Mandatory Degeneracy Inspection

Everyone here is required to post their results of the test to ensure that you are qualified. Maximum amount of points you can have before being unquaified is 70. My score was 54, which is an improvement from being a cyborg to a fully fledged robot.

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Pineapple pizza fuck jannies

Impressive, how could I one day become an apprentice like yourself?

10. I wish the category names were more insulting as I most definitely do not deserve the title "Wizard". Wizard implies knowledge and skill of arcane spells and enchantments, whereas I have honed in on nothing but self-pity and masturbation.

Here it is. What is my prize?

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last time i tested i was 94, now i am 111.

I was at my lowest point around 2 years ago when I used Yas Forums a fuck ton(i think i was somewhere around a 65 or something)

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I thought I got a little better since the last time I did this, guess not

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>111
I hate your entire existence.

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Most of this comes down to
>Good genetics in appearance
>Hypochondria
>Studying like mad for fear of failure, often up to 80% of my total (not just waking) hours
>Lifting in solitude

Just be yourself.

Don't be like Ben Affleck

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desu i'd probably be even higher if i wasnt a kissless virgin with no gf

>68
tfw only keeping 'qualified' to stay by mantletking size and avoidancy

54 down 2 since the last one

A life time of misery!
Remember: You're Here Forever

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I come here to laugh at you autistic tards.

Slut tbdesu

I did get points for everything on the green column

Hows it hanging fellow robots ;)

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Fuck off of my board you colossal faggot

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Looks like I just about make the passing grade

I got 107 and I'm hoping that I can improve once this corona thing is over.

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Do whatever you want user, just stay away from here or that's never gonna happen.

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I think I have 0 on the social section haha

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I got 143, I come to this board for the same reason people go to the zoo like Yeah it's not hard, next step should be to leave this shithole permanently

I feel I owe a debt to this board, I'm here to help.

As long as you don't post outside of this thread, enjoy your stay

But I honestly find this stuff entertaining, also usage has in increased since I came home from uni and got stuck at home.

Admission is free!

Unless those numbers start dropping you wont be able to

They used to be a lot lower.

138 but i'm a tranny so that's gotta count against me somewhere right?

>have children you're proud of: 1 singular point
What a retarded test.
The point of the zoo is not to hop in the cages and wait for other people to also hop in so you can talk to them.

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Accepting e-GF applications.

80 my dudes
social column's a fucking wreck though

>138
54 point OP speaking, from one tranny to another you are disgusting. Please never return you vile creature

i want orbiters and attention thoughhhhhhhhh

29, >I failed life! Lole!! Lole!! Lole1!

Then fuck off to discord, reddit, tumblr, etc. You are literally more powerful than a Stacy. If I see you make another post here, I sincerely hope you trip and fall down from the very top of a stair well and choke on your own blood.

>6
>Visit doctor regularly for my congenital problems
>Not attracted to under 15s
>No tabletop gaming - nobody to play it with
>No criminal record
What is it like outside this existence?

but quarantine is so boring and i want to interact with all the robots !
pretty nice desu

You could change 2 of those, try harder.

I can't really move too easily, so I have little agency in not going to the doctor. If anything, it helps with the chronic pain so I may as well go.
I also have no motivation to commit crimes. What's the point? Can barely walk to do it either.

I pray you end up doxxed or with psycho Bianca-tier orbiter

65 i guess give or take a few points because i probably fucked up somewhere

I took this the other day and got 32. I don't know how half the faggots here can get 100 but still think they fit in somehow.

I mean, with a little effort you could change all of those and drop to fucking zero, it's just a matter of if that's actually a good idea

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I descend like 10-20 points everytime i take the test
Lole!

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Normalfaggots begone. 22yo KHHV here to uplift my robot brothers and REEEEE out anyone else.

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18 What do I win? If anyone scores higher then 30 they shouldnt be here.

138 EZ. My only struggles in life are that I live in a world almost entirely populated by lesser beings. I feel no empathy, I have never loved anyone (lmao at the simps with oneitis), and most people are drooling idiots which makes for terrible conversation.

The tabletop gaming would require friends. A 0 is therefore impossible.
Also I'm not attracted to under 15s because I developed a fetish for older men (thugs, ideally) raping me in groups, often with STDs to embarrassingly give me. These thoughts are often a mix of human and kemono/barazoku characters. It will never happen probably, but it's about as far removed from minors as possible.
Falling is not fun.

>I feel no empathy, I have never loved anyone
user that sounds like a terrible life! don't you have friends that you love and want to see grow as people? are you just patrick bateman?

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88. I used to be a cyborg a few years ago, I guess I still have a chance but sometimes I am not sure if I even want to make it

90, but I have actual autism and a complete lack of any romantic/sexual experience at 23

Intellectually I care about them and want them to be happy, successful, etc, but emotionally I don't really feel anything. I've given this a lot of thought; if one of them got hit by a bus tomorrow I would dislike the situation but I would not cry about it. The same holds for my parents (I view them as more or less as my former landlords who I'm socially obligated to talk to) and my brother (who I view more or less as a tenant in another apartment).

As a less dramatic example: I was very good friends with my roommate in college. We roomed together for two years, had at least one meal together every day, shared all the same friends. He and I graduated the same time, moved to different places, and I have texted him maybe twice since then. Because he wasn't around, he essentially stopped existing. Similar acts of falling off the face of the earth has also occured for all the girls I have dated. The only reason why I still interact with any of my old friends in because we're still in a group chat together.

>are you just patrick bateman?

No, Bateman is not a very good depiction, though I do have very strong sadistic desires. If I picture beating someone, particularly someone I do not like, with a wrench my whole body feels a shock that can probably be best described as "pleasure".

I always get 47 or something when i do these so i wont even bother.

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It hit me hard to not do a single point on the mental one

>I TRIED SO HARD AND GOT SO FARRRRR, BUT IN THE END, IT DOESN'T EVEN MATTEEE3EERRRRRR.

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>33
I don't see it changing anytime soon either.

>trying to be a robot
>still getting such shit numbers
Some people just weren't meant to be living disappointments user, sorry man