>got laid off last week
>was not considered "critical personnel"
>activated the killswitch last night
>3 missed calls from work
>whatsapp message "user do you know why x isn't working?"
>replied "sorry not working there anymore not my responsibility"
Fuck yeah! The productivity scripts / apps were all set up and now they threw me out like garbage. Now they will suffer and have to do things the old fashioned way. Ungrateful cunts!
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goodjob user, that's pretty funny. can you provide screenshots?
Top fucking kek.
>Based Unemploytard.
user just so you know, everything logged that you did unless you have some shitty as fuck linux setup.
Windows will log it, Windows server will log it, your fucking IP is logged, as is your account that did it.
>inb4masterhacker
but no, nice LARP
t.SysAdmin
Based.
Extremely based
If they were smart enough to look at the logs then they wouldn't need to contact OP in the first place.
based
remember the episode of forensic files where some dude pretty much made a sleep one month and delete everything script when he learned that he was getting fired? morons didn't even have any backups
they found at he did it by cracking open HDDs and using special tools to read them
You could face criminal charges for that you know. It is essentially destruction of property. Your company was within their legal right to lay you off. You were not in the legal right to destroy or interfere with their operations in any way, even if you only targeted the work you did for them. If I were them I'd present your personal information to the police and file criminal charges.
And by killswitch I literally just mean disabling endpoints and pushing code with early terminating return statements.
So they either have to hire a new IT guy at higher wage and end up losing more money or suffer the consequences of extreme low productivity. Either way they lose. FUCK EM!
>TV is real life
user, I...
Oh you're larping
it's a real crime show, moron
youtube.com
>things that never happened
if this is real, top kek user
That's not OP, it's me. I'm not larping.
t. people who have never held a sysadmin role
sorry OP glad u did something
Big if true
why did you (You) me? I never stated OP did or did not do something that he did or did not do
Sorry I accidentally quoted you.
You fucked up.
You should have said you work as a contractor now and they could hire you for 300% your old pay.
He clearly revealed himself as a larper but honestly with how shit some companies' IT is you could probably get away with subtle sabotage. My company is small and for the longest time we had a semi public git and I had full access over it, with nearly no supervision over what I was doing. Now that we have an actual sysadmin and a private one it would be harder but fucking them over would be as easy as "forgetting" the password to the app keystores since no one knows they're a thing that's needed. Or disabling one of the hodgepodge scripts that helps out our sales/ops people.
Granted I would do none of that because I'm not an asshole and I actually like my coworkers
the place I took over from was working wihthe MSP to fuck over the entire company and was getting part of the MSP fees.
Basically he had asked them to set up the network, turned out they purposely would cut out access to it at certain times, he'd pretend to play with it, insist they had to come out, they'd come out "immediately" for like $1000 callout fee within the hour and promise of a fix within the hour (which always happened) and they'd split 50/50
This only was revealed because I started looking into what the fuck was going on after the mysterious downtimes never happened with me
So what makes me a larper? I got the killswitch idea from /g/ and you'd be surprised how tech illiterate these people are. I didn't do anything complicated and they have no idea how to fix it.
Perhaps. It's a scummy company anyway. I got all their data / client data but I don't think i'll use it maliciously. It's nice to have that access to real data for dev purposes.
Yeah that's DEFINITELY criminal. Regardless of whether you're going to use that data for criminal purposes or not. You gained unauthorized access and stole personal information. You absolutely should be arrested for that. I'd be pretty pissed if I was a customer and I found out that some asshole kid walked away with all my data because he was being a petty child about being laid off.
So did you give all the money back they paid you for the work you undid? Asking for a friend.
never happened
Go ahead and make a call to the Cyberpolice. I'm waiting.
Fake and gay.
>Implying they have any real tech staff and aren't just using antiquated software from the 90's.
please tell what you did
Pretending to be cool is one thing. But pretending to be cool on /g? Damn dude.
lmao based
>get made redundant
>they have to pay me a good boy package as a result
>government paying me $1000 for coronavirus stim plus my unemployment
>still posted hentai to the company interactive displays for a giggle
you're a faggot bro.
Go lick some boots of people who would fucking step over your body on the street.
Goo Goo Ga Ga.
Good job OP, rob boomers blind.
Every. Fucking. Day.
Why don't you tell me where you worked and I'll make a call to the actual police and your company and inform them of the breach.
Microsoft
>not going the obscura route
good luck finding a flutter/dart/Haskell/Django dev jackasses
see you soon OP
>Fidelity
>Bravery
>Integrity
>FBI
WHAT THE FUG BROS
Hello, based department? I have an OP to report
ITT: bootlickers flipping out over workplace sabotage. OP was completely justified in his actions.
yeah maybe but this:
>replied "sorry not working there anymore not my responsibility"
was just childish
Well how did you do it
This is the /g/ equivalent of teens vandalizing property and uploading the evidence on TikTok
That's not childish at all, what fucking loser would spend his free time helping people out who just laid him off? It literally isn't his responsibility, he doesn't work for them.
Is it just me or is it getting crazier out there?
Good job OP
he might have "destroyed" the company property, retard
Good subtle sabotage means "sandboxing" a critical script as your user so when they purge your account in ad you're not legally liable for it. It's merely not best practice, not computer crimes
I'm sure the person you just called retard understands that the company just got fucked, why are you sticking up for shitheads who lay off at the drop of a hat?
sysadmin isn't shitting on his revenge, he's shitting on his inability to cover his tracks you illiterate 1-or-0 overassuming fuck
Absolutely based if true.
>dada decides to stop giving you neetbux for sitting on your stinky ass all day doing finger curls while all the real workhorses are working offsite in excavation, fabrication, manufacturing, distribution, etc
>ree like a baby and poo on daddy
ok retard
boot licker
commie
house nigger
schizo worshiper
wife's son
>not wanting to be your wife's son
>not having a mommy fetish
cringe
Good on you, OP
Fuck capitalists and fuck bootlickers
kek
what are they doing
shes tying his necktie obviously
i wish my mom was hot
Cringe, get a job
I've done similar things when I was a free lance web developer developer. Usually I did pay half before, pay the other half after. In the contract the ownership of the website didn't transfer until the after payment. So usually if I wasn't payed in 3 weeks, as stated in the contract, the website would re-direct to a generic html page saying site owner didn't finalize payment for the site.
this is "coughing on random people and telling them you have coronavirus" tier behavior. You're acting like a literal child.
why would they move it to this shithole