Cat

OP here. isn't trips but i like this name. if we don't get a trips by tomorrow evening it's gonna be Theodore

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Giuseppe

My list if names:
Guacamole
Donte
Shrek
Grass
Espagoochi

Call him Saturn

Name him Snoop Dogg

Name him Goldstein.

Rolling for Alan ahahsksksn ebehsne

Name him Ligma.

Gubbins

Name him Oliver

senor fagit nigar the 4th, heir to the bucket of mogadishu, sole protector of clean rectums, and diviner of the holy magnet

im going for bob

nigger man
u hef to do eet oh pee

Call him theo

for short

as a nickname :)

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this is my second choice, tied with 's suggestion of Theodore

OBERGRUPPENFUHRER CARLOS, MAYOR OF SIESTATOWN AND ALSO SPAIN (in a whisper) god save the queen

Second try for "Lucifer"

Lucifur is his name

Father Dougal

youre a faggot oreganooregano haha fuck you mods

Mourtzhopolous

idk arthur sounds kinda funny lol maybe do that

OP here, namefags don't count even if they get trips

This is the one, name it Giuseppe

hey we had the same idea high five bud

I can't accept a high five from a complete stranger.

fuckbugs is his name

Nasty McBitchface of Worcestershire the Third

Reeeeeeeeeee McFucklesticks

Dumpster Slime

Trippy

Would be a pretty original name.

Pubic-retch

Lets keep it simple... Steven

Le cocke

Diarrhea-Face

Name him "Nigger-man"

Clunt the Bunt Raider

Mr. owl

USS Liberty

and then take a step back as Israel shells it for hours on end

He looks like my cat Groot so Id call him Buttsex

Graymond Bogglehound

his name is Aaaaaaaaa

name it jeff

Pathetic Waste

Kunt Man Du

Sneed
original

Terrordon, the Eternal Stench

faggot screamer tits

The Order
The Old One
The Big O
Call him Theo for short
Oh wow nvm jeff it is

Jeff it is now tits or gtfo

winner
not bad

this but verbatim. It's name is literally "Name It Jeff"

that's gotta be the shittiest get i've seen in a long time

Well, there we have it. Jeff, it could have been Terrordon, The Eternal Stench but we can't always have nice things

fucking based, long live name it jeff the cat!

i genuinely hate you

Roll for this
Or this

His name jeff
Not original

Chunkster

If trips or greater you must name him
"niggerman"