/britfeel/

Really want some sweets.

The guvmint can kiss my arse.

doubt people will riot, too fat, mongy and subdued

Good post, Pentience shall be our word of the day. Pentience is "the action of feeling or showing sorrow and regret for having done wrong; repentance". Let's all try to use it in our lives today, and tomorrow we'll be a word more intelligent.

Getting woke up at 1 in the morning. Don't ever move into a houseshare, regret it big time. The kitchen is messy as fuck and I have to listen to this. youtu.be/jFYitD1DjH0

There has already been riots in Italian prisons

>time.com/5801183/italian-inmates-escape-coronavirus-riots/

Won't be long until the same happens here

>british people rioting
Never gonna happen lad, you got the London riots, and maybe some inner cities will have a little trouble, but we aren't a rioting nation. We aren't France with the revolution colouring our lives. We are a nation of people who have always looked up to authority and doffed our caps to our superiors. In return we get to pretend that their cheeky exploits around the world are ours.

we love a good riot in Norn iron lad

Long over due one as well

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Article I read predicted the pandemic peak will be in late autumn. All we are doing now with this social distancing is delaying the inevitable. The ordeal has barely started lads.

If he doesn't want to do it with you maybe Yasin will ;)))

ere mate I had a proper nice dinner today like kna what a mean bada bing bada boom

IN BACKGROUND:
*haha nice one boss*

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Sorry chum, we English are prone to forgetting about you guys. Maybe the Scots would as well. Not the Welsh though, they're our little bitches who do whatever we say.

Sup lads. Pork joint and roast potatoes dinner coming soon after a couple glasses of wine. How are you NEETlads handling the apocalypse?
NHS as an institution yes. The workers are dumb as shit
Boris and his 3 month shit basically. Also fuck boomers I want to go to the pub.
Based. Also dear government this is merely a joke.

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Worldofbooks is good for second hand books :)

Also for lad in previous thread - Listen to Division Bell. Probably one of my favs

>Do 3 burpees
>Start getting chest pains again

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Hey Boss,
why not ask the lads to send pictures of their dinner, then we can track them down via the gps tags on the image. then we give them a knuckle sandwich, capiche?

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Take your shite tattoos and fuck off you simp.
What would people think if they knew you were bumming a spanish bloke?

Looking for a guest or guests for tonights radio show

Please get in touch ASAP, 2 hours until we're LIVE

Moni#7935

dont worry boss I got him

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Check the used condition on Amazon and world of books are always there.
I got some comfy Clive Barker's from them.
Shit meme
>Bumming a spic
Whattafagolli

Time to wash down that curry with a nice glass of tango wango.

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Track me down, simp

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Who is the co-host now that Ebin is out of the picture?

I want Thana on. Or someone to grill nubs about her rape claim.

Excellent Fucking website that is, got loads of decent books for fuck all on there

Reminder: Do not reply to tripfags, lads

Ring up Zeus.

Nice avatar bro I think the mods will like it.

Whew your farts are gonna stink tonight lad. Will you bottle one and send it to me please?

Ebin is still the co-host

Is Ebin calling in tonight?

are you a named personality here

yeah shes doing it tonight, looks like it'll go live about 8:30 PM GMT

*copy that, over*

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You got it mate. Will call in. 2 hours from now yeah? Speak then.

He doesn't call in, he is the co-host, he's part of the show

The post office only opens when I'm at work
soz

I need you to add me on Discord right now so I am sure you'll be on

er wtf lads?

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Poley why have you changed your trip de lad

another day another shit workout
wish I had more weight...

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omg holy shit bros is this REAL?

>can you keep it down a-a b-bit please. Thank you!
*scuttles back off to bed sweat lashing off my forehead and jowels quivering with rage*

It's temporary, don't sweat it

Is that you help helpy, is that why you had to stay in home tonight?

You were warned to leave your phone at home lad.

Yeah I'm fucking fuming. 250 despite me going outside for exercise and food.

FIT CHAV LADS AVAILABLE TONIGHT

STREAMING 8PM HOT GAY CHAV LADS

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shocked at how comfy it is, shame there isn't a mod to have a dog sat next to you in the truck, heres a screenshot of a nice sunset

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The sisl interior pack has some doggos and people you can have in the cab, it looks too unrealistic tbqh

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cheers lad I'll try it out, still thinking about getting a 100k loan to buy a truck

Alright mate will do. Give me a minute

/ourgirl/ in London
youtube.com/watch?v=zsm6ZPgoNuw

yeah gave that vid a dislike

She's back? Reckon I can get a date with her?

>itv.com/news/2020-03-27/scam-text-tells-people-they-have-been-fined-for-going-out-during-lockdown/

50p in the jar

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FOOKIN DISGUSTIN SORT TH' SEN ART

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Only pikeys will riot and steal which will give me a great excuse to bop one.
Hate their kind I do.

Going out for a bit of allowed walk time with mummy then coming back and watching independence day. Comfy lockdown sunday.

i got a 300 bong fine for not clapping the other day

They used the mic of my phone to detect clapping sounds apparently

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>Alright mate will do. Give me a minute
hurry up

Lol getting sozzled on that free long haul flight wine, atta girl. Shagging her ex boyfriend too, fantastic. Does she still do live streams?

not much reason not to, lad
i didnt take a loan when i played, but when you own a few garages, a few lorries and a few drivers you get more money than you'll ever spend

tried fernbus because i felt like long distance bus driving but it was wank compared to bus sim 18 which is still not as good as ets2
the one i downloaded was from 3 years ago mind, i hear its improved since then

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Sounds nice. You doing the 2 metres rule or are you both fit and well?

>Sir Robert Bryson Hall II[a] (born January 22, 1990), known professionally as Logic, is an American rapper, singer, songwriter, record producer and author

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Imagine using Yas Forums for casual sex.
Getting caught doing it.
Then claiming it's because you were raped.

No how are we going to hold hands if we are two metres apart?

>"Sir" is part of his name, not an honorific title

lmao

lads I'm worried, this social distancing shit could last until they come up with a vaccine or some shit, I'm meant to go to uni in september, am I even going to be able to live on campus? will freshers week even be a thing? how am I gonna get a shag now?

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They fired Sal in Mad Men. What the fuck.
Can't believe they fucked him over like that.

flampkin bampkin your using way too many napkins

you lads keep banging on about some cunt claiming rape constantly, will you lot please shut up about it, every fucking thread and now this will spark a massive argument like it does in every.fucking.thread

Chilling in bed on my phone right now. Will say hello next time I get up and go to my computer

We're fine, I'll be pushing people off the path if they get too close to mummy
SHUT UP

>uni in september

Your lectures will be online. We'll be in lockdown until Jan at the minimum.

There's not going to be a vaccine fren

Idk about you but I'm looking for real love on Yas Forums. Not on this board though, it's full of spacks

>Britnormie regularly converses with an unashamed paki paedo

#noncenest

So he will be there?

I don't think you understand, Moni told you to hurry up.
Do as you are told.