>made an account on the "hot or not" dating app (similar to Tinder) >spent 2 hours in the morning setting everything up, and started swiping on women >afternoon >swiped at women for another 2 hours >9 pm >swiping at women for another 2 hours >found out you can actually look for women with in an interest in anime >swipe swipe swipe swipe >look at the statistics to see how well I'm performing >"Very low" >swipe swipe swipe swipe >eyes have become teary I'm about to cry, bros. All I want is a gf, but supposedly I can't have that either. Welp, guess I'll have to live my whole life all alone, or commit seppuku :'(((
Do you actually want a girlfriend or are you just lonely? A girlfriend won't help if you are wanting the wrong thing
Xavier Nelson
I've never shown my face online for this reason. I already know I'm ugly, no point in asking the world to remind me.
Colton Watson
is this bait, use an app people actually use
Daniel Gomez
>Do you actually want a girlfriend or are you just lonely? Both lonely and want a gf, desu I literally cry myself to sleep every second night while holding a pillow, and imagining that it's my gf that I'm hugging so hard :(((
I mean, I have managed to grow a beard, so that makes me slightly more attractive, but STILL. I think it's visible that I'm depressed, just by looking at the photo anyone can tell that :'((
Tinder required for my phone number, so I didn't want to give it away........
I want someone to cuddle with, especially when I go to bed. I also want someone to casually suck my dick even when I'm doing stuff. I love stealth fellatio/under table/under sheets/etc.
Ian Murphy
>I want someone to cuddle with, especially when I go to bed This. I'm especially lonely when I go to bed, and usually stay up until 2 am refreshing the Yas Forums, or searching for cute anime girls' pictures on yandex.
try offering to make her waffles in the morning instead
Christopher Evans
I mean, if it's all going to be through text with a limited possibility of visiting her irl, does that really matter? I want a gf to tell me how she really loves me, and for her to send me hearts emojis :(((
Anyone reading your bio is going to be repulsed in more ways than one. Full stop. Back to the drawing board. Maybe take some time to learn the basics though youtube videos, books, etc.
Ayden Collins
lmao are you trying to sound like a huge fucking loser, cause you're succeeding
I understand OP, made a tinder for the 100th time recently and still the same results, no one wants to even respond. Tried being completely honest an just saying I want a gf and now I get sarcastic responses. Fuck this shit, I would rather die alone..
>Anyone reading your bio is going to be repulsed in more ways than one. What do you mean by that?
>Maybe take some time to learn the basics though youtube videos, books, etc. What do you mean by "learn the basics"? I used to read lots of books when I were in highschool, so I can conversate with anyone without pretty a hassle. It's just that in real life I'm a little shy with approaching women, and dontt want to get metoo'd :(((
Yeah, iktf...
Also interested in this. Based normie Chaddingtons, give us, poor robots, some advises. Pleeeeeaaaase, I'm dying :'(((
I guess they are saying talking about these interests throws off normal women, who cares though I want a gf who shares me interests. I've been almost metoo'd before also so it is hard to even want to bother IRL...
>Also interested in this. Based normie Chaddingtons, give us, poor robots, some advises. Pleeeeeaaaase, I'm dying :'(((
1. Be attractive 2. Don't be unattractive
Aaron Barnes
Bro that sucks I keep matching with cis bitches on tinder and trans beezies on grindr but I don't really care
Ethan Turner
It looks like the majority of women on the app tries to appear whorish, and I'm not very fond of that. There's much more things in a relationship than the disgusting sex. Talk about hand hand holding, kissing, going together to the parks, etc.
>1. Be attractive >2. Don't be unattractive My eyes look tired in the profile picture I uploaded there, and I look like I haven't slept in 3 days. But I can't help that
I'm only interested in biological chromosomal women, desu
these pics are so cute user, please keep them coming
Ryder Thomas
Well after the girls are fun fucking and sucking they'll want a nice guy like you
Jaxson Clark
They're cute and everything, but I can't obtain a gf to experience such things with D:
>Well after the girls are fun fucking and sucking they'll want a nice guy like you But I can't live forever and wait for them to eventually come to me. I don't even think I'll live past 25, desu. The pain's unbearable :'(((
>What do you mean by "learn the basics"? Look at other bios. The whole point is to increase your "market value" so that you're more competitive with the swarm of other men. There are a million losers on these sites and liking anime doesn't elevate your status relative to them. So why would any girl pick your profile over someone else's?
>I used to read lots of books when I were in highschool, so I can conversate with anyone without pretty a hassle. Then read about something related to seduction, pua or women in general. If you don't have much real life experience then you need to totally reframe how you look at women.
>It's just that in real life I'm a little shy with approaching women, and dontt want to get metoo'd :((( Nonsense excuse.
Henry Barnes
Not an excuse if you have went through accusations in real life user that were unfounded and based on lies user. Trust me, it is a genuine worry a lot now. Lure them with chocolates I hear they like sweets.
>can't obtain a gf to experience such things with D: if i was single i would add you on disc user, you seem very nice and cute. i'm sure you will find someone soon
Wyatt Thomas
send ss of your profile and ill tell you what you're doing wrong
Gavin Baker
I guess I could try looking at other dude's profiles to get some nice bio ideas
>Lure them with chocolates I hear they like sweets. Chocolate pocky sticks should do the trick, and then maybe I could suddenly lean for a kiss :P
>i'm sure you will find someone soon Idk, bro. Everything seems so hopeless
how old are you? it can't be hopeless if you aren't even twenty-five. pocky is awesome
Josiah Ortiz
You have to fuck up to get metoo'd as some nobody. Normal women aren't going to falsely accuse the guy who said "Hi" to them of rape. The truth is that every woman in your "class" wants to give you a chance. It's your actions (or lack of) that turn them off. The worst case scenario is rejection. False rape accusations are only something you have to prepare for if you've managed to take her home.
Oliver Davis
But user, she accused me of being a sexual assaulter when we never met in real, only online through a dating app and people told me to kill myself for months. No user, trust me it happens a lot more to nobodies. Police eventually concluded she was making it all up and lying, my reputation was tarnished. I am a kind person too, would never disrespect anyone, so I know not why she accused me.
okay I read your profile and it is really bad. why did you type as if you were on Yas Forums??
Cooper Bell
be tall, be attractive. mostly just be tall
Robert Bell
I sent her a message that said Hi how are you, she started saying she had my phone number(some how), would blow me up online, which she did proceed to do with my photo and phone number on twitter, said the police would lock me up and throw away the key. The entire interaction lasted about 10 minutes on tinder. She then texted my phone number until I asked her to cease and desist and told her I would file a action of slander if she did not stop. It was a long process and police were actually pretty kind to me overall. Friends distanced themselves and abandoned me and family rarely speaks to me anymore. You should try adding more personal hobbies and maybe not talk about anime. (I added anime photos to my tinder and it worked though years ago)
>accepting used goods Where's Meriadoc Brandybuck when you need him?
Kayden Evans
On top of those issues don't be a mentalcel either, if you're too mentally ill to even go outside then what's your appearance matter? On top of that, if you're too anxious/depressed to talk to women for prolonged periods of time then what's it matter how tall you are or your appearance? Not being mentally ill and having confidence is the #1 key to landing a relationship with a woman I'm sure.
It doesn't sound like it's your fault but then again your bio reeks of autism so maybe she knew you were a vulnerable target.
Julian Wright
what kind of self pitying bio is that? grow a spine jesus fuck no wonder you have no gf.
Charles Richardson
height > face > race > frame > everything else
Angel Torres
Then explain why I'm single when I'm taller then 99% of men, I have a decent face, I'm white and I'm physically fit. Wouldn't you say it's because I'm a hikikomori who has panic attacks going outside and talking to women? How would I simply overcome this? No, mental illness is at the forefront if you're actually fucked in the head. Go tell a schizophrenic patient to go get a girlfriend lol bro... just be tall...
Hunter Sanchez
>why did you type as if you were on Yas Forums?? Maybe because the only social interaction I get with people is through Yas Forums, and usually on this board........
I'm 5'9" (176 cm for eurobros)
>You should try adding more personal hobbies I'm interested in computers, and I don't think that girls are very fond of that. Most girls put netflix, chilling, travelling in their profiles, aka NPC normie tier "hobbies"
I mean, it'd be much better cuddling with a girl, than crying oneself to sleep and cuddling a pillow :'(((
Work on yourself before trying to find someone. I thought I was bad but looking at this you should self help or rope
Logan Cox
nobody uses that app in the first place probably. secondly youre conducting yourself like a 14 year old boy in your profile. what the fuck dude? use tinder and try acting like youre an adult instead of a bullied boy from an anime
Christian Thompson
26 khhv White, 6'1'', weight train for 5 years, good job, and still no gf. I gave up on women desu. I hope I die soon.
Daniel Roberts
well it's literally your fault at the end of the day. if you are tall and white, you can get a gf quite easily. the "literally go outside" thing actually applies to people like you. not people like me
Kevin Gonzalez
>nobody uses that app in the first place probably I just didn't like how Tinder asked for my phone number in order to use it, and the app that I'm using right now literally has much higher rating on the play store, and with more positive reviews from dudes
>I have a discord delete >>tfw no gf to make me waffles for when i wake up :/ delete >INTO COLLECTING CUTE ANIME GIRLS' PICTURES. holy fuck delete >I'd highly prefer the conversation to be in the English language delete this too >interests #anime #animeandmanga ^ THIS MEANS YOU HAVE NO INTERESTS!!! ADD MORE SHIT HERE!!
>I'm interested in computers PUT THAT!! that's a lot more promising than being a loser whos only trait is watching anime
Josiah Young
>>I'd highly prefer the conversation to be in the English language >delete this too But I speak 3 languages, desu, and am thinking of picking up Japanese in order to understand my animes without subtitles
I used tinder for trying to find a girlfriend really, although it rarely works out as people don't respond by default. Because its your job as a man, bring everything to the table and entertain them or your good as dirt, sadly.
