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The important thing is that you're a good person lads. Not how high your IQ is

I wouldn't say I'm a good person. I often fuck up friendships.

Ok then you have things to work on. Do you fuck them up out of spite, greed, insecurity? What happens?

*deliberately coughs on several Apus*

theres a watermark up here and im absolutely disgusted by it

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>me: [10:07] morning
>>her: [12:25] morning
>it's past 12!
>>lols been up since 6:30
>>if you think I sleep that late...
>without me to make sure you get up, maybe
>>might take a nap after lunch though
>you're not still working are you?
>>working? it's a saturday
>...
>what have you been up to?
>>surfing the net, watching youtube
>anything good?
>>no just some variety shows

Are women really worth the effort?

>>chest is tight and Im shivering
what are you gona do ?

Historically; envy and poor commitment.

>>me: [10:07] morning
>>>her: [12:25] morning
>>it's past 12!
>>>lols been up since 6:30
>>>if you think I sleep that late...
>>without me to make sure you get up, maybe
>>>might take a nap after lunch though
>>you're not still working are you?
>>>working? it's a saturday
>>...
>>what have you been up to?
>>>surfing the net, watching youtube
>>anything good?
>>>no just some variety shows
>Are women really worth the effort?

Big boobies?

I am not a good person. I am narcissistic, angry and resentful. I desire fame, power and admiration, but I am too stupid, cowardly, distracted and lazy to do anything great.

I also fuck up friendships.

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only went and posted in the old thread didn't i

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Might join the army, navy, raf or french foreign legion lads. Either that or I might kill myself. My wasted life. Fucking retard I shuold jsut fucking kill myself i hate the world and especially me didie eiieieidie i hate myself kill idie

you lads should be friends

running out of weed and my weedman is getting nervous about these stop and searches ughhhhhh this plague sucks

>could have a gf just like this if I didn't fuck it up

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I dunno about you guys, but onlyfans etc is huge where I am and they all call themselves sex workers and go on about how it's real work.

In my day prostitutes were sex workers and they were all crackhead scum. Why is it something to be proud of now?

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that looks like a 12 year old boy

ok we get it lad

You hate your life

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gooks, chinks and nips are disgusting

no, now it's all narcissistic thots lookin to make a quick buck of desperate incels

Can't wait til this is all over. Currently looking for work to get out the house. Family driving me fucking mental recently. Me dad keeps harassing me, everyone keeps arguing. Might print CVs and walk into shops. The old fashion way.
That or agency tbqh.

I'm starting to hate my mum lads. This woman I used to respect is going full conspiritard, has strong opinions on things she knows nothing about, while mocking people just like her.
I think she's losing it and its making me sad to see her degenerate so, but she seems pretty cognitive, so I actually just think she's a retard.

>Might print CVs and walk into shops.
You fucking serious lad?

join the navy the fitness requirements are less than the army and you get to see more of the world

if they have to convince everyone that there's some sort of nobility in what they do it's usually a shameful profession. same thing happens with single mothers, fat women, career women etc.

lmao, just apply for the NHS or a supermarket online you tit

Getting a bit chumba lads. Need to organise my eating patterns and plan instead of just eating.
Need to run more too tbqh but my muscles are getting stronger.

Forgot I had a pizza in the oven. Ristorante as well. Been in 30 minutes. Luckily I didn't pre-heat so it's not too burnt.

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hope they're paying their taxes

Pretty sure NHS is recruiting volunteers, doubt they get paid. And applying online for jobs is fucking retarded. Some 45 minute exam just to get auto binned due to volume.
You sound like a NEET sperg anyway, doubt you've worked a day in your life.

good chunes
>CMON YOU CUNT LET'S HAVE SOME APHEX ACID

>full conspiritard
what conspiracies she into?

>And applying online for jobs is fucking retarded. Some 45 minute exam just to get auto binned due to volume.
Lad do you know what's going on outside?

Need to slip out the house to do shopping. Me dad will go nuts. Being a massive cunt at the moment. He's off work for weeks, so something productive you lazy cunt.

mate i lost my job because of covid. search NHS bank jobs in your area, they employ loads of temp workers and there's a lot of admin roles

Why are women so evil

LegalAdviceUK/comments/fp900m/autistic_living_with_separated_spouse_whos_moved/

i feel like its a little more effort to breathe
is this just in my head or do i have corona which sounds impossible because i havent been outside in weeks

choons

im a little cutey wutey apu yes i am.

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How hard is it to move from teaching to joining the army lads?

ring your local sainsburys lad, a lot of them are literally hiring people on the spot

Fucking cringe.
>lets film le epic funny cutesy Internet video!! We can go viral!
As soon as the camera stopped filming I bet all they did and continue to do is argue and sit on their respective phones in the presence of eachother.

God I don't know how you lads don't see through this vapid bullshit.

Just deleted my Reddit account lads.

Kind of the same with my mum. Full on Daily Mail reader. Sad to see it

good,but why?

Why did you have one in the first place?

Well, lads. My dog has died of Coronavirus after I kicked him in the belly. He immediately started developing the symptoms. Test chight, coughing and temperature. I thought it best to put him down so I put a hose in his mouth and sprayed it until his belly exploded. RIP.

Said it before and I'll say it again, SHOUTANON is the worst trip. Doesn't even stick to his gimmick. Pointless.

I don't believe that's true. could be some troll larp trying to get donations or a weird cuck fantasy. someone that autistic couldn't buy a house

This really is a disease that holds no prejudices. The great equaliser.

Did you scrub it first?

*checks severe studios for any chasers*
youtube.com/watch?v=DyAPmrzouKI

>Might print CVs and walk into shops

>tfw when you go in for the strong handshake

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you did the right thing, a mercy killing was just

think it might be time to start drinking lads

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We won't be able to walk into anywhere without appointments in the nuworld.
To go shopping we'll need to book a shopping slot online weeks before you need to go anywhere.

>hosted the stall at a uni careers fair for my work
>guy wearing a suit came up to me
>shook my hand
>called me sir
>handed me his CV
M8 its all online, fuck off you are making yourself look stupid

im allredy drunk tbqwhyl

>God I don't know how you lads don't see through this vapid bullshit.
virgins mate

to the lad from earlier, i also watch steven universe. not a big fan of the newest season though, havent finished it yet.

i have a reddit account but i don't use it. never post, never even check reddit really unless im googling something

dont feel the need to delete it l ike i deleted my facebook account. good on you, though

Holly shitt 260 died from corona in a day

>Holly shitt 260 died from corona in a day
sorry to hear

Which day?

I reckon we can beat those smelly wops.

Cos I am moving on.

Used it for technical questions.

I did.

Thanks.

Stay safe out there lads and keep an eye on your boomer parents and make sure they're not doing anything stupid

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can't help but laugh when we hire an intern and the first day they show up in a suit. Bless em.

bbc.co.uk/news/av/world-europe-52070082/pope-gives-prayer-to-empty-st-peter-s-square

Is it autism?
Newton used to do the same thing.

got an email from netflix in arabic last night so my account info must have somehow been leaked, but I never even set it up properly years ago when I put my email address in so the goat fucker would have had no luck watching shows

Almost like a pandemic up in here.

I just checked and your facebook account is still up.

>I did.
Good lad, it just hides it otherwise
I've used this in the past if any other lads need to do it github.com/x89/Shreddit

just had a massive fucking wank, lads

No one seems to care that I probably have the coronavirus

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The fact is, if Disney Plus put adult content from their vast library on the service it would be 10x better. The fuckers own Fox. Big dirty smelly Mickey Mouse BASTIDS!

I do, Tell me your symptoms lad

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im sorry lad i didnt see your posts stay strong and i hope you get though without to much hassel

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We care laddy.
*puts some sponges in a rubber glove then sellotapes it to a pool cue*
*pats yer back from the gubbermint approved acceptable social distance*

chronic crying, oversleeping, no appetite and the compulsion to hit myself in the head when I remember something embarrassing

>well doctor what seems to be the problem with my son?
>well sir it appears to me the little fucker can't walk lmao

i think i might have coronavirus too and nobody cared about me either

>mam knows when I haven't taken me meds

HELP Yas Forums has changed to https and everything is weird. How do I import the settings that I saved? Where is the auto-refresh tick box and refresh button?