/r9gay/ - #975

Why the FUCK does the other thread have more replies? Fucking disgraceful.

Since they're aren't man babies who cry about what the fucking threads image is.
Furries (majority) are disgusting but nothing to be mental about.

Furries should be hanged, as well as their sympathisers.

So why did you tards let furries take over the general now that the namefags dissapeared? Its almost as if the namefags were the good guys.

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>let furries take over the general
Oh no the threads picture is of an anthro animal, we are all doomed!
At least furries don't shit up the thread with their garbage attention whoring like namefags and tripfags did.

No idea, user. I think they have multiplied.

>Go on Tinder
>Show preferences as heterosexual
>Still show both sex
>Swipe right on qt twinks
>Text them "I'm not so sure this is a good idea anymore, have a nice day"
>They always say something along the lines of "What idea?" or "What do you mean?"
>Tell them "I've been bicurious for a while now but haven't explored it, now that I'm here I'm having second thoughts, it's making me nervous"
>They always end up doing everything they can to convince me
>When I'd meet up with one I'd always act shy and reluctant, only for them to do their best to satisfy me
>Mfw been getting prime boypussy reliably for 2 months now
Shhh don't tell everyone sekrit club

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Yes, normie, everyone wants what they can't get. That is quite basic stuff.
Now try finding love that way.

>disgusting normalfag degenerate brags about being a degenerate
Please off yourself.

Is that you gundamfag
Reminder: you need to fuck off!

>Now try finding love that way
There's a reason why romans had families with women and had lots of sex with men. Hint: The same sex will provide the greatest sexual understanding and opposite sex will provide the greatest emotional fulfilling.
>degenerate
Too bad most homos are complete sluts.

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>Too bad most homos are complete sluts.
Yeah, they are. Most homos should be burned alive, that includes you as well since you're one hell of a slut.

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That is just retarded thinking. You are just as delusional as the gay worshipper who say only gays are capable of love, all this is just an excuse for you to be a slut.

Hey what's with all the slut shaming anyway? I was just giving advice on how to find a one night stand or love or whatever. It's not like my method specifically is to fuck, I mean in my case yes but fuck you

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Because some of us are not sluts. I probably have declined at least 10 offers for sex in the last 24h.
We are not the same.

Niggers how do I train my ass so it doesn't hurt when I get fucked by big dick

Degenerates like you belong on a cross user.

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By getting a bf and having sex with him instead of random strangers, you whore.

We are not the same indeed. I wish you success in your quest for emotional fulfillment.
>Telling other homos to burn on /r9gay/
Damn I heard parts of LGBT disliked gays but this is just too real

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Just fuck off, we will not stand in solidarity with sluts and normalfags just because we're both gay, there is not and should not be an automatic friendship between people who are """""LGBT"""""

*clears thoat*
>TFWNOSCANDIBF

Ok, I am good now. Hello, good morning!

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As 18 yr old slim twink top what are my chances for loyal obedient feminime boyfriend?

Cool beans, keep being problematic to your own mental state. You seeking men for emotional fulfillment will prove to fail over time. Even though this is a belief of mine I tried to wish you well in your own belief, but your bitter inconsideration of my good wish clearly shows you don't deserve it.

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rent free
original cum

>problematic
Jesus Christ, you're unsalvagable
I don't give a fuck about your beliefs, user, you're as entitled to them as I am mine, my contention is you just don't belong here, and need to leave

>tfw no virgin bf to cuddle and comfort

>tfw 20 year old virgin and extremely ugly

Im virgin and wanna be cuddled and comforted though not your bf 3/4

Hold up
>20 y virgin
This is more than fine, in fact it sounds pretty damn tasty if you don't mind me saying so.
>extremely ugly
In details, what is your deformities?

Many things could change, user. Are you a burgerino? And how come you are still a virgin with that hot hot typing style of yours?

Im virgin because i am shy and 18 years old though im yuropoor unfortunately

Good! I dislike americans greatly.
Shyness is not a bad thing, user.
Tell me, if you could imagine, what kind of bf would you want? And since, you are so young, what is your age range?

>In details, what is your deformities?
Here you go user:
Big nose, noticeably asymmetric facial features, acne scars, loose skin and stretch marks from being formerly obese.
Nobody will ever find me attractive.

Well i would like a bf who makes me feel sepcial and wanted and makes me belive that im a cutie who should be treated well
Im more of an indoor person so liking movies and vidya is needed though i enjoy swimming and biking and sightseeing as well so best if i can do theese with my bf! I don't have a specific age range nearby my age is better but personality counts more. Id like my bf to be very supportive teach me how to cook maybe as well :)

That sounds pretty nice overall, user. How did such a cute and wholesome boy manage to stay single? Where in europoor are you, user?

I don't know user good question and i am hungarian btw

That doesn't sound too bad. I too have big nose, acne scars and some stretch marks, and I have dated.
Big noses can look good, acne scars can get better with certain lotion and stretch marks is a problem to some but not to me for example. A lot of people have these things and are fine.

Maybe there is a lack of options over there. Oh I know one lonely hungarian boy, maybe you two could chat a bit, unless you already know each other lol

I doubt i know any lonely hungarian boy :D

Do you have a disc, user? I will introduce you!

I am a khhv who just wants to cuddle.

Personally don't see that as a problem if that makes you feel any better.

I want to romance a small boy. I want to take him out on dates and find out everything about him. I want to walk him home every time, holding his hand. He might not expect me to, but it's important to me that he gets home safe. I want to brush his hair back with my hand and kiss him on the forehead as I say goodbye.

Eventually I'll take him back to mine for the night. He might be apprehensive but I'll assure him that he's here for some wholesome cuddling. I'll cook us some dinner and afterwards we'll collapse on the couch and talk for hours until I carry him off to bed.

I want to tell him in the morning that he's always welcome to my bed if he wants a safe and comfy place where he'll never be alone again.

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How old are you, and why do you think you ended up a khhv? Personally I was in the closet for most of my life before realising what I really wanted.

>this is literally all you want in life but you're about 182cm tall and have little to no redeeming qualities about yourself which makes you quite undesirable
>tfw ywn be a cute small boy with a loving, caring wholesome bf

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Yeah sure thanks
add bensimishakrebs#8854

I'm a few months away from turning 20. I'm a khhv since I'm shy, just generally very socially anxious and timid. That and because there's nothing that makes me stand out as a desirable partner or even friend.

Very cute!!!
182 is not that tall user i have a frend exactly that tall and id date him despite being way shorter

It's just one tiny thing among others that destroys any kind of confidence I'd have in myself. It's like there's nothing that desirable about me, there are always better options left and right.

Just date a tall guy user. I'm sure you'll be able to find ones once you foster some redeeming qualities for yourself!

Thanks user, I'm glad someone enjoys my writing.

That can easily be worked on, user. You are still young so there is a lot of time.
Of course you don't stand out of your timid, silly. Otherwise you wouldn't be timid.

i'm just a man...
looking for his shinji bf...
is it so hard?

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>You are still young so there is a lot of time.
I'm young yet I'm already tired though. I've tried to make things ''better'' but it never works out. All that keeps me alive is vidya and manga since I'm really into well built worlds and nice storytelling. Escapism is keeping me alive.

Yup, exactly the same, user. Just want someone to protect and comfort, make them feel special and safe. A man could kill for that.

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No, user, that is your big cope. You don't need to like this forever, don't be a retard.

>tfw no kaworu bf to crush to death in a giant robot
For once I'm using spoiler tags for an actual spoiler, feels weird

could be the other way around two, both of them are very similar boys, kaworu is just a self-actualization of shinji's desires of what he wants to be. they admire and cherish each other... it's very cute.
i always get sad at that scene, just wish they could have been together.

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