"user, come to bed. Let's make love."

"user, come to bed. Let's make love."

wat do/

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Grab that toy, shove it down her mouth and fuck her senseless

Get pegged, it's like one of my top fetishes.

What's the appeal, are you 100% straight?

Absolutely anything sexual you do with the opposite sex is 100% straight.

Absolutely anything sexual you do with the same sex is 100% gay.

Fucking a femboy in the ass = 100% gay, 0% straight.
Being fucked by a girl in the ass = 0% gay, 100% straight.

Because I like ass-play but men are fucking disgusting. It's completely straight because it's with a woman, also a lot of people into it like Futa too but that shit is gross to me

I'd rather it be a real benis tbqh

originally this

also this

rip that strapon off and punch her in the ovaries

>Futa
>gross
You majestic faggot.

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Does being tied up appeal to you?

uhhhhhhh fucking hot

I suppose to an extent but I'd have to be comfortable with my partner to do it.

i wish that were me. anyone else?

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Girls have such a smooth skin and nice smell after they shower.

The weight and the warmth of their bodies when they're on top of you, boobs pressing against your back is so good. Never moved into pegging from that, but damn makes me miss my ex-gf.

You could really make a spectacle of someone in the age of the internet.

Let her turn me into her little bitch boy and cum from it.

I don't get what you're trying to say here but okay.

Ride that strap-on like a bronco.

>tfw girl will never do this to you

lolno. penetrating is manly, being penetrated is womanly

Fucking a femboy in the ass = 0% gay, 100% straight.
Being fucked by a girl in the ass = 100% gay, 0% straight

Can't argue with nature

getting pegged is a fucking dream seriously. Wish there were cuter girls in porn pegging dudes

being womanly = gay
cool logic user. good to see you've gone past the genius mark user

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WHAT THEe3E FUGGGG

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men acting womanly is gay. absolutely true

I wish the dudes were cute

maybe you should study more. pick up a book or something

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I have a GF that pegs me
Best relationship I ever had

I kind of agree, idc about the dudes personally but it kind of bothers me when they're gross looking. I will sometimes autistically save pegging webms from /gif/ and crop the videos so I don't have to see most of the guys body or face

personally I don't want to watch gross buff dudes or ugly men getting pegged, because it's much harder to empathize with those.
I want to see cute skinny twinks.

fag, stay away from my doms

>fag
no
I don't want to do anything with twinks, I want to BE the twinks

yeah, that's my point. staAY AWAY

XY + XX = not homosexual = not gay.
XY + XY = homosexual = gay.

Fucking brainlet.

are you one of the gross manly men?

Call policeman. There is an intruder in my house.

Yes, and I absolutely want to get my ass slammed by a cute girl

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i went to see a femdom, with a similar body to Op's pic. she put on slutty black lingerie stuff, tied me to her bed, and pegged me for almost an hour, made me cry, made my body shake while i started to cum. was the most amazing intense sexual thing i ever felt. i could never go back to just regular stuff after that. i wish more women were into this stuff, its a chore to find cool sexy women who are open to new things, in between Must Worship Chaaaaaaad

>getting fucked in the ass isn't gay
fucking hell, the delusion

Yes, the delusion of observing the truth based on logic and objective, rational criteria.

As opposed to the enlightenment of "ass gay, Krunk no like, women gay, Krunk sex Ogg boy butt not gay, ooga booga".

so if you do anal with a girl she's gay because you're fucking her in the ass?

No because being penetrated is in accordance with female nature

Tear out the implants underneath her tits.

Prometheus 3

By what standards? Because you just said so?

What of any other act performed by a female? Is it gay then to kiss a woman? To get the succ? To take a dump? To breathe? Where's the limit and who set it, you?

Or what if is analyzed is the act itself, then is it not gay to kiss a dude because that's just male nature anyway? You make no sense.

>being penetrated is in accordance with female nature
based on this i'd think you think penetrating is in accordance with male nature. if this is the case then by your logic a girl using a strap-on is gay as well, right? thought if the female is doing what male is supposed to do she would be exerting male nature and the dude being penetrated would exert female nature. there are not 2 male natures in play so it shouldn't be gay because gay doesn't mean male being feminine but male x male

Is it gay if you shove a finger up the ass? If masturbation is gay, then jerking off is gay. You are literally jacking some dude off, so it's gay.

So now if you add the opposite sex, a woman, it becomes MORE gay????

You're a brainlet.

>doing exercise and losing a little weight so that I would feel more attractive being pegged
>will never actually get to do it

If she wanted to, I would. I'd never initialize it, though. I find it hot as fuck, but it'd probably be painful and messy. Pegging porn usually makes it look boring, too, unless it's BDSM, which I find cringey. I think the problem is she's not getting stimulated. If only it were a real dick, but alas...

Honey use the bad dragon one, I graduated from that tiny thing years ago.

By the standard of any reasonable person. Women are penetrated and men penetrate

Yes women using a strap on is gay regardless of who they're penetrating. It's unnatural

I really don't want my ass involved in anything sexual ever.

>dodging questions
i see what you're doing user. if you want to make your opinion heard, make it sound believable and back it up properly next time.

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>Masturbating is the same as jacking off a man
Lol and you have the audacity to call me a brainlet

Not sure which question you're talking about. Women penetrating is unnatural and so is men being penetrated. Kissing, fondling, etc. is a gray area

My gf wants to do this to me and I'm really intruiged but also scared. Should i let her do?

oh sorry i thought i had included another question in my post. but anyway nothing you're describing as gay is gay at all. it has nothing to do with what is natural and what isn't. gay means partners of the same sex which isn't the case here.

sure why not. there's nothing to lose

Because masturbation isn't gay, therefore any act performed for masturbation won't become gay when doing it with a woman.

So yes, you're a brainlet, you don't get even get the point despite how clear it is.

By reasoning, which makes me a reasonable person, I say it's not gay. Now me, as I've clearly shown, I can prove my point with proofs and facts.

But you can't.

>actually caring if it's gay or not
If it's gay then I'm the fruitiest fucker here. I don't give a shit.

Is it Wednesday already?