiple people? Seems very two-faced to me. Like when you called Shippy and SCEA ugly

>Shippy doxxed Britnormie and is blackmailing him.
proofs?

>57 posts sucking on SCEA's dick

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prime milkers desu

>He fucking lost it, started rambling, blaming other posters, claiming everyone else was seething

None of this happened lad. I pointed out to some lads they had been taken in by a ShipAnon ruse and they lost the plot while I responded calmly while laughing. Then I speculated that one of them might be Host since he has beef with me, despite the fact I like him.

Just because I know he has a problem with me, although I don't know why. Still like him.

Did 3 deliveries on ets2 but didn't realise that event thing has it's own job thing, ffs.

yea, externals only

didnt he admit to being SCEA in the first place?

>while I responded by wildly accusing Host (who no longer posts here) of being my one detractor
FTFY BN

shut up you fucking moron. pathetic.

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He's cancer.

your works of fiction were always terrible

BN doesn't "admit" to anything

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>BN going out of his way to say he likes Host in almost ever post to backtrack his earlier cope

would chill with britnormie and share a spliff simple as

>Mahoosive spot on my back, right between my shoulder blades
>Manage to spry up my arm and pop it between my index and ring fingers
>Feel and hear that bastard pop in utter physical satisfaction
>Noice
>Few minutes pass
>Feel something cool running down my back
>Go to mirror
>Fucking torrent of crimson like the bloody hallway from The Shining all the way down to my arse

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Not that I recall mate. I think you'll find I acknowledged it was multiple spergs. Also he definitely does post here, thankfully.

>definitely not seething

Yes, nothing is more distressing than believing falsehoods eh?

BritNormie is descended from William Wallace himself.

Makes sense, they both got tortured by the English

>britnormie trying to cope and salvage his shattered ego

I said I like Host in the first post I mentioned him.

Likewise mate. Having a little spliff and a glass of Makers right now actually.

>I responded calmly while laughing

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holy fucking savage burn lad!

*dabs on BritNormie whilst speeding by on his wheelchair*

am not brit, can i still chill with you guys?

HOWLING at this lad hahah

Actual scene from tonights britfeel

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Brilliant. Have to give credit for this.

I'm definitely not descended from William Wallace though. I am british asian.

ok but it's not really chill at the moment, where are you from lad?

Underrated post. Made me laugh, so I'll give it a (you).

east coast usa, im feeling pretty down

>personality autism
*closes thread*

Me lying on my back with my balls out waiting for the axe to swing down and mince my bollocks into a fine paste.