pretend trucking edition
/britfeel/
David Morgan
Camden Jenkins
friday yay its the time my scottish friend check around so i try my luck !
i got nothing to do during lockdown in algeria all i keep thinking about is my robot friend plump who i miss and will probably not read anymore this message because he dont post anymore (or maybe he ignore my post because you cant leave Yas Forums we all know it)
if i knew i would miss him this much even tho i didnt meant much to him (just another puppet in his harem) i wouldnt have got in argument that got us separated ...
my sweet darling if you read this because uk is on lockdown and its friday, your old friend want to speak with you again please forgive him, dont we all deserve to be forgiven ? its not like i cheated on you or anything i'm devoted i havent betrayed you never you know me i'm a real man, keeping promises and true to his words
.... but i know deep inside me that the fact i'm not a girl destroyed everything otherwise i would be your promise, i could have tried to wear skirt makeup , i know i would be hideous but you wouldnt say i dont try
COME BACK FOR GOD DAMN SAKE I FEEL LIKE AN EMPTY SHELL WITHOUT YOU MY LOVER
how do i get him back ? like for real i tried to become a better friend for him, read advices and the dummy book for relationship yet i dont know how to gain him back if he isnt around
i dont think he could leave Yas Forums or even britfeel have been regular for years ... he is still around and higher chance him being around during all this lockdown, this is my chance if i keep trying he will surely show up its not like it take energy to post its not like keeping friendship ...
fucked up so bad now i feel guilty, i just want to stop posting on this retarded website forget about plump but its not possible, since august 2017 when i met him it was clear that he was going to be an important part of my life
James Williams
My neighbors niece raped me again lods
Camden Cox
how old is he lod
Elijah Russell
bog off, anime nonce
Anthony Morris
>media really excited about these antibody tests
>all it can tell you is if you have had some kind of corona before
>if you have you become a permanent wageslave toiling 18 hours a day constantly
Easton Sanchez
haha thread printer go brrrrr
Jeremiah Wilson
is this fat incel still trying this larp that failed the first time? all that effort for no result, what a creepy little virgin
Jace Adams
She's 18 years old aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaagh
Luis Hill
Why do you gays say twot instead of twat
Justin Butler
When I eat digestives I bite bits off to make a shape or picture. Anyone else do this?
Cameron Reyes
tl;dr
away anime dickhead
Andrew King
About to order a curry lads, probably a really unsensible idea rn but proper craving a Vindaloo
Daniel James
What was the outcome of that? Doubt mine would care, they are Geordie Shore tier deanos.
Ryan Allen
noncenest be like
>we say twit
Asher Smith
nice
my fetish is to get bullied by a 18 yo girl
Julian Lewis
Who raped nubs?
Hunter Diaz
>NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO YOU CAN'T GO OUT ON WALKS YOU'LL KILL THE BOOMERINOS! DON'T YOU CARE ABOUT THE CHONKIN' BIG VIRUS? NOOO YOU CAN'T SEE YOUR FRIENDS YOU'LL BE A SUPER SPREADY-WEADER AND IF YOU GET IT YOU'LL MAKE A BIG DIE :(
>also call up Ahmed and tell him to rustle up a long pig special and bring it round, i'm starving
Dominic Lewis
>Who raped nubs?
Al Gore
Jacob Young
how about just reading with a glass of port instead of replying
Leo Smith
>brother can't taste or smell anything
oh no
Levi Williams
Levi Cooper
the invisble man
Thomas Murphy
*body slams Plump into a pile of glass then sets him on fire*
Henry Robinson
I was totally OK with staying inside, but now the news and government are telling people not to go out I want to do it just to spite them and society in general.
Ethan Sanders
Grow up you sad spastic.
Christian Taylor
I can be your lover instead, anime friend
Elijah Phillips
Hmm I wonder why personalities thrive on here, hardly like people talk to and about them all day
Chase Martin
Has to be done de lad. Has to be done
>enjoy your vindapoo
Mason Bennett
so I just realised Tesco cut the packaging of their southern fried chicken steaks from 4 pieces down to 2 and i'm not happy about it
Jason Diaz
Anyone else suddenly find girls wearing face masks hot?
>be walking though town
>see loads of girls in their summer clothes with masks on
>my dick rock hard
Legit think i unlocked a new fetish lads
Zachary Taylor
>Anyone else suddenly find girls wearing face masks hot?
This is probably just an extension of yellow fever, since it's primarily slopes who wear them.
Kayden Nelson
I don't but I guess I can understand why because it accentuates their eyes and adds a layer of mystery/danger
Charles Scott
timmy not being dead yet makes me think this is all a hoax
Cooper Foster
>he knocked up a fat chick
unlucky
Anthony Flores
There was an Indian in my town which was in the news once for being particularly unhygienic. Funnily enough I had one of the best curries I've ever eaten there.
Jaxson Reyes
evening plans lads? Gonna smoke a couple zoots and build some Lego while watching endless episodes of Always Sunny
Wyatt Phillips
Timmy social distances anyway though. He also gets his shopping delivered and doesn't take public transport. He was isolating before it was trendy to
Logan Edwards
How big is your cock eh, lassie?
Cooper Ross
That's why I only go to McDonald's
At least you know where you stand with them
Chase Adams
>zoot
Painfully cringy lad. More like 'cannabis roll up' or 'joint'. Stop talking like a stoner faggot you manchild.
Angel White
>fit and healthy young lad had a bit of a cough
>slight improvement after a few days
>suddenly die
j-just a flu bros
Aaron Martin
Tbqh I think facemasks are pretty fucking effay and I hope they become part of our culture the same way they have been in asia for a long time
they'd make any fit look fucking sick especially if you got some kino ones
Lucas Howard
Playing trucking till I get drunk enough to start crashing, then don't know. Solo pleasure act later for sure.
Henry Hughes
gonna roll a scooby lads
Julian Murphy
ok nice mald
Kevin Murphy
>they'd make any fit look fucking sick especially if you got some kino ones
James Moore
>practice gf tells me she's preggers
Guess it's time to relocate to a nice quiet village in the valleys
Kayden Long
Smoking a zooty wooty
Oliver Rogers
>what is a statistical outlier
it's lucky you're too stupid to be disappointed by your own stupidity
Robert Brooks
why did my post upset you? are you one of those mongs who wears trackies and thinks having your own style is gay?
Jacob Kelly
Roll my zoots for tonight then play Yakuza 0 and Three Kingdoms, maybe watch something new.
lad hav a puff on zoot you uptight sperg
Bentley Nelson
Maybe she's pretending to be pregnant
Lucas Reyes
>eating the same meal for the third day in a row
I fucking hate this corona virus thing
Jeremiah Cooper
isnt this all of swindon anyway?
Isaac Rodriguez
Can feel the coronavirus paranoia setting in big time now.
Michael Collins
Same as every other day
Spliffs and a cycle
Zachary Moore
Would quite like to get a cute one. They've got a lot in the east.
Hunter Perry
bottom left looks fucking sick
Julian Miller
*faces kekka and begins his nightly claps*
1 in 1 out hallallala
1 in 1 out hallallala
1 in 1 out hallallala
Alexander Peterson
Surely having a washable one like that completely voids them?
Juan Lee
I don't think Timmy is even aware of the situation tbqh. He seems completely oblivious.
Kevin Bennett
My Apuette gf just told me she's pregnant, I'm in fucking pieces she's already spawned in the local pond.
I can't afford 2,000 children, even if most will be eaten by predators.
HELP
Leo Thompson
Was posted here mongboy
Landon Ortiz
do what I do and block their number
Carson Young
damn, lets hope no more young lads get this virus or it'll kill them
Kayden Fisher
Can't believe Tim is breaking quarantine to go on non essential walks.
Jace Russell
Drunk for the first time in months lad WAAAAAHHHHHEEEEEYYYYYY
Ethan Gutierrez
no way i m not looking for any lover or friend, when i say lover i'm joking because i'm prison gay
you think he dont like me enough to post half of those desuarchive.org
he is scottish and nice but lately i havent see his post im afraid he is ignoring me ... pff he is avoiding me because he is having fun with other guys but you know what they say
boys will be boys with their testosterone and cheating tendancies, all you can do is hope they take care of you good aswell
one day he will get bored of the rest lie he got bored of me and will come back
yes he will come back ... plump will come back ... i talked to him so many time even if he didnt know
you know, i never wanted to be his "lover" just his friend i m pretty sure not normie understand what it means having someone close to you like a friend
i lose the only thing close to a friend and you wonder why i'm going crazy, social isolation not good for anyone
John Lee
Why the fuck are you having sex without contraception, let alone with a practice gf?
Cooper Carter
oh my scottish friend used to get drunk and tell me he love me
i never drinked in my life so idk how it exactly work but if he said it while, it meant it was true like his true feeling or just a joke ?
Ryder Phillips
Tenancy ends in less than a week and I need to travel to my new address. Will I get stopped and fined?
Christian Sullivan
janny can you do something about this fucking weeb noncer please.
don't tell me you are one yourself
Jacob Evans
it just struck me how surreal all this is
Michael Carter
i heard shutin did it at one of the london meets
Brody Walker
Is BoJo gonna die lads?
Colton Butler
Is that you redstripe lad, you theiving bastid
*waves*
Henry Hill
He better. Bloody putting mummy pretty in danger like he did.
Brody Gray
should I finally crack open this prosecco lads?
don't even like it but if I chug a glass it should go down easy after that