There are pear femanons reading this post right now

>tfw there really are fembots built like this
Are you short too? Please be short.

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You've made my day.

i am so excited for making stacy happy please give me some crumbs of vagina m'am

If you don't think hourglass is the best you are mentally ill

I will settle for nothing less than a pear shaped girl with an innie pussy.

t. suicidal misanthropic druggie and alcoholic

Inverted triangle and hourglass are objectively superior, liking obese cunts is an amerifat coping mechanism

Tfw used to be thin pear but apple now bc I got fat. At least everyone leaves me alone now

you stupid dumb bitch why would you do that

>Hourglass.
Yes.
>Apple.
LOLWAT
>rectangle
ok
>Pear
Dick is now diamonds, thank you.
>Inverted triangle
LOL, THAT'S A MAN

what about hourglass but with an ugly face and extreme mental illness.

shes not built like that. That body is ridiculously proportioned and overweight

i'll fix her by getting pregnant, pregnancy will cure her of her mental issues

Don't worry, you're probably much uglier on the inside.

Wife is pear shape. She is currently working from home. I grope her all day while she is at her desk until she either jerks or sucks me off.

depends what you mean. oddly enough I have spoken to a few self proclaimed ugly robots who this statement fits

>pregnancy will cure her of her mental issues

It really wont. Pregnancy doesnt make shithouse wackjob femcels into good women, it just leads to more infanticide.

im not violent mentally ill. Just sad and autistic mentally ill

so pregnancy it is then

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ugly people shouldnt reproduce.

To any fembot reading this, your body is perfect.

be quiet, its pregnancy time

They know it is, guys who say they prefer anything else are just coping because they know they could never get an hourglass Stacy.

Fact: inverted triangle girls make the best muscular tomboys, and the fembots that have this body are truly beautiful.
Apple doesn't exist, though. Literally just a normal fat girl made for the fatfags of this board.

Not sure why but I laughed very hard at this post OP, have a (you) for making my day.

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>Apple
umm... that's called OBESITY sweetie

also
HOURGLASS OR PEAR, both is fine too
IF YOU FIND RECTANGLE OR TRIANGLE ATTRACTIVE YOU WANT A MAN NOT A WOMAN

there is nothing wrong with rectangle girls, those girls can absolutely be very cute

It's called irony, faggot. They're called apple because it's something they've never touched. Fucking retarded cunt.

>Mfw when retards think hourglass is the best because they only heard of that term as they glanced at the image.

Seething fridge detected.

hourglass body is widely accepted as the most objectively attractive body type. it is womanly and not a shapeless overweight blob, That isnt to say other body types can't be pleasing. They just dont have the same wide appeal.

can a femanon with a rectangle body please acknowledge my existence i swear i think youre cute PLEASE

Fuck you guys, give me all the apples

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first post, best post
couldn't have say it better

the hourglass shape turns me the fuck on. I've only had sex with two hourglass-like girls. one of them was tall and thin ,the sex was just kind of OK but nothing special, the other one was shorter and thicker with a really narrow waist and big boobs. great sex but it was after 6 months of no-sex so I had some trouble of not cooming instantly (I wasn't wearing a condom so I had to be extra careful) also I was on some sleeping pill or benzo, so that may have increased the experience a bit. I'm currently in a relationship with a small-petite gf who's a mix between hourglass but also reverse triangle, she's the most attractive girl I've ever been with and the sex is fine and I'm happy with her, but I still sometimes miss my degenerate male slut period, so whenever I'm alone I just fap away to different amature porn looking for different bodytypes - makes me feel nostalgic of my younger days.

strangely though looking back, I get turned the FUCK on by hourglass shapes in theory (porn) but in practise (sex) it isn't anything special and bodytype doesn't account for much. more about how horny I am and how long I haven't had sex for. I'd probably find sex more enjoyable if I was still single and had to go through all the dating (teasing) with different girls with different bodies different faces and whatnot. but being in a relationship is much more worth it, being and working with someone towards a future together.

O hi, I'm a pear.
I hate not having tits.

>triangle
that's a man

So you're saying you'd kill for a nice pear of tits?

you may hate it but its my favorite type of body, so just love yourself sis

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hey me too i've got a really small chest and wide hips and i feel like everyones lookin for that big titty goth gf what about a small titty mommy gf

Can I mate with you?

>small titty mommy gf
right fucking here
be my hipslut gf

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If you have a nice ass that blows over having big tits. Tits are boring.

My girlfriend is a pear and that's the only reason I haven't shot myself

>i've sex
yo wtf happened to this board?

ive been told i do by the couple boyfriends ive had in my life but theyve always loved me very much so who knows if its influenced by that. im still trying to do squats to make it better though sorry if this sounds retarded i have drank a bit of wine

It never began for Apple

Chuckled irl

I think I'm hourglass just with no boob

no boob is cute you're cute now be my mother fucking gf NOW

>tfw triangle tranny
fuck my male skeleton

femanon here
i am LAUGHING AT YOU LMAO

>tfw used to be hourglass but lost so much weight it doesn't matter
Feels bad doods.

i'll accept your laughs as long as you aren't apple or triangle

>femanon
Get off this fucking board and kill yourself you useless whore, females can't be robots.

be my gf and ill feed you choclates and italian pastries and smack your ass

Get out of here fucking normie
based

doesn't matter. it's about skeletal proportions.

same here, I used to stuff my bra in high school to make them look bigger.
refused to hug anybody though, was afraid somebody would feel my hard ass lumps