/Brutfeel/

makes no sense just leaves you with a dirty greasy toaster

Theres some people that take their toaster in the bath with them so they can have some hot buttery toast in the bath, mental

what is my life. sitting here drinking 190 proof alcohol alternating between peep show clips and poignant night time music.

1363 closed cases
135 recovered (10%)
1228 dead (90%)

Currently doing a poo lads. An exceptionally smelly one

>Cough getting worse
I've got it haven't I

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youre a cute little apu. now get yer bum out for de lads.

Not sure how this will help me

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wathing to catch a predator. you lads fans?

No nancy yank bollocks. I watch Northern Guardians of the Innocent Youth.

was good at the time but its pretty weak compared to modern nonce hunting.
youtube.com/watch?v=AtsSTaixCgY

i dont believe you. post proof. doesnt the butter turn to like a burnt heroin like consistency?

I cook potato waffles in the toaster.

>mention how im amused normies are freaking out
>people then get mad saying i dont have compassion
>get kicked from server

why havent normies given me any compassion for the 20 years of quarantine i've lived in?

Exactly. Why the fuck should I give normies compassion when they've abandoned us and treated us like trash

Well, after edging all night I finally coomed. Lasted two fucking days. I'm just too far gone for no fap.

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no faps fucking retarded anywy

>nofap
Literally pseudo-science with no factual backing

IM AN APUUMERR
AND IM MAKIN IT MIGHTY CLEAR YEAH
THAT IM AN APUUMMERR

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i have the fear. gonna kill myself. got it all set up. i wont post again. will be dead. hanging. ill see you on the other side lads.

>Kikenight returned
Finally, some good fucking posts

>page 7
looks like this thread could use a bump

Been up all night again. I'm fucked.

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do you really need a normal sleep pattern anyway?

Unlucky lad, managed to get 7 hours kip myself. Will be having another blast on DMC4:SE, then a bit of breakfast and tidying I reckon

Thanks for your service user, its important to keep our humble thread at page 1. Because OP fucked up thread name there will be lads who struggle to find it

Same here. I want to have normal day schedule, but on the other hand I have no reason to maintain it.

Not really tbqh.

I'm pretty tired now, gonna watch some ASMR then get some sleeps. Looks like it's another day spent in bed for me waheyy.

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*drags the thread, kicking and screaming, back to the top page*

every morning I wake up praying no one in my family has caught corona

>>Kikenight returned
>Finally, some good fucking posts
Yeah.. i don't think so
He is one of the worst posters ever. Always attention seeking

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>Brutfeel
Anyone else think a new thread should be made?

cant stop thinking about that swede girl from the /britfeel/ podcast yesterday

love a big sweaty wank after waking up
simple as

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m.youtube.com/watch?v=5HbElEqm1TQ

This is terrifying, the malnourishment, the worn faces, the sheer lack of bennies.

Piers Morgan just said bellend on telly

>mum's gone to the supermarket for the first time since lockdown began
Pray for us lads

youtube.com/watch?v=vADIa2ykZNc

Rise and Shine lads

Working from home for the first time today wahey
Just had a wank in the middle of a skype meeting

Second day working from home and my god is it hard to concentrate
Don't massively care about getting lots done as my contract ends in 2 months and they can't check my activity level anyway, but still. Bit boring desu lads

I'm a retailcuck so I have to go outside still desu, at least I can do some shopping before it opens I guess, makes life easier. You lads want owt?

Morning chaps! Nearly pissed the bed this morning, had one of them dreams where I woke up to go the loo, thankfully managed to realise I was in bed before it was too late. Having a nice little cuppa watching the secret life of the zoo. Nice to see some normality return to the thread with wagies moaning

Could do with some fancy bread and salami if you've got time x

Get me a chocolate milk and some pepperoni too dickweed

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Fuck sake is that cunt no deid yet?

I have a telephone interview in 15 minutes and I'm so anxious that I feel physically sick. Why do telephones have to exist? Just send me some questions over email or something.

Hate it when that happens, I woke up to find that I'd pissed on a dinner plate once and had to carefully manoeuvrer it to the sink without spilling any.

If they can't check your activity then why bother doing any work at all?

quit smoking 8 days ago and keep having dreams about fags

I feel you user, phone calls are a massive anx trigger for me too. Email is superior.

I assume at some point they will be checking what I've done. I'm taking it slow, but still need to meet deadlines and w/e

Any other wagies off with 80% of their wages paid by the government?

shirtlifter

I always make sure to have a pad and pen with me when on the phone. Mindless doodling calms my anxiety.

Yep and the company is making up the extra 20 percent for the next month or two. Would imagine that will stop soon coz they arent in the business of charity. Probably gonna lose my job soon too as were already laid off. Fuck it, bennies awaits me. What did you do for your job lid?

On day 8 of coronavirus now, I'd say this is the 2nd worst illness I've ever had, only beaten by appendicitis

I quit 6 months ago and still do la

Mine is making up the extra 20% too, I work in the automotive industry

core love this lads blog i do
cookieplmonster.github.io/2020/03/29/silentpatch-scarface/
im a mong and know nothing about computers but i like reading these nonetheless
wish i could be a clever clogs who fixes stuff

You'll be alright lad, get a pen and paper and write some things down that you're going to say. I get like this too

What does it feel like are kid? Coz I still think I had this shit in jan. no sneezing but holy fuck my chest felt like it was full of glass for about 3 days, body was aching so bad I felt like I had the shit kicked out of me, horrific sweats and fever for a good few days too.