/britfeel/

could you stop posting your cringey Asian shitpop videos? Cheers

tilde was another crona sockpuppet

Tilde's dead

i thought they were still letting flights in from china when i put the plane there
didnt know they'd grounded them now

>new thread posted at 496 posts
>nobody is bothering to kill the old one

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>new thread posted at 496 posts
Le epic new OP image simply had to be used!

He/him, LGBT Ally, Aquarius, INFP, Hufflepuff, Maoist-Leninist, Six Sigma Black Belt. Does not respond to Tory fascists, stay in your lane!

I mean I don't know for certain I'm just assuming. Maybe they still are (which is insane)

Good luck lad, proud of you. Funny pic too

who the fuck is Ian?

All opinions are my own

>asian
Bit offensive. But no I will continue to post them as a reminder that British women are slobs.
youtu.be/uka4khbzyrw
This is the average oriental female.

>Premium porn free for dozens of my obscure fetishes
>At my sister's so can't wank the quarantine away

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I'm glad mollusc user made it into the new OP image

Is it just Pornhub or are other sites going free too?

List your obscure fetishes lad

BREAKING NEWS Coronavirus has gained sentience, there is currently intelligent clouds hunting down civilians in packs and devouring them, stay inside and watch the news or YOU WILL DIE

stopmasturbationnow.org/
its real

Just pornhub, still a massive new database, but if clips4sale because free I'm honestly gonna buy a tent and live next to hotspot

>NOOOOOOOO STOP GOING OUT FOR WALKS EVEN THOUGH IT'S ALLOWED UNDER THE LOCKDOWN MEASURES
twitter.com/DerbysPolice/status/1243168931503882241

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They keep calling it advice and people are going to keep ignoring it.

>Travelling to remote areas of the #PeakDistrict for your exercise is not essential travel. PLEASE, #StayHomeSaveLives.
>Whilst the government has advised to take one form of exercise a day, it is not appropriate to be getting in your car and travelling to take this exercise, particularly to a location, such as the Peak District that in normal times can become busy.

Seems pretty obvious. Stop being a mong.

Really want to fuck the shit out of Lauren Alexis' pussy and arse cheeks the dirty fucking slag.

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You've summed it up pretty well there, I just wonder if user will come back with a witty, worthwhile retort?

coppers chomping at the bit to get more powers to legally curb stomp some people

youtu.be/DTwEFa5NW2k
Jordan Peterson is dead lads

Sky News breaking:

Boris Johnson has tested positive for coronavirus.

Oh shit Boris has got corona lads

I know what you mean lad, there's a whole bunch of C4S shit I'd be all over

>don't go out where you will be miles away from any other person
>go down to your crowded local park instead
yeah alri' pal

Boris is the safest man in the country to have it. He is the symbol of the whole crisis, they'll fucking string him up as a puppet if they need to, because if he dies people will freak and loot.

hope based boris doesnt die

......all is lost....
*hangs flag upside down, mercy kills family, pet dog and finally shoots self*

a 16 year old girl died in france. boris doesn't stand a chance

Morning boys.
I fell asleep again so didn't get to give replies to (you).
Is 9 stone lifter lass here?
Let's meet and touch pussies

> I have developed mild symptoms
in WHO terms that means he has the lung problems if you ct scan him. it's not just upper respiratory anymore.
What happens to the UK when or if Boris Johnson dies?

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>hon hon hon, we are ze french, no 'ow you say, chin-kee virus can 'urt us
>*wipes girl's forehead with garlic necklace*

>If everyone had that attitude then everyone would be visiting the parks, which is exactly what we are trying to discourage. The Government guidance is not to travel unless it is essential. Driving to a beauty spot for a walk is not essential when you can stay local.

Stop being a mong.

Guaranteed the spackers complaining about their internet being slow are using wifi

cute 19 year old girl got admitted to my hospital today

lol get fucked boris

cringey larper lad

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>mild symptoms
that's how it starts
then a few days later... yer dead

>Vore
>Executrix
>Assassin
>Hypno (straight, femdom kind)
>Vampire
>Breast, armpit, boobs, or hand smother, to death
>Secret agent/interrogation
>Pov wrestling (femdom)
>Pov jav boxing (femdom)
>Lesbian boxing/wrestling
>Lesbian choke outs
>Neck snapping
>Knife play
>Gun play
>Unbirthing
>Women in uncompromising positions getting the upper hand on men
>Breading
>monster girls (+all of the above)
At least I don't like men, haha

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If he does die the Queen will take the reigns and the army will enforce the law until this has calmed down. If you think it's bad now, wait until then.

I think Matt Hancock takes his place, it's either him or Dominic Raab, they do have backup though. Technically the second most senior person in Government is the Chancellor, but Boris changed that with hiring Sunak, I guess Dominic Cummings would be like the shadow king.

so who infected boris

Obviously someone else will step in as leader, hopefully priti

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If boris is infected we need a new leadership squad. I nominate mummy priti.

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>implying Dominic Cummies isn't getting hundreds of Tory knives in his back the scond Boris is out of the way

Would probably be Priti. The Conservatives would love to rub into oppositions face that they'd now have had 3 female leaders and PM

Jokes on you lad, it was me. I seem to be getting confused with 10 stone lifter. I'm a different 10 stone lass.
No bussy, sorry to disappoint

Kek lad. It's not publicly discussed but it's widely understood that the Queen is borderline senile now and is beginning to show signs of dementia. She will have to abdicate within the next 5 years.

If Boris has it then all the other cunts he's been sitting next to in Parliament also have it.

>all the twitter fags whining about Boris getting tested before NHS staff
He's the fucking PM you monkeys

My contact lenses came with gummies wahey

>*every channel turns to static*
>*all computers and mobile devices too*
>*the Queen appears, except now her cloak is black*
>"My loyal subjects. I am now in control of my armies, and most of the nation's land is already mine. I have been a passive Royal for most of my reign, but now duty has befallen me."
>"The nation is going to change. I say this - If you are brown, it is time to leave. If you are not Christian, it is time to leave. I am undoing what half a century of inept Government rule has wrought upon my once beautiful Isle. Thank you"

his twitter has fallen silent

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There's no official process for it.
The Queen would select a replacement from the Chancellor of the Exchequer, Foreign Secretary, or Home Secretary.

I think Priti would be the best choice. She sounds based.
So that's Rishi Sunak, Dominic Raab, or Priti Patel.

waiting on some proof lad

*starts his daily government approved socially acceptable clap*

Corbyn has it, he's just refusing to get tested because he wants to go on his sword. He looked unwell as fuck on Wednesday. Corbyn's final act was to infect Boris. FUCKING BASED.

3 female leaders and the first non-white PM. Wild that. I wonder how having Priti Patel, a hard right wing Thatcherite brown female, leading the country would affect the debate around identity politics.

>Executrix
>Assassin
>Neck snapping
>Knife play
>Gun play
>Breading

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>priti would be the best choice
This isn't the time for a Trump style chuckle lad, let's be serious.

Why have you (You)'d my posts from the previous thread? There's no confusion to be had here lad. I want be 7 inches deep in 10 stone lifter's bussy. I want her to be wearing a cute dress. And it really is as simple as.

lol I see Boris has this virus now as well ha

The Russians did it lad

i wonder how having her suck my cock would affect me hahaha

*patriotic coom*

The police are following dog walkers with drones and stopping people in the street and all 'non essential' workplaces have supposedly been shut yet the job centre still expects me to log 35 hours of looking for work per week during a global pandemic when the whole country is on lockdown. I don't understand why they didn't just suspend all the claimant commitments when they stopped the face to face appointments. Someone somewhere in the DWP is obviously actively saying "no we shouldn't suspend those" because the issue must have popped up by now, which makes me wonder about the mentality of such a person.

We gonna get /ourownbabesquad/ lads
I vote we have nigela lawson team up with mrs pretty.

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The woman who deported her own parents?
Nah I'm thinking she's absolutely based.

shagger boris gonna get ded
incompetent wanker
hope he suffers but doesn't die
cunt

>virus hits prince Charles
>now Boris Johnson gets it

Covid-19 is this welshman's MVP of 2020

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Except the video clearly shows that isn't the case. The guidelines are obviously directed at the people who were still going to nightclubs and crowded places like that, but police are taking advantage of that. You really think they're gonna want to give up their new big brother powers once this has blown over? You must be having a laff

*immediately commands the armed forces to take back the colonies*

>the job centre still expects me to log 35 hours of looking for work per week
no it doesnt

Did you use that online vendor? They bring gummies with mine too, it's really cute

probably wouldn't take long, tinky winky

Boris hasn't got covid cof, they just needed a excuse to get him into the sekrit bunker.

For me? It's pinching 10 stone lifter on her bum after she comes home from doing high rep, low set squats

Don't forget Gwent being the second-highest Coronavirus affected area per 100,000!

for me it's number 4, she looks like a top shagger

>tfw live in Gwent
>been feeling poorly for over a week
I've got it haven't I lads

Lol Welsh are the most English of the other

I want Priti Patel to be PM for 2 reasons:
1. She is very right wing.
2. Her being PM would might make the woke crowd shut the fuck up about 'muh evil conservative white men.'

>the job centre still expects me to log 35 hours of looking for work per week
Got proof of this lad? I highly doubt they want us to keep looking for work when most of the countrys businesses are shut down

I think it'd be a miracle if anyone in London didn't get it at this point, ridiculously overcrowded place and I believe it was spreading like wildfire there both on the streets and the packed tube trains.

I missed 10 stone lass, I was poorly. any good photos in the archives lads?

I bet 2 gives some good face sitting sesh's desu.

legislation.gov.uk/ukpga/2020/7/contents/enacted/data.htm

Maximum of 12 months.

Even if she gets power, how long do you think it will last? Tories have already been briefing papers on what a bitch she is. I hate the lot of them dessers, but they can fuck anyone up in impressive fashion. She'll be hamstrung and she also want have the support of most of the voter base because she's brown and a woman. It'll go to vote and most Tory members are old and white.

heil priti

I'd have that Apu put down if I were you, porn destroys their tiny minds, they're prone to extreme sexual deviance once ruined. Get rid.

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>might make the woke crowd shut the fuck up about 'muh evil conservative white men.'
They'd just claim she's a helpless victim of the patriarchy who's been brainwashed.

No photos yet, 10 stone lifter is a very recent addition to the /britfeel/ trans roster, but s/he's already been welcomed into the fold by Poley

It's an interesting one. Racist conservatives would still continue to be racist and the left would seethe

>but they said they won't so they won't!!!!
If you believe that I've got a bridge to sell you mate

She's barely brown and she's one of the few traditional conservatives in the party which makes her very popular with the members. Don't forget that them being old men and her being a relatively young woman will also go in her favour.

visiondirect
I ordered them yesterday afternoon

They clearly state on their website that people diagnosed with or suspected to have coronavirus can take a break from their commitments to account for a period of sickness, but for everyone else they've to continue as normal. The only thing the job centre has told us is stopped is appointments.

Bad luck for the Gwentians, but that's what you get for proximity to the saesneg

grim this

who the fuck is priti patel
>Patel was for several years a lobbyist working for British American Tobacco, in a team that sought to derail government plans for an advertising ban and responded to a Department of Trade and Industry investigation into alleged cigarette smuggling.
disgusting
dont like her

*looks down at his semi*
She's popular with my member alright.

boris is only 55 i thought he was about 70

>If you believe that
It's the law.
Simple as.

youtu.be/TFjmvfRvjTc

The Wall by Floyd is probably the most relatable album I've ever listened to it and would recommend it massively. Sure it's quite bloated but it's great.

>barely brown
I consider people with brown eyes foreign invaders that need to leave so I guess my standards are different.

>Had a persistent, dry cough yesterday
>Now have aches and pains and what feels like a dull headache coming on

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Gwynedd here, how do you find localised reports for Wales?

>it was very moving last night to join in with that national clap
cheers boris

Lads can I still go on nightwalks with big boris' lockdown

Lad half a million people signed on in the last few days, the system is in chaos right now, they're not gonna penalise you 2 months from now for not applying to jobs during a pandemic

Would like to thank Boris for doing his bit towards herd immunity in the UK, I'm sure he'll be fine

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someone make me a Jay Kay Apu so he can be put in the Virtual Insanity music video

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you forgot:

3. She could be our fiscally responsible thicc mummy dom

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It's a bit ambiguous but here on their site they mention people diagnosed or suspected coronavirus can take a break from their claimant commitments while they're sick. Up until now the only thing they've told anyone is stopped is face to face appointments t' job centre.

gov.uk/government/news/coronavirus-support-for-employees-benefit-claimants-and-businesses

I just don't understand why they don't state anywhere that claimant commitments are suspended. Why wouldn't they do that?

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And the government always follows the law to the letter, you're right. Not like they don't illegally spy on and monitor their own citizens already or anything like that ha ha

Time for a cabinet reshuffle *unzips dick*

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Dominic Raab is getting the job is Boris can't do it. The one who became Brexit secretary then said he hadn't realised how important the Dover-Calais port was to trade. We'll be fine!

I'm not disagreeing with any of that, I'm just saying I don't understand why they couldn't make a simple statement saying all claimant commitments are suspended until further notice. Is that so unreasonable? They made a statement saying all face to face appointments are suspended. It'd take the same amount of energy (literally someone in a DWP office typing a sentence and pressing enter) but they won't do it for some reason.

All those in favour, squirt something out ya japs eye!

You ever watched the film with Geldoff? It's pretty good

walesonline.co.uk/news/wales-news/coronavirus-cases-wales-deaths-latest-17983258

scroll down on here, butt

Where you to? Cardiff's like a ghost-town, it's comfy

>illegally spy on
Doesn't happen.
Stop getting so hard over the idea that you're living in some kind of authoritarian dystopia, you aren't.

priti makes me want an indian gf!