Waifu General /waifu/ #329

It does not make sense how cute she is!
Happy birthday to Mirai and early(?) happy birthday to Rei!

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I would've thought your favorite color was Kha'Zix purple you mentally ill bugfucker

Will this community never die out of their stupidity and loneliness

the stupid and the lonely will never learn

So that's why Charafag is still here...
hmmm.....

Hans... Eggplant...

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gameplan for today:
Gonna watch some movies with her for a few hours and during afternoon me and her are going to go to my favourite place, it's kinda similar to a river bank in animes, the walk alone is gonna take 1-2h but it'll be worth and she's gonna see a cool looking place. Maybe have something similar to a small picnic and on my way back get some wine and hopefully if my controllers arrived play some nice old games or watch more movies

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Hans, respond to

>Hans, respond to
sure, samefag

Do it Hans. You know you must

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>Shut up Discuck
Okay, N1K0N

High school AU with all the waifus and waifuposters being schoolmates!

dibs on the school shooter role

What are your waifu's hobbies?

Izumi's include tennis and tea.

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>High school AU with all the waifus and waifuposters being schoolmates!
Oh we did that a few weeks ago. I really liked it but others didn't.

Waifus in gym class, who plays dodgeball and who goes to lift weights?
>Undyne loves being strong, but not as much as pelting people.

What subject would waifu excel in? What would she struggle in?
>Gym class duh, she would fail cooking/facs

Who is teacher's pet?
>Glados, she smart

Who accidentally sets the library on fire?
>Undyne

What class is waifu surpsisingly good at?
>music, she plays a mean piano

Keep em coming plz

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>gets off and sleeps for 12 hours
>returns to the aftermath of W-Day
>closes laptop
>drives away

>Your waifu gets drunk! How do you stop her from making a fool of herself?
I, too, get drunk. There is only fun waiting to happen!
>Your waifu is trippin balls! What do you think she's dreaming about?
Something pretty meta. Like how it feels to be a floor or a cloud. Or something entirely random, like when I had a dream that I committed arson before jumping off the Grand Canyon.
>Your waifu is too stimulated! How do you help burn off her excess energy in a safe manner?
Explore some places we aren't supposed to. Adventure has a tendency to tire someone out.
Happy Birthday Mirai! Hope your plans go well with her, desu! Same goes for Rei, and her poster!
Pranks and creating funny social situations. Other than that, just hanging around.
The two people who are always around the vending machine.

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>Will this community never die out of their stupidity and loneliness
Loneliness no, they have waifus to keep them company.
Stupidity yes, it's in progress

Kayn has not been shown to have hobbies, since League lore doesn't touch on those things very often. Mostly he's just shown being into fighting and killing stuff.

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I gotta say, /waifu/bros, although Rachel might not approve, I'm having a pretty good time watching the end of our times unfold before my very eyes. Hopefully I'll be lucky enough to join her soon. Those of you who get to live the comfy quarantine life, enjoy the free time to spend with your waifus.

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>High school AU with all the waifus and waifuposters being schoolmates!
1st day of school, the speakers are blasting Pumped up kicks, Trapt - headstrong, Mars bringer of war, X gon give it to ya, Megalovania, and Komm susser tod in a loop.

I love you Bismarck, I hope you know how special you are to me.

There is a discord now? Or do you mean the one that was for the game making?

Happy birthday to Rei and Mirai from the two of us as well btw

I still wish I could know anything about how she spends her free time

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Hello again Rachelfren, hope you've been doing good.
>enjoy the free time to spend with your waifus.
That's been the plan as far as can be done, yeah.

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Well, Rei particularly enjoys reading and interactive stuff in general. She's a big fan of MetroidVanias, though I'm not very fond of them.
She also quite enjoys learning. She wishes she could've gone to school more often in the past.
>Gym
Rei would probably be the person who stood in the corner of the room and only played when the rest of the team had gotten out
>Subject
Probably science or Language arts. She's very knowledgeable about those.
>Teachers pet
>GlaDOS
It would probably be Mari or something like that. Rei would just be apathetic and neutral toward the teachers, and GlaDOS would actively dislike them.
>Class
See above

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Asuka likes any sort of activity, especially if its competitive, and enjoys vidya.
>who plays dodgeball and who goes to lift weights?
Asuka definitely plays dodgeball, she'd be super into that.
>excel in?
Maybe something science based, I'm not sure. She seems to know a thing or two about thermal expansion.
>struggle in?
English, perhaps. I could see her having trouble with coming to conclusions about and interpreting literature.
>Who is teacher's pet?
Not sure, really.
>What class is waifu surpsisingly good at?
I'm also not sure of this one. Cooking, maybe? Asuka seems like a good cook, and for some reason, I think I remember something being said about that in the anime, although I can't remember for certain.

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>who plays dodgeball and who goes to lift weights?
Dodgeball is a sport of savagery and chaos. She's in. Although she is one of the first ones out with her aggressive play-style.
>What subject would waifu excel in? What would she struggle in?
Source-wise, she's been in high-school classes for over 60 years. I don't think she would struggle since it's just that way.
>Who is teacher's pet?
Unsure.

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>It would probably be Mari or something like that.
That'd be a hard no, not much if any interaction with the teachers was shown and if anything she may be a bit of a trouble maker for them, she's a bit of a dunce too.
>Waifus in gym class, who plays dodgeball and who goes to lift weights?
Mari would probably be exempted from PE due to health reasons.
>What subject would waifu excel in? What would she struggle in?
She'd probably be best at home economics and be absolutely trash at everything else that requires to actually study.
>Who is teacher's pet?
Not too sure, Rem maybe?
>Who accidentally sets the library on fire?
Undyne, obviously.
>What class is waifu surpsisingly good at?
Probably art if that's a class at this cross-universe highschool.
There's not much info about her apart from what was actually needed for plot reasons so I wouldn't really feel happy replying to this.

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>Mari would probably be exempted from PE due to health reasons
What's wrong with Mari?

>Hard no
I don't really know enough about Mari to make an accurate guess. That was just a name I threw in

Its almost Lucina's birthday! I'm pretty hyped for inevitable wave of fan art. Might record and publish her theme for the occasion as well.

>they seem the least psychotic in this group.
It is true that I have a level head and that may be what draws me to a character like Lucina, however I must warn you that even in a bunker do not expect me to reduce my practice time. I really hope you guys like Beethoven, because you'd hear a lot of it.
>two steps from hell
This hurts me
>Urabe is very cute
Well she has short dark hair so of course she is.
>end of our times unfold before my very eyes
If the black plague couldn't end medeival Europe, we'll be fine. Mad max level societal collapse is impossible I'm pretty sure due to people naturally liking comfy modern life and will work together to preserve it. That being said, there is a pretty cool apocalypse aesthetic in the streets and general attitude of the public right now and I agree it looks pretty good. Also welcome back.
>High school AU with all the waifus and waifuposters being schoolmates!
This one sounds kind of fun
>Who is teacher's pet?
Mari or Mirai.
>Who accidentally sets the library on fire?
Kayn poster or Asuka poster. Wouldn't trust them with any thing that can make a spark no offence. Oh and Undyne obviously because of her game.
New ones:
>Who are the teachers and what do they teach?
I'm the mean music teacher because that's my actual job. Lucina is kind of older so she would get to teach that autistic specialized history class and probably do a bad job of it due to romanticizing the past.
>Who is on the premier sports team and what is it?
>Who is in the drama club? What play do they put on?
>Who writes an edgy parody of the school song?
>Who gets in trouble for not wearing the uniform?

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>Who accidentally sets the library on fire?
>Kayn poster
Suuure... "accidentally"...

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>Looking forward to those /d/ questions, Charafren.
Eh, they'd only be "what if your waifu did {x fetish}". Not much creativity there, and probably not worth responding.
e.g. "Your waifu is giant and horny what do" or "What would you do with futa waifu" or other such bullshit.
Realistically there wouldn't be any productive discussion there. Your choices are basically limited to "heck yes, have sex with my waifu", "reluctantly have sex with my waifu" or "ew, do not have sex with my waifu".
It would purely be a spiteful dig at people who don't like the idea of fucking their waifu, regardless of whether she was futa / giant / loli / hypnotized you / miniature / had tentacles / was a furry / smelled bad / in bondage / yandere / on a train, in a plane, gained weight from green eggs and ham.
Nothing stops you from having sexual fetish fantasies about your waifu, but realistically there wouldn't be anything gained from discussing it here except pissing off the anti-sex fags.
For what it's worth: Fuck yes to giant, loli, hypnosis, tentacles, miniature, bondage, yandere. Reluctant yes to furry, smelly and weight gain. Ew, no to futashit.

>sport
Lucina plays tennis
Undyne is world record swimmer.
>drama club
ReiFag, AsukaFag, CharaFag, KaynFag. Cuz they start drama.
>no uniform
Well Kayn is always shirtless. Probably him

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>how would you make her fall for you?
I'd try to be kind and show my interest on her, her hobbies, her feelings and such. If I get isekai'd without anything I'd pretty much be a hobo so I wouldn't be able to do much for her like giving her gifts either but I'd just try to make a relationship
>would she end up fallingiin love with you?
Can't be sure really, either because she doesn't find me someone intresting to be around with and doesn't care about me or just falls for someone else before I got the chance to make my feelings clear. And there are also her parents who I don't know if she'd be okay with their daughter being on a relationship with some broken gaijin
>what would you do if she didn't?
Depends on the reason, on case that she isn't intrested I'd try to approach her on other ways I guess and be someone in her life. If she's already with someone else there is nothing I can do since she would never drop her actual lover for someone else.

>What Yas Forums board best represents your waifu?
/ck/ or /trv/
>What Yas Forums board best represents you?
Yas Forums but I only use the site because of these threads now
>How does waifu react to horror movies?
She would get really scared and nervous easily
>You and waifu pull an all nighter, what do you do to stay awake?
Some movies or tv series before getting into lewd stuff

Our wives are cool

Cooking mainly, chatting with friends about stuff related to love and stalking her crush

On case that you didn't know, Awakening child's birthdays are actually the release dates of Fire Emblem games. Lucina's one being the day both Shadow Dragon and Path of Radiance came out.

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sleeping during the day with waifu!
enjoying the last chilly bits of the season under the covers with waifu!

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>>the stupid and the lonely will never learn
>So that's why Charafag is still here...
I'm here because some of you DO learn!

>What are your waifu's hobbies?
I am my waifu's hobby!

>who plays dodgeball and who goes to lift weights?
I can't answer for anyone else, but Chara and I would go for dodgeball, get #rekt, and take that as motivation to git gud. A rival can really motivate you in physical fitness!
>What subject would waifu excel in? What would she struggle in?
We'd excel in math. That feeling, whenever numbers go up... we're into that. Plus, math is piss easy to auts.
We'd struggle in history, because the history you're taught in schools isn't how history actually went a lot of the time, and lying to appease the teacher ain't us, dawg.
>Who is teacher's pet?
You'd need someone helpful, hardworking, and co-operative with authority figures. ... Bismarck.
>Who accidentally sets the library on fire?
Undyne, as mentioned. Screwing up the dewey system so hard it caches alight.
>What class is waifu surpsisingly good at?
Sex ed, lol. And I'd surprise people by being good at chemistry!

>she is one of the first ones out with her aggressive play-style.
Being aggressive in dodgeball is a good idea if you target the people in the back who aren't moving much. People who are worried make for good targets.

>Who is on the premier sports team and what is it?
Griffithposter is swole af, so he'd be in. Lucina would probably get in too.
And obviously it'd be lacrosse. Lacrosse is the latest hot meme sport.
>Who is in the drama club? What play do they put on?
Ah goddamnit I have no idea, sorry. Certainly not me.
>Who writes an edgy parody of the school song?
Chara does! And, since you asked that question, you probably would too, eh?
>Who gets in trouble for not wearing the uniform?
Kaynposter because goth and rebellious.

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Kinda disappointed but it's cool.
It's actually in Kayn's lore that he refuses to wear proper armor as he believes it only holds him back. So yeah, I can see him disregarding uniform code.

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Only one page with Misaki in the newest AB. Unfortunate, but she'll probably start popping off soon. At least Iruka being adorable, as she's surprisingly been in AB sorta makes up for it.

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Your waifu gets a job where she teaches people.
Is she more likely to teach children or adults?
Work in a big public institution or a more private setting?
Be strict and harsh, or gentle and compassionate?
What topic(s) would she teach?
Would her students think she's a good teacher, or a crap teacher?
Everyone can be a bit of a retard sometimes.
What is your waifu retarded at?
If you lived together, could you teach her to overcome this?
Or, at the very least, could you stop her from embarassing herself?

Thanks, Marikafriend. I could be better, but also much worse. At least I get a front row seat for the downturn of society. Hope things have been better for you.
Send my birthday wishes to Rei.
Tea and stalking/harassing people out of boredom.
We're a lot more connected now than we ever were in medieval times. I do not wish (or expect) for a Mad Max scenario, this world is far too boring to ever become like that. I merely hope for complete economic collapse or total human extinction. Perhaps that's too optimistic. At least we can agree on the aesthetic and atmosphere. And thank you, hopefully I can stick around despite not being quarantined.
Would like to answer questions but it's been too long for me to do these general-themed ones.

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>I merely hope for complete economic collapse
Fuck yeah. I'm hype for that too. I can't wait for this whole money-as-debt fractional reserve thing to shit its pants and die.

Blue eyes I guess heh???

Ive gone as far as to attempt creating a tulpa of her, but of course that didn't work obviously, and knew it wouldn't but still tried

if only.... if only

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>Ive gone as far as to attempt creating a tulpa of her
OH GOD WHY.
For fuck's sake don't do it. Giving your imaginary lover an independent consciousness from you is a can of worms. It takes brainpower, she can use it to disagree with you, she'll get her own passions she wants to pursue, and even then she'll still be imaginary.
Why, exactly, do you want your imaginary lover to run on a different partition of your brain? Because it is most likely not worth it.

I came to the realization that even if it worked it would not be worth it. I was just feeling extra lonely at the time

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Yo, Undyner69er.
Check what I found on pixiv.
pixiv.net/en/artworks/78297500

I hate this cruel, ugly 3DPD world so much.

It's not all that bad. It generated your waifu, and it generated enough of a brain for you to exist and appreciate that waifu.

Ahh yes Pirosuke.
I've saved all their art already.

None of you nerds can find Undyne art I haven't collected

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>Teach children or adults
Rei would likely not teach at all, so I'm not sure which she would prefer. Maybe adults, because they're pretty low-maintenance.
>Big or small
She would probably be a teacher for a big institution, like the district system or whatever that shit is.
>Strict or gentle
She would definitely be more gentle. It's not in her nature to be strict or harsh.
>Topic
Probably science. She's particularly fond of that subject. Probably biology or something relating to life and being a human in general.
>Good or bad
It'd probably be a bit split. She wouldn't be very emotive or emotionally open like the best teachers are, but she wouldn't be an ass like the worst. It would probably be dependent on the person.
>Retarded at
Well just being social is probably the largest thing she's clueless about. Given the theory that she's on the spectrum, the fact she has SPD, and her upbringing, she would probably be the least socially intelligent person of many people.
>Teach her
Well simply interacting with her regularly seems to be doing the trick fine. I'm not really good at teaching people things.
>Stop her from embarrassing herself
I would probably just do most of the social stuff of daily life until she felt comfortable about it. We would start by simply saying please and thank you to the cashier at a store, and go on from there.

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>Is she more likely to teach children or adults?
Children. She's canonically a gym teacher
>Be strict and harsh, or gentle and compassionate?
Strict and harsh.
>Would her students think she's a good teacher, or a crap teacher?
Her students would love her.
>What is your waifu retarded at?
Cooking spaghetti.
>If you lived together, could you teach her to overcome this?
I think I could. But she gets a bit, controlling in every scenario.

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>Is she more likely to teach children or adults?
Adults, Asuka is too impatient for children. At the very least, she would teach highschoolers.
>Work in a big public institution or a more private setting?
Public.
>Be strict and harsh, or gentle and compassionate?
I feel a little bit of both. She'd be a nice teacher, or try to be, but she could also be very harsh if you act up.
>What topic(s) would she teach?
Some sort of science.
>Would her students think she's a good teacher, or a crap teacher?
Depends on whether they behave in her class. Considering it'd be adults, I don't think this is an issue, if it were teenagers, I could see the problem.
>What is your waifu retarded at?
She can make really dumb mistakes and do things without much thought.
>could you teach her to overcome this?
Its just her personality, I don't think there's anything to really fix.
>could you stop her from embarassing herself?
I don't think she'd really embarrass herself that much.

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Ah, that feeling when you're exploring images and you start fighting over where to look and what to click on. That feeling will never get old.

>None of you nerds can find Undyne art I haven't collected
There might be some in the undertale booru not tagged properly. undertale.booru.org/
For example, there is a particularly cursed image on page 48.

That feel when the embodiment of all complex molecular biology on the planet gives you a B+ for growing mushrooms in a jar. Would be hype asf.

Cooking spaghetti with Undyne would also be hype asf.

>Asuka isn't teaching German
Not hype asf sorry

>Is she more likely to teach children or adults?
>Work in a big public institution or a more private setting?
Children, in a peer to peer setting.
>Be strict and harsh, or gentle and compassionate?
I'm thinking neither - more a dispassionate "Here is some knowledge. Accept this knowledge or accept the consequences of your ignorance" kind of way.
>What topic(s) would she teach?
Emotional control. For example, how to amplify your killing intent, or your intent to flirt.
Not a traditional subject, but one well worth teaching.
>Would her students think she's a good teacher, or a crap teacher?
I expect a protegee or two would think she's amazing and everyone else would treat the class as nap hour.
>What is your waifu retarded at?
Making friends. I have to be blunt about that.
>If you lived together, could you teach her to overcome this?
That is an ongoing question with an answer I am unsure of, but we're both in the same vessel in that regard.
>could you stop her from embarassing herself?
No. I expect someone else could, but not me.

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>For example, there is a particularly cursed image on page 48.
I'm calling the police
(also pretty sure ive seen that before too. but I dont save that shit because I hate your waifu)

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