Why do some girls find balls so interesting? Its like they are middleschoolers

Why do some girls find balls so interesting? Its like they are middleschoolers.

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It's the babymaker organ. Why do some guys find wombs so interesting?

>he asks on a board where 70% of the posts are about vaginas
balls are nice - they smell good and are uniquely male

why do some buttholes look like theyve been pinched with pliers

We don't. I don't know anyone who does.

>that feeling of getting fucked while the balls slap against your pussy
>seeing balls moving up and down fast when a guy jerks off
>seeing a guy getting really turned on when licking his balls

Everything is interesting and likeable about balls.

how do i know if i have big balls or not? is there some kind of metric to go on? do girls like big testicles?

Wombs are interesting as a concept, but I think few guys get fascinated by them. Although rubbing above it during sex is fantastic.

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>my boyfriend told me his balls hit the water was on the toilet once
>he told me it's just because it was warm or something
this really concerns me, he's young, so does he have really saggy balls? or is it true that you can have perky balls, but sometimes they droop?

I've had girls tell me mine tickle their buttholes when I mount them in missionary.

balls are constantly becoming more droopy or more tight, they move around on their own depending on the temperature. sometimes my balls are really droopy and hangy when im warm, when its cold they shrivel up

enthusiastic ball loving girls are cute

faggot here

balls are fantastic

I think they look funny, I just wish men weren't such cowards when I try to touch them.

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Im kinda curious what it feels like to kick or hit then desu

The cremaster muscle is constantly adjusting the position of the tested based upon various conditions

Why do you have pictures of balls saved on your computer user?

Hurr durr what kind of retarded question is this?

i love it when a girl rubs my balls while jerking me off

>Im kinda curious what it feels like to kick or hit then desu
i volunteer

>Why do some guys find wombs so interesting?
I've never met a man in my entire life who finds wombs interesting.

id let you spank mine

I had the same question and found pic related, but I dunno if it's accurate or not. Apparently average is 18ml, but it's hard to find information on it. Each of mine are bigger than the 25ml one but I don't know for sure how the 18ml measurement was determined.

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I just hide all the gross vagina posts desu.

>they smell good
What? How?

Have you never scratched your balls and smelled? It's a weird natural instinct and most men to do this.

No I don't think I have and don't think i'd like to. I mean I guess I can maybe get it. Probably releases some kind of pheromone or some shit that makes women crazy like the smell that comes from my dick when i'm masturbating

Humans do not have pheromones. That is just body odor.

How do I produce the same odor ONLY when I masturbate then? Like before I even have precum you can smell it but it's not a smell that appears if I just have my cock out.

The human microbiome varies acrosss the body. When you sweat, bacteria on the surface of your skin produce odor-causing compounds. It just so happens that your pubic microbiome produces odors that are pleasing to you.

lol really?

can i take a running start?

eeh yeah sure just dont crush them

same thing man idc about the specific science behind it

Humans basically have pheromones. We have scent molecules that trigger certain responses from other humans.

We don't technically have the specialized nasal organ devoted to interpreting pheromones, but for all intents and purposes, we have pheromones.

What other body part

>is an organ outside of your body
>essentially an Achilles heel
>changes size due to temperature
>can stretch a lot and is abnormally tough

All mammals, including humans produce pheromones.

True but humans naturally fetishize certain smells which is essentially the same thing

Let me just put on steel toed boots user your sure your okay with this

>implying roasties even think before attempting a "no u"

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wait wait wait i thought you wanted to feel them... lets just try to take this slow okay?

too late user!

*swings steel toe booted foot directly into your nuts with all the force my 5'5 body can muster*

If humans do produce pheromones, we are not sure what chemicals would consistently elicit a behavioral response. Body odor is not proven to contain pheremones.

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as a straight man that's a really nice looking pair of balls

>now self-conscious that I have tiny balls

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*slouches to the ground teary eyed*
i-i didnt agree to that...

don't worry they won't notice because of your small dick

wow user that felt pretty good! i didn't think they'd feel so squishy... uhh user why aren't you saying anything?

y-you... you broke them... i told you to go slow, now i cant have babies *cries*

Compare to and report back.

I kind of want to know what if feels like to have perfect smooth, waxed balls

This is the gayest nut sack I have seen since Vietnam

>why are people fascinated with things they don't have
>especially body parts they literally can't imagine having
gee i dunno

Some animals produce pheromones. Not all. Humans do not.

>as a straight man
no one cares you insecure cuck

wow you seem angry over nothing calm down

balls are fucking amazing, i love to stop and suck on a guys balls when im going down on him, cradling them is important too

my gf literally thought the sperm is just sloshing around inside the sack as a liquid. what the fuck

To be fair a lot of guys think the same thing about boobs, and when we say shit about our balls being full of cum it's not hard to see how a woman could be so misinformed.

It's not hard to get a really close shave as long as you're not a coward.

I blame the public school system, my wife unironically thought that the dick secrets sperm through the skin.