/britfeel/

I was but my drinking is gone way up since lockdown started lads
Paki shop? Best way to pick up covid lad, you know their hygiene is shit.
Sunny skies here but windy af. Hope the lockdown doesn't get too much worse I want to go out for walks in April.

Cont from last thread
So I am now a qualified physics and maths teacher (teaching was one of the few things I actually did really well in 18-25; got the top grade in my cohort). I like helping working class lads with maths and physics and feel like it is improving their chances.

The workload with teaching is phenomenal; used to work until like 1 am a couple of nights just to frantically get shit done. It's not difficult work; there's just a lot of it. 40% of the trainee science teachers dropped out despite many of them having firsts from Russell group unis. I got a 2:1 in my degree but my mentors seemed to like me for some reason. Could just be because there's a dearth of physics teachers and they sort of need me right now.

However, people don't like/respect teachers that much. They think we're all losers who get loads of holidays or dumbasses who couldn't make it in academia and that we're just glorified childminders or that our jobs will be replaced by computers/youtube within the next decades.

The first criticism is bullshit but the last one may be true. Teaching might not be a career in the UK a couple of decades. There are lot of very well paying and interesting jobs in private boarding schools abroad that would be cool to get; a lot of single teachers without kids leave the UK for those jobs. Reckon as a qualified physics teacher i would have a good shot.

On the other hand I have found out from careers advice that I would be qualified for a role as 'education and training officer'; you train up normal soldiers into being officer material. I am used to teaching good council estate lads maths and physics. I love boxing and fitness so why not?

Seems like being an army officer would be interesting and get a lot more respect.

For me it's the banana flake

summer is basically cancelled lad, not that I'd even care if it wasn't

>schools replaced by homeschooling online
Will never happen. Half of the point of teachers is to act as child minders while the parents are at work.

*Begins lynching the local Apus after Gazza was brutally murdered*

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Haha yeah mate proper fascinating that *turns up the volume on the radio AND the TV in the lounge*

Kinell lads just got back from my big shop and my body is fucked. Had an enormous backpack full to the brim, a second back pack on my front and two full shopping bags, cant even lift my arms

>Will never happen. Half of the point of teachers is to act as child minders while the parents are at work.
Yeah I know that but you can get one teacher to mind a class of 50 who are all at computers working through online question exercises and watching instructional videos. That's the future of education tbqh lad.

The kids I taught learn a lot from youtube videos; they are so used to watching them. You'll just have one teacher or minder going round and helping them do work on the computer.

desu teaching is shit now cause parents won't discipline their kids. General public also think learning is dumb desu with stupid shit like "why does math matter if a bricklayer makes 50k a year! Unis a waste of time etc."

>have to make 60 bong last me till the end of the quarantine

It's not that i hate teachers, I just hate the education system. Fair play to you though, I admire the patience and people skills of a good teacher.

To be fair the weather is a bit cold ATM lad. Once it gets better I wanna go on comfy walks again. I do resistance band workouts at home but I miss the outside
>10k word paper
Is this your Uni undergrad Diss lad or are you a postgrad. The Diss isn't too bad once you plan out the structure then you can do a comfy few hundred words a day.
Soldiers would be dumb as shit but if you are around teenagers all the time you are used to it. Don't follow the money do what makes you happy lad.
Lockdown will be over by Summer lad wtf you talking about?
Got groceries coming soon lads. First time they are doing home delieveries in a while.

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Ah I see, that's depressing.
I'd jump ship into private teaching asap. Better behaved children, smaller classes, more resources, higher pay.

If the quarantine is about a month that's doable, you're fucked if it lasts longer though

we dont wanna be their fren
youtube.com/watch?v=McBxnX-1FKc

Might buy the sims 4 for 9bong lads

where did all his muscles go
why is his throat so sore

>tv still showing film trailers
>no one's allowed to go to the cinema
Kek

He's still muscular, just wearing baggy clothes.
The guy does mad roids.

youtube.com/watch?v=8_ab2a1Q21U

happy sunday ladssss

youtube.com/watch?v=khW5leL19SA

Yeah I'm diss lad. It's not going too lad I suppose. I'm on 1.5k words and it's due on May 7th. I'm doing it a chapter at a time, so 3 of those. Thing is I don't care and have no motivation so as a result it's crappy. Doesn't help that the uni have said that however bad it is, we'll get a grade that reflects our averages

>nier replicant remaster announced
based
only vidya to be excited for

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>still due
Really? Might want to check that.

>Soldiers would be dumb as shit but if you are around teenagers all the time you are used to it. Don't follow the money do what makes you happy lad.
That's the thing. I am a qualified teacher with a lot of experience teaching those sort of lads. You train as a regular officer first; a lot of fitness and strength training along with leadership and military strategy. Then it's up to you train and help the guys who left school at 16 but are moving up the ranks to make them officer class. Seems cool.

So fucking ill lads. This is pure suffering. My face and head hurts.

>still due
How do you mean lad?

I don't watch TV, what's it like at the moment? Is it full of reruns from the 70s because all the new shows are on hiatus? Are the ad breaks nothing but hand washing tutorials?

They would tear any soft lads apart. Youd last 5 minutes.

>Xenoblade Definitive Edition announced

Might need to buy a Switch now...

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I couldnt find any home delivery slots for the next month. Tbh I dont need it though, I am capable of carrying shit, essential workers and vulnerable folks should be the only ones getting it

Uni assignments are still due mate, some have just offered an extension.

>amazon are quoting end of April for non-essential deliveries
>suddenly my headphone cable starts malfunctioning

Great, I guess I'll just neck myself then

Uni has been cancelled. No exams, no deadlines.
How can anyone be expected to finish a dissertation under these conditions, with all this stress and worry? You need to care for loved ones.

Uni should be lenient cos of coronavirus desu lad.
Unis are still open just classes are virtual now lad
As long as you are okay with training Israel's next for the meat grinder

Alright lads, how do I send 2g of weed in the post. Desperate times call for desperate measures. All brain boxes report in

>They would tear any soft lads apart
Kek. Most of the officers are like public schoolboys. A lot from the famous ones like Harrow, Winchester and Rugby.

Also, I'm not extremely tough but I'm not weak either. Training boxing for 2 years now. Also, the RAF, which is what i'm looking into specifically, is pretty different.

why is it that women can't wink? Whenever a woman attempts to wink she just does an exaggerated blink instead

in a baggy in a heat sealed nylon bag

smellproof bag, wash it, package it and send it.

Unfortunately you see mate, university is a big huge bullshit scam and it's still going ahead. Funny thing is other modules assignments that aren't as important as dissertations are being pushed back a whole month. Our dissertation deadlines were pushed by 5 days.
I think they will be more lenient in marking

If you're training up NCOs to become Officers then you're going to have a tough time. I doubt you'd be stationed at Sandhurst.

Sainsbury's offered it for free lad
Is Argos not open lad? You can get some decent budget Sony headphones.

Some live shows have been replaced by repeats and there are adverts by the sickly bald fella telling people to stay indoors.

Right. Good ideas. Is there any household packaging I can use instead of having to buy some?

For the main army you train initially at Sandhurst. For the RAF and Navy it's very different.

lad deliver it yourself, just drop it through their letterbox

ziploc/sandwich bag?

Cough up some phlegm into a tissue then wrap the tissue around the weed to mask the smell

Gonna put some bacon on, praying my bread hasn't gone off.

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Wanted to get some pasta from the shops but it was all gone, the shelves were empty.
Alas! Where shall I get my pasta now?

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I wish I was able to go to the gym but I also feel comfy knowing my gym nemesis is probably suffering right now
Maybe he's dead who knows

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got a 5kg bag on route

Nah can't, too far mate
Reckon you could seal that with heat?

you tried the off license lad?

all the supermarkets are all cleared out but most of the off licenses i've been to are still stocked for that.

You're not going to be teaching public schoolboys fresh from uni.

For some reason pasta is like fucking gold dust right now, I have no idea why people went so mad for it. The meat and veg aisles are mostly recovered now but the pasta aisle is still empty

Just pick the mouldy bits off thats what I do never had any issues *shits self*

Do you literally sit there on your own wishing hurt on some random cunt at your gym? Sad and creepy as fuck

pasta is a prep food. it stays fresh for a long time

Because it lasts a long time and people thought they'd be stuck in/no food for a long time. Pasta would last one a long time if you couldn't go out

No pasta or chicken in weeks lads. Fucking wiped every time I go to the shops

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no, the thought just popped in my head and I thought i'd share it
i'm also about to eat a veggie pizza with tobasco
problem?

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>You're not going to be teaching public schoolboys fresh from uni.
Kek no. But I would train with them initially. After training, things would be different; officer training is quite demanding. Soldiers are used to being bossed about by rugby playing public school boys anyway.

Also, I'm from I guess a lower middle class family but I went a VERY working class/underclass school. There were fights and a couple of stabbings. I'm used to that kind of culture.

What is the difference between NCO and officers?

my britishfeel days are done, cheers for the laughs lads
time to move on

See you after lunch you slag.

No he doesn't, he just posts about it because he wants us to think hes so ZANY, INTERESTING and UNIQUE

>tfw actually like having smokers breath

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Are there any world food supermarkets round yours? If so maybe check there, theres a place in my city that sells rice and pasta and dried beans in massive bags for very cheap and consistently has stock

>A non-commissioned officer (NCO) is a military officer who has not earned a commission

army.mod.uk/who-we-are/our-people/ranks/
"Soldier ranks" show the list of NCOs, Sergeants, Corporals, Privates etc. aren't commissioned officers.

>tfw, still just eating ready meals

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A commission is when you're formally appointed as an officer from an academy like Sandhurst. Non-commissioned officers usually obtain their position of authority by promotion through the enlisted ranks. In contrast, commissioned officers usually enter direct from a military academy, and are often expected to have a university degree.

>coffee
>roll up

Thats breakfast and lunch sorted lads

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Got the world cup lined up on Fifa. Had a difficult qualifiers but I took Solvenia through.
2026 is the year the slavs take the world cup

I can get chicken sometimes, bacon seems to be aplenty where I live, guess no one eats it round here.

Not seen any mince or beef or pork for 2 weeks, just want to make a fucking stew or spicy pork rice

>my britishfeel days are done
>will be back in a couple of weeks.

Just remember lad you're here forever.

youtube.com/watch?v=RleE--HDBiU

Ian Watkins?

Got it. So COs are imperial gentlemen LARPers

>parents fighting again
Canny wait til it's all over

Unfortunately nothing, just my local Morrie's

bacon and sausages are fine yeah, as are steaks
it's just fucking chicken and beef

I like to call this the Colonial Breakfast, given from the fact that tobacco and coffee were harvested persistently by colonial figures on expeditions. Use it if you like lad.

>Basildon
Fucking hell.

Found this video of a horse getting rekt by a car. real good shit lads

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COs don't have active combat roles, they're like the management of the military. They sit behind a desk or on a ship and give orders.
NCOs are the ones on the front lines.

You can't really go from NCO to CO, that's not the standard promotion route.

Southampton lad?
Origifi

I've eaten my own cum every day for 10 years. I think it's delicious. You probably a bad diet.

>imperial gentlemen LARPers
imperial gentlemen yes. Larpers... eh... Public schoolboys are surprisingly pretty hard lad. Big mad rugby playing lads. Also officer training at Sandhurst is famously tough.

*takes a deep, deep breath*
PEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEDDDDDOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

So this yea?

Nah lad, norf fc land

seems more worried about the horse that the lifeless body of her friend

Horse took it like a champ lad, didn't even fall over

How the hell are they all unscathed?
Why doesn't the other rider check her mate on the floor?
Why does the 4x4 driver just fuck off? What a cunt.

Other way around for me. It has been impossible to buy chicken for 2 weeks where I live, people apparently love it. All meat was out of stock for about a week, but now mince/pork/lamb are possible to buy, but chicken is still being stockpiled by people first thing in the morning.