>Invested in politics/culture wars
>All of his hobbies are some form of consumerism (anime, videogames, tv, internet)
>Doesn't include any vegetables in his diet
>Owns a lot of guns
>Has no ideas for dates other than going out for food and maybe a movie
>Avoids physical activity
>Highly dependant on his mother
Red Flags for Guys
Daniel Edwards
Isaac Moore
Also forgot
>Won't ever let you see his phone, or is uncomfortable with you seeing his phone
Chase Murphy
Holy shit, I'm all of these except the politics and guns
Wyatt Clark
I don't mean to degrade you user
Noah White
>tfw fit none of these
does this mean i can actually get a gf after all?
Gavin Ortiz
>>Invested in politics/culture wars
Sort of but I really don't care anymore because I'm Canadian and everyone here is a libtard, so caring about politics here is a useless endeavor
>>All of his hobbies are some form of consumerism (anime, videogames, tv, internet)
Yes though I am into articles, book and documentaries as well
>Doesn't include any vegetables in his diet
Broccoli sometimes
>Owns a lot of guns
no
>Has no ideas for dates other than going out for food and maybe a movie
what about vidya?
>Avoids physical activity
Yes
>Highly dependant on his mother
Father*
>Won't ever let you see his phone, or is uncomfortable with you seeing his phone
It's mostly pics of Japanese girls and messages to my friends about depression
My PC is mostly pics of Japanese girls and really edgy racist misogynist memes
So I am an unironic 0/10 based on this
Zachary Collins
Is it still consoomerism if I pirate everything?
Aaron Sanders
No one cares what kind of dudes you like, you fucking queer.
Luis Howard
Let me guess, every one of these applies to you
Eli Thomas
>Invested in politics/culture wars
no, grew out of that in high school
>All of his hobbies are some form of consumerism (anime, videogames, tv, internet)
yep
>Doesn't include any vegetables in his diet
I eat a well balanced diet
>Owns a lot of guns
don't own any but I like going to the shooting range
>Has no ideas for dates other than going out for food and maybe a movie
well I've never been on a date in my life so yeah I have no idea how they work or what I'd do on one
>Avoids physical activity
I do regular lifting/cardio
>Highly dependant on his mother
I live alone, have a normal relationship with my mom though
so what's my final score
Charles Anderson
>Has no ideas for dates other than going out for food and maybe a movie
In my defense there IS nothing else to do where I live besides tiptoeing through the drug needles in the forest
Liam Anderson
10/10 breddy gud
There is hope
Zachary Carter
>Invested in politics/culture wars
My identity is beyond politics
>All of his hobbies are some form of consumerism (anime, videogames, tv, internet)
Kinda cringe, for now I don't have access to tools for carpentry so I've been hiking and lifting but usually auto repair and carpentry are in there.
>Doesn't include any vegetables in his diet
Imagine not having a balanced diet
>Owns a lot of guns
Why wouldn't I firearms are interesting items that serve a practical purposes for me. Being interested in the engineering and mechanisms of firearms and being able to work hands on with them is pretty fun. Granted firearms aren't even 4% of my budget.
>Has no ideas for dates other than going out for food and maybe a movie
I mean I go out about everywhere so hiking, outdoors stuff I do
>Avoids physical activity
Nope I enjoy physical activity I work a blue collar job and lift and all that
>Highly dependant on his mother
I visit my mom like once a month other than that she isn't in my life.
Dominic Russell
>words words words
ok chad
Hudson Evans
>Invested in politics/culture wars
Who, me? Never.
Ignore the Nazi memorabilia around the room.
>All of his hobbies are some form of consumerism (anime, videogames, tv, internet)
Is there any hobby that isn't?
I mean, my hobby could be carpentry and I would still need to buy saws, hammers, wood and all that.
>Doesn't include any vegetables in his diet
If I were meant to eat plants I'd be a rabbit.
>Owns a lot of guns
Nofuns around here.
Else I would own at least 4 or 5.
Plus a couple spares for parts or whatever.
>Has no ideas for dates other than going out for food and maybe a movie
Ay bby U want sum fuk?
How about fucking on a date?
Else bitch gonna fucking end up hiking 5 miles in the woods.
Because I'm a /robot/ I don't do social shit.
Or shit, maybe we could go fishing.
If it were legal for me, hunting or just shooting.
No good? We're back to you getting fucked, then.
>Won't ever let you see his phone, or is uncomfortable with you seeing his phone
That's where I store the dickpics I send to random strangers on Yas Forums.
I don't want some worthless dumb broad with extremely nitpicking standards to find those.
Ryder Bailey
>Invested in politics/culture wars
I find geopolitics and international relations interesting and read books by peter zeihan and such but I'm not an ideology or anything.
>All of his hobbies are some form of consumerism (anime, videogames, tv, internet)
I have other hobbies
>Doesn't include any vegetables in his diet
I always eat healthy
>Owns a lot of guns
No, but my father and brother do
>Has no ideas for dates other than going out for food and maybe a movie
I'd rather do something at home
>Avoids physical activity
I always stay fit
>Highly dependant on his mother
Am now thanks to corona chan
How'd I do?
Charles Martin
>all these anons trying to prove a point by marking themselves up to op's red flags
if you weren't so insecure it'd be enough to recognise they don't apply to you and move on
Julian Torres
>invested in politics
just because you're too stupid to understand something doesnt mean it's bad.
>all of his hobbies are consumerism
So reading books (since you buy them) and listening to music (since you pay for CD's) are bad now? What are your hobbies? Picking up sticks and watching paint dry?
>Doesn't include vegetables in his diet
who gives a fuck what I eat, are you my mom or something?
>Owns a lot of guns
Define "a lot". Also fuck you, my money, my fucking time, my hobbies, go fuck yourself.
>no ideas for a date
I'm willing to bet your answer when asked for a date is "oh, I dunno, you chose".
>Avoids physical activities
Sex is a physical activity, unless you're one of these boring starfish lays.
>Dependant on his mother
you've been watching too many jewish retarded romcom, faggot.
Lincoln Thompson
I dumped on the spot a girl I was going out with because she went through my fucking phone. If you ever do that to me, you can be certain that within 1 minute you and your shits are out the door. You are an insecure child and don't deserve companionship
Henry Hill
>t. cripplingly insecure "alpha" male
John Clark
These are red flags regardless of gender though.
Easton Lopez
>social based shaming
cope harder roastie
Adrian Perez
>replying to an indirect post with a list of personal refutations
it's almost like you're trying to compensate for something
Dylan Cooper
>watches porn
Out he goes
Cooper Mitchell
Ok inkwell
Jeremiah Roberts
you're going out of your way to try to make me mad. It won't work, because I know your life is a gaping hole and you will never even understand what happiness feels like, you absolute fucking nobody.
you better be willing to fuck me whenever I feel like it if you don't like me jerking off to porn
Kevin Morales
These threads always put me into perspective. It reminds me of how I don't need a gf.
th-thanks
Samuel Parker
>your life is a gaping hole
but what if i'm not even a femanon
Christian Hughes
>Invested in politics/culture wars
Politics are gay
>All of his hobbies are some form of consumerism (anime, videogames, tv, internet)
I like to draw and write. I'm good at cooking and building things too but I wouldn't call those hobbies.
>Doesn't include any vegetables in his diet
false
>Owns a lot of guns
I own one. Had two but I sold the other cuz I rarely shot it.
>Has no ideas for dates other than going out for food and maybe a movie
This is the only one I'm guilty of. I hate dates desu. I'm a huge shut-in who likes staying home. The most date-like thing I do with a girlfriend is go shopping or something, I hate going out for the sake of going out.
>Avoids physical activity
I like to push myself physically. I'm the strongest guy at work and amongst my friends, but I'm not really athletic. Just beefy.
>Highly dependant on his mother
I haven't seen either of my parents since I was 15. I've never wanted or accepted anything from them.
>Won't ever let you see his phone, or is uncomfortable with you seeing his phone
I mean if you wanna see lots of lewd pics of anime girls go right ahead
I'm gud boy
Jackson Gutierrez
not that user but i think they meant that it's a red flag when a guy has to hide his phone and is very uncomfortable if you just glance at the screen and stuff like that, not necessarily demanding access and to look through it
Isaiah Morris
I count on you not being a femanon, that makes my insults even better and more accurate.
Austin Sullivan
>giving a fuck what a hole thinks you should be like
Mason Cruz
>that makes my insults even better and more accurate.
and yet they still hold as much water as the surface of the sun
Caleb Stewart
>just because you're too stupid to understand something doesnt mean it's bad.
just because you understand politics doesn't mean you have to become obsessed with it and make it part of your identity.
Landon Morales
You kicked a hornet's nest here user
Robert Phillips
>Owns a lot of guns
This one could concern me later on. I just have my service rifle for now but intent to acquire more weaponry as soon as I can afford it.
>Won't ever let you see his phone, or is uncomfortable with you seeing his phone
And this concern me.
I have sensible professional datas that can be accessed through my phone and thus, for legal matters, I cannot let anyone touch it.
Besides this, I don't think I would have much to hide. I don't even bother to hide my web historic for friends.
Daniel Johnson
>Invested in politics/culture wars
Not everyone is a vapid hoe, people actually like to know whos holding their leash and what's going on in the world
>All of his hobbies are some form of consumerism (anime, videogames, tv, internet)
Fair enough you need some other more physical hobbies as well
>Doesn't include any vegetables in his diet
Well most girls are vegetarians but still eat cock don't they
>Owns a lot of guns
When someone breaks into your house and want you to spread your legs you will regret not owning a gun
>Has no ideas for dates other than going out for food and maybe a movie
Well we actually want to do something different because we love you
>Avoids physical activity
I was in peak physical condition by having sex two times a day since I was fourteen
>Highly dependant on his mother
Depends on the degree but nothing bad about loving your mum
Kayden Gomez
>anger issues
>too prideful
>indian
>can't grow facial hair
>has casual sex
>doesn't have strong opinions about anything
>bisexual
Noah King
How many guns is "a lot"
Grayson Ward
What are you saying OP? All those traits are the traits of a CHAD!
Ryder Brown
It's funny, OP. I dated a "fascist" once with all those red flags. Except he lifted weights and took me out to see nature. He was super sweet, then he ghosted me... but that was partly my fault. I miss that lovable goofball.
Caleb Price
>bisexual
What does this mean to you about a guy?
Carter Morales
Neat, for once I'm not any of these things, although I only have strong opinions about certain topics
Owen Diaz
it's hard to have sex with a guy that also wants to suck cock. it's the same reason i would not pursue a gay man.
Elijah Long
None of those really apply except the last since Im in uni and just work a shit wage job
Cameron Young
What if I want to fuck a guy? Like a trap thou. I'd hate to suck cock but I'd love to fuck a guy no homo
Jace Jenkins
>guns
>red flag
SHALL NOT BE INFRINGED, ROASTIE
Ian Fisher
>Invested in politics/culture wars
I have my own views and believe certain conspiracies but I generally hate politics.
>All of his hobbies are some form of consumerism (anime, videogames, tv, internet)
Got me there, but I do keep meaning to develop some more productive hobbies like drawing or game development.
>Doesn't include any vegetables in his diet
I ear whatever's put out in front of me but generally no.
>Owns a lot of guns
Britbong so no.
>Has no ideas for dates other than going out for food and maybe a movie
Got me there.
>Avoids physical activity
Keep trying to form an exercise routine but always break it out of laziness.
>Highly dependant on his mother
Yeah unfortunately.
I'm fucked.
Jacob Cook
WHY WOULD I WANT A FAGGOT TO PUT HIS HANDS ALL OVER ME
Charles Allen
>into anal
>literally autistic
>has a lack of empathy (unless it is justifiable, e.g. not having empathy over Bianca's death, that I understand)
>follows egirls
>uses social media for anything other than shitposting
Top ones I can think of now that I haven't said before
Jonathan Sanders
Calm down youre probably not even a real woman for all I know. Also Id just keep it a secret not like I want everyone to know that automatically ya know. Some dudes are extremely fuckable and even 100% straight dudes know that
Jayden Anderson
im not extremely uncomfortable but i think it is a huge red flag if i have a gf that wants to go through my phone
i am actually not gonna deal with that shit. been there done that. i will never date someone that insecure again
Jaxson Sanchez
Cool, I'm none of these but I would like to lick ur butt
You are now imagining your bf taking his cock out of a man's ass and putting it directly in your pussy
Ryan Howard
>invested in politics
if you're dating someone who isn't, both you and he are pretty fucking dumb
Hudson Clark
I don't even let my own father look at my phone, why would I let you do it? Women have no loyalty, they're the ultimate bootlickers. I remember the time this marine's wife turned him over to the ATF because he looted a solid gold AK off some terrorist leader and brought it home, why should I assume you won't do that shit to me?
>inb4 anecdote
There's plenty of other stories of women doing this shit, forcing their husbands to give up their hobbies and sell their guns because "iz soooo unsafes!". If you don't feel safe around my guns, I can only assume that you have no agency or self control and will probably shoot me with my own guns in my sleep when you get pissed off.
Benjamin Sanchez
You don't want to have some camaraderie over liking guys? You like guys, so it can't be that bad.
Anthony Martin
Just off the top of my head:
>can't control his anger
>treats his parents like crap
>does drugs (that includes weed)
>thinks everything he likes is the best and anything others like is "shit"
>know-it-all but can't back it up
>obsessed with IQ
Austin Rivera
>Invested in politics/culture wars
I'm interested in politics. I think it's a luxury not to be.
>All of his hobbies are some form of consumerism (anime, videogames, tv, internet)
Nope
>Doesn't include any vegetables in his diet
Nope
>Owns a lot of guns
Nope, but I'd like to own a couple one day.
>Has no ideas for dates other than going out for food and maybe a movie
Nope
>Avoids physical activity
Nope
>Highly dependant on his mother
Nope
>Won't ever let you see his phone, or is uncomfortable with you seeing his phone
I don't really have a problem with it but I'm a little uncomfortable that you would want to.
I like answering surveys, Lysithea.
>anger issues
I'm hard to anger, but if you do anger me I find it extremely difficult to forgive.
>too prideful
Pride is a vice I struggle with.
>indian
No
>can't grow facial hair
No but choose not to.
>has casual sex
No
>doesn't have strong opinions about anything
No
>bisexual
No
>into anal
No
>literally autistic
No
>has a lack of empathy
No
>follows egirls
Definitely not.
>uses social media for anything other than shitposting
I use it for networking.
>can't control his anger
See above
>treats his parents like crap
No
>does drugs (that includes weed)
Yes
>thinks everything he likes is the best and anything others like is "shit"
No
>know-it-all but can't back it up
No
>obsessed with IQ
No
Daniel Nguyen
>Invested in politics/culture wars
Foreign affairs maby but no ideological shit
>All of his hobbies are some form of consumerism (anime, videogames, tv, internet)
Hiking,piano, cooking, swimming etc.
>Doesn't include any vegetables in his diet
I always maintain a healthy diet
>Owns a lot of guns
Not really interested
>Has no ideas for dates other than going out for food and maybe a movie
Can we stay home, we can cook or something
>Avoids physical activity
Hiking, workout and run 3 times a week, swimming
>Highly dependant on his mother
No, though coronas changing that as i can't leave
>anger issues
no
>too prideful
I try to only take pride in my own accomplishments
>indian
No, a little harsh though
>can't grow facial hair
Hasn't fully come through yet as I hit puberty late
>has casual sex
No
>doesn't have strong opinions about anything
I'm not an ideologue but, I do have strong opinions on my principles
>bisexual
No
>into anal
Sounds kinda gross but if shes into I supose i could do it
>literally autistic
Not as far as i'm aware
>has a lack of empathy (unless it is justifiable, e.g. not having empathy over Bianca's death, that I understand)
I always try to think of how my actions effect others
>follows egirls
No
>uses social media for anything other than shitposting
No
>can't control his anger
Can, never get angry
>treats his parents like crap
I always had a policy of never complaining about my parents, when I was in HS the kids who did just seemed pathetic
>does drugs (that includes weed)
Never even drunk alcohol
>thinks everything he likes is the best and anything others like is "shit"
I don't really care what others do
>know-it-all but can't back it up
I enjoy learining new things but I try to stay within the bounds of what I know
>obsessed with IQ
no
Am I the perfect boyfriend now?
Nolan Adams
>Invested in politics/culture wars
I like seeing the shitshow.
>All of his hobbies are some form of consumerism (anime, videogames, tv, internet)
I do love me all of the above..
>Doesn't include any vegetables in his diet
I like vegetables
>Owns a lot of guns
/k/ommando
>Has no ideas for dates other than going out for food and maybe a movie
Fuck
>Avoids physical activity
Like the plague
>Highly dependant on his mother
I love my mom, but when she dies I'm going to move from this state, and break contact with my family
>Won't ever let you see his phone, or is uncomfortable with you seeing his phone
I have alot of questionable things on my phone.
How undateable am i?
Joshua Murphy
Only one I have is the first one, but it's fine, I only have a tendency to beat the shit out of myself, usually the legs and head. Legs I can deal with because then I hurt too much to be mad, but I feel really bad when I hit my head.
Caleb Cox
Based so far. Now how far does that one on sodomy go? All the way, or do you see no problem with oral?