>be me >four years ago >bald, fat, khv >spend hours a night fapping to classmates Instagram >one night fapping to pic related >getting off on him fucking her because while I watch because its more realistic than me >coom >post nut clarity makes me disgusted with myself >look at myself in the mirror >realize Im a literal cuck >make a vow to myself that I will fuck pic related >read fit sticky >start stronglifts >start couch to 5k >eat nothing but lean protein fruit and vegetables >weight flies off >year goes by >Im in shape but still not having any luck with women >realize I have to do more >hair transplant >spot reduction lipo >new wardrobe >2 years later run into pic related on campus >she doesnt recognize me >when she finally does she says I look great >that night I went home and pulled up her Instagram >started fapping for the first time in a long time >this time IM fucking her >im railing her little pussy out shes begging for more >coom >look in the mirror >not ashamed
Looks maxxing changed my life. Why havent you looksmaxed user?
Isn't this joke in one of the Yas Forums banners ?
Nathan Hernandez
Joke? Bro Im 6 foot 195 at 9% body fat. Got a full head of hair and a beard. I mog you to oblivion
Jacob Sullivan
the ending is lmao but I do unironically plan on doing this. My parents may have given me shit genetics but I refuse to be forever cursed to ugliness. Though I am gay so I guess I'll be doing it a bit differently from you. Regardless, I wish everyone luck on their journies.
>you prob do desu, but i dont want any association
You're a nobody and you will always be a nobody this isn't a secret little club you pedorast catamite
Know your place worm
Josiah Cook
Looks max user. Then you will know how it feels to truly coom to her instagram account
Adrian Baker
Did you go to northside high? Also Ive already had a kid, I just randomly login in here caused i use to frequent this place. Then that pic caught my eye
Dylan Garcia
Shut the fuck up bitch before me and my homie crack you in your shit
Jacob Bennett
you went to northside high?
Cooper Stewart
Because i'm neet with poor discipline and I already had trouble finding a job before, now it's going to be impossible for the next few months until this corona thing blows over
Sebastian Howard
Yes I know exactly who you are lmfao dont worry though Ill keep it on the hush
John Ortiz
Reminds me of that header post "Ever since I got Yas Forums I feel worthy of masturbating to more attractive anime girls"
Anyway I almost always imagine some other guy fucking girls when I fap, mostly because I hate my 5x4.5 penis
Blake Gray
Suck a fat cock you homo I've got my AR-15 to drop you on sight faggot
Dominic Scott
You wont bust and you know it
Kevin Lewis
Thanks, I would appreciate that this shit making me nervous
Lucas Rogers
OP she will never ever fuck you in real life That pretty bad actually because you can bet she has fucked around a lot and cheated on every bf she's ever had and will NEVER fuck you.
Jaxson Perez
>start stronglifts nice good job. more basement dwellers need 2 do this
Juan Wood
Because I noticed that way uglier, fatter guys than me were still getting laid. I'm just a mentally damaged fuck that is incapable of establishing any kind of emotional connection with anyone. Nobody ever has wanted me around even when I'm actively trying to socialize.
I think it's finally time to kms.
Isaac Perez
On my mom's nigga got the 5.56 to turn your body ice cold
Christopher Collins
None of this happened and you are still fat and bald
Noah Rivera
I'll still be a turbo manlet after going to the gym
Bentley Morgan
>bit fucking autistic/awkward since an adolescent >developed self-blame issues among other things through my teens regarding the lack of closure in my first relationship >basically went from a bradlet in training to unhygenic quasimodo school shooter in the span of half a decade >dropped out of school because... fuck, everything they were teaching wasn't what i needed, and if i was going to live more than a couple years more, i'd need to pause life and fix myself >literally got to the point where i was ashamed at glancing at myself in the mirror >built myself an ironclad life philosophy that even reason-pilled me against suicidal ideation >started fixing my posture toward the end of that (starting to focus on body, not mind) >started mma 2 years ago
every time i look in the mirror i see the bradlife i threw away in self pity. i am no longer ashamed, i am hungry to reclaim what i never allowed myself.
>built myself an ironclad life philosophy that even reason-pilled me against suicidal ideation please attempt to tell us this
Aaron Wilson
ill mog your butthole you wussy faggot
Joseph Phillips
It's honestly a waste of time. I spent 3 years wasted in the gym getting fit as fuck. You can't help being autistic, even if it looks like you're a chad. Women can smell it from miles away. Plus the issue with being looksmaxxed is that you attract the worst kind of foids who only care if you're a hottie.
Brody Kelly
>tfw 5'9" slayer It never even began for you. Talk to me when you can literally get stopped on the street by women asking for your phone number.
Joseph Murphy
>fake leg kick followed by right hook to spinning elbow >follow perfect combo with brutal knee to the face >you collapse >I stand over your motionless body >devastating ground and pound >you have a seizure >my wife yells "stop it" >I kick you in the face >you wallow in pool of your own blood and cartilage
meanwhile I go home with my young wife. I set her on the bed. she is nervous. blushing. I then make gentle yet firm love to her. I explode inside of her. she's pregnant. she grows extremely close to the baby.
yeah. I'd say you fucked with the wrong guy
Aaron Torres
Other than the gay part (sorry I'm a homophobe lol) I really respect your decision to better yourself depsite the hand you've been dealt.
What I would say to you and all the others doing this is, don't do it with women (or men) in mind. I found it much easier to stick to my routines when I made women a bonus rather than the main goal.
So what exactly do you have to show for all that hard work and money spent? Better jerk off fantasies?
Nolan Edwards
I have a chiseled bod and the satisfaction of knowing I mog you virgins to oblivion. Plus she definitely wanted to fuck I just didnt pull the trigger
Adrian Long
Where are your leg muscles?
Nathaniel Green
well as far as the suicide bit goes its mostly based around missed opportunities if you go through with it. part of the philo is that life is merely a series of experiences and one should try to pack their limited lifespan with as many positive experiences as possible while enduring the negative. At the end of the day, every single fuckin organism on this planet has an expiration date and we have Z E R O clue about any possibility of anything afterwards; in other words your life is all you get, so make the most of what's available because as far as we know, you get nothing else. learn from the past, focus on the present, quantify your reasonably ideal future. (i'm a massive practitioneer of bayesian theory/probability - even before i learned it was estabilished over a hundred years ago)
not too sure if that really can help you wrap your head around it but i hope so, if you need more to understand some facets of it LMK, im more than willing. one other thing i learned while forming it was that if you can believe in your beliefs with your entire being, without doubt or hesitation - that alone makes it a dozen times more effective
good to know a young nigga user here changed his life. thanks for writing this my lad
Adam Green
>one other thing i learned while forming it was that if you can believe in your beliefs with your entire being, without doubt or hesitation - that alone makes it a dozen times more effective actually i need help with this. how do you get this?
Julian Sanders
>I'm just a mentally damaged fuck that is incapable of establishing any kind of emotional connection with anyone. Buddy imma let you in on a little secret - there's no such thing as an "emotional connection". Just make a normal connection without all that fake shit like trying to be "true" and "genuine" and "authentic" and "yourself" and it'll be just as good as everyone else's and make you happy.
>You can't help being autistic, even if it looks like you're a chad. Women can smell it from miles away. Autism = not picking up on social cues Women smelling you = a social cue If you gaf about women smelling you, you aren't autistic, stop larping. Also, stop caring what women want. lel top kek
>suicide wastes opportunity good >how do you get this? Some people choose their desires. I prefer to let my desires choose me. In my philosophy you already know exactly what you want, Just admit then. Then everything follows logically. In my case, it's to fuck everything that moves. The feminazis hate me. The tradnazis hate me. When I look in a mirror I hate myself. So I just don't look in mirrors and I'm quite self-confident.
No way bro. You have to earn the right to fap to her
Isaac Cruz
Christ man it seems like you didn't win much if your whole journey chemically led you back to fapping to this girls pics because you had a ten second interaction...
Nicholas Nelson
And what right did you earn you pathetic cuck? Give her fucking info now
>making them enjoy your presence You can't "make" someone do anything. And you certaintly can't "make" a woman "like" you. All you can do is plant seeds and ensure they get adequate soil and water and sunlight. And sometimes, but not always, for no reason at all ... they will grow.
P.S. Even God can't make someone love Him. That's why we have Free Will.
>I honestly think this guy has some kind of disorder, some days he tries to be helpful while others he's an obnoxious braggart That's called being human. It's normal when women change their minds, and men change their minds too.