What did she do?

>finally cook a grilled cheese?
>get a boyfriend
>pass as a woman for the first time
>comprehend kant
>get sub 300 pounds
>get a job
>become the first female on r9k
whats your guess?

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She married me.
We're very happy together.

Well it sure as fuck isn't being sub 300 pounds that bitch is a porker.

She made chlorine gas like her German ancestors

why does she larp as a german nationalist so hard when she is from florida??

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To appeal to me, her husband.

Shes Germane

ethically, yes

do you give her back rubs whenever she wants?

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>do you give her back rubs whenever she wants?
Yes, we are very happy together.

what is your favourite quality of your beautiful angel wife audrey? do you go on picnics?

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