Women hate thread. Anybody got new stuff?

No one ever said those things correlated in anyway. You're combatting an argument no one made.

>"maybe if I simp for the non-existent fembots on the woman hating thread, ill be sure to get a gf!!"

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>"how dare men suffering from depression get angry at being forced to live shitty lives while no one gives them a shred of sympathy"

Men here are not shitty, they are hurt

I bet you think being nice to your mother is simp behavior too

Nigger I said I like these threads, I just don't think OP's choice of image a very good way to start the thread because it just makes him look irrational. It's like starting a black people hate thread with a news story about a black firefighter saving someone.

Ever since this quarantine shit started the board has become overwhelmingly infested with normalniggers. All you faggots fuck off back to where you came from

>a mother joking about being lazy and borderline neglectful is equivalent to a black man saving victims of a fire
Nigger, what?

No she probably is just unable to cook you faggot

>Men here are not shitty, they are hurt
Can't say I find this false during my stay here.
They're a lot more tolerable than Yas Forums dudes.

Then she should fucking learn from her husband before he goes back to supporting his entire family single-handedly, eh?

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You don't know how hard it is to cook do you?
I bet you make nothing but ramen if you think it is easy to make a good meal

>a mother joking about being lazy and borderline neglectful is equivalent to a black man saving victims of a fire
Yeah a woman has time to make eggs and pancakes for breakfast, make their lunch, make sure they have their homework, make sure they brushed their hair and make sure they get to school on time.

>is clearly a stay at home mom
>cant cook
Just shut the fuck up you stupid faggot. Who are you trying to impress? The discord trannies?

>he thinks its hard to cook
Fucking brainlet, ahahhahahaha fucking hell man

a) how is not cooking homemade breakfasts every day neglectful? There's nothing wrong with letting your kids have oatmeal or some shit instead of cooking them a sugary mess every morning
b) it's not, I just wanted to create a hypothetical that would show black people in a positive light, just as this pic shows women in a positive light. She's not joking about being lazy, she's joking about how appreciative she is of her husband.

Dude it's fucking eggs.
A retarded baby could cook eggs with its little baby dick.

I'm not a stay at home mother of multiple children who can't make something as simple as pancakes and eggs for breakfast.
I make a bomb-ass omelette anyways, so step off sweaty :)

Yeah? Its not that fucking hard, retard. Especially if shes a stay at home mother.
>wake up at 6:30
>take 30 mins TOPS to make breakfast
>take 10 minutes to make their lunch while kids eat
>take about 30 seconds to ask if they have their homework, if they dont tell them to get it which takes about 3 seconds
>tell them to brush their hair if they havent, takes about 5 minutes
>they're ready for school at 7:30, with an extra 15 minutes if needed
Lol

You must have a serious learning disability if you think making pancakes and eggs is at all difficult.

My mom always made sure I had something to eat and had my shit together before school and then went to do an 8 hour shift on her feet all day. These lazy bitches can't even make breakfast in the house they spend all day lounging around in.
Gives me conniptions.

If she has the time to make sure her kids eat properly every morning but chooses not to, it is 100% lazy and neglectful. No one said it's bad for kids to eat oatmeal every now and then, besides even that takes time to prepare. And I don't think the joke is about appreciating her husband, you're pulling shit out of your ass. To me it sounds more like a joke about her not wanting to keep up the standard he set by making a hearty breakfast every morning.

>You don't know how hard it is to cook do you?
It's fucking pancakes, man. The kids are just as capable of making pancakes as a full grown adult. She's not being asked to make steak au poivre with a homegrown horseradish on the side.

>make sure her kids eat properly
How is feeding them pancakes making sure they eat properly? Pancakes should only ever be a nice treat you get once in a while, not a staple food. Her husband is obviously only feeding them junkfood like this because he knows he'll be returning to work soon and wants to enjoy his time with his kids. If he were feeding them breakfast every day I guarantee you they would be getting something more nutritious than fucking pancakes.

You know pancakes can be made healthy right? You don't have to fucking fill them with sugar and smother them with syrup. You're probably some skinny faggot who thinks meme diets are optimal. A father knows how to feed a son to make sure he grows strong.

Tuna. Canned. Open. Fry it. Vegetable oil.
While frying it, boil water. Pour in rice. Cover. Set timer. Toss in seasoning.
While boiling, boil water in other pot. Toss in eggs. Hard-boil for 10 minutes. Peel shell. Cut them up. Toss into rice later.
Return to tuna. Stir in seasoning. Let sit in pan.
Return to rice. Teriyaki/onions sauce. Let sit.

Do stuff between wait times. Text. Browse internet. Short game. Jerk/rub off.

Few minutes later... Toss it all into the rice pot. Stir. Eat. Be healthy and full. Nice. Many difficult. Such hard.

Can you substitute the tuna with canned chicken?Doesn't sound too bad, desu

Nigger if you think a busy father with a rare opportunity to make breakfast for his children is gonna make them something healthy instead of spoiling them, then you had one cold hearted father.

You're moving the goalposts all over the place, faggot. And a healthy, nutritional breakfast can still be delicious anyways.

Chicken is fine.

You small brains don't get it. If she views the behavior of the husband making their CHILDREN breakfast as some exemplary action that requires recognition and she is "not prepared to maintain after he returns to work", it means that she doesn't, and probably never did, do the same. The post also implies that he works and she doesn't but still doesn't make her own children breakfast. It is enraging. And it is total fucking bullshit if you can see past just the tweet.
>Why do roasties have children if they don't want to care for them?
What's the odds the husband comes home from work and makes the family dinner too? I guarantee the bitch with the handle "Anecdotal Birthcontrol" doesn't do fucking shit.
>Simps on full attack today

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Men are really dumb.

I was cooking my own pancakes at like 8 years of age.

Explain why instead of just tossing insults around.

Incoming call: based gang

I'm not the one moving the goalpost. You keep extrapolating that he's got to somehow be making healthy pancakes during his limited time off and that his wife is neglecting them and then bragging about it on twitter. If you look at the tweet with even an ounce of sanity it's clear that she's joking about the fact that he's taking the opportunity to spoil them. The point of the tweet is obviously "look how loving my husband is" not whatever weird shit you've come up with.

Women are lazy worthless cows

>I'm not the one moving the goalpost. You keep extrapolating that he's got to somehow be making healthy pancakes during his limited time off and that his wife is neglecting them and then bragging about it on twitter.
Yes you are the one moving the goal post retard, you stated that the husband must be in the wrong because hes making his kids unhealthy pancakes, all I did was tell you that pancakes can be made healthy. The whole discussion wouldn't have even arose if you didn't move the goalpost by mentioning the presumably unhealthy pancakes. It's not so much that shes bragging about it, it's more so that shes making a joke out of it which further implys her lack of care.
>If you look at the tweet with even an ounce of sanity it's clear that she's joking about the fact that he's taking the opportunity to spoil them. The point of the tweet is obviously "look how loving my husband is" not whatever weird shit you've come up with.
You're seeing what you want to see. Read this he explained it pretty well, retard.

New OC I just found

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You said
>If she has the time to make sure her kids eat properly every morning but chooses not to,
You were the one who asserted that *not* making pancakes everyday is somehow not making sure they eat properly. You were the one who made the argument that pancakes are healthy and that by not feeding them to her kids she is being neglectful.
Nowhere did I say or even imply that the husband is in the wrong for treating his kids to pancakes while he has the chance. In fact, I specifically stated the opposite. This discussion only arose because you asserted that she was neglectful and not making sure her kids are eating properly.
>You're seeing what you want to see.
Ironic. Like you, that user is unable to interpret subtext and wants so desperately for this tweet to be evidence of women being evil that he thinks she's saying she doesn't feed her kids.

Tbh even this is easy as fuck to make

I know, I just tried to think of something that was harder to make then pancakes, and considering like 99% of dishes were, I just chose something that sounds fancy. Fuck, I love steak au poivre...

>If she has the time to make sure her kids eat properly every morning but chooses not to,
>You were the one who asserted that *not* making pancakes everyday is somehow not making sure they eat properly.
Yeah, that was the whole point of why we're criticizing her retard. She is joking about not feeding her kids a proper cooked breakfast, as it's a standard she cant live up to. She says it herself. This goes for the eggs to, any meal. It doesn't have to just be pancakes, you're the one focused on the pancakes because you're trying to use it as leverage. I get you're trying to twist this around and take my quotes out of context but all you've done is make yourself look stupid. Well done.
>Nowhere did I say or even imply that the husband is in the wrong for treating his kids to pancakes while he has the chance. In fact, I specifically stated the opposite.
>There's nothing wrong with letting your kids have oatmeal or some shit instead of cooking them a sugary mess every morning
>cooking them some sugary mess every morning
>sugary mess
Lol? Are you actually a retard?
>This discussion only arose because you asserted that she was neglectful and not making sure her kids are eating properly.
Yes. Although it's not really an assumption for reasons already stated multiple times in this thread.
>Ironic. Like you, that user is unable to interpret subtext and wants so desperately for this tweet to be evidence of women being evil that he thinks she's saying she doesn't feed her kids.
No, not ironic. You are literally seeing only what you want to see and are deploying mental gymnastics to rationalize yourself.

>She is joking about not feeding her kids a proper cooked breakfast,
You keep asserting that pancakes are a proper breakfast and that anything other than pancakes is not a proper breakfast. Both of these are false. Nowhere in the tweet does she call pancakes a proper cooked breakfast, and the fact that you think pancakes are a "proper breakfast" shows that you are either a fat amerilard, nutritionally illiterate, or simply doing mental backflips to try and make this tweet into a negative thing. No sane human would think that pancakes are a proper cooked breakfast and that anything else is neglect.
>cooking them some sugary mess every morning
Note the words "every morning." Treating your kids to a unhealthy but tasty treat because you normally don't have the chance to do so is good parenting. Feeding that same treat to your children as their standard daily breakfast is not. This is the core of the joke. Her husband is spoiling them during his short time off work, and when he returns to work she will have to return to feeding her kids something other than pancakes. The humour is that the children will become accustomed to daily fresh pancakes for breakfast, and will resent the return to normal food.
>You are literally seeing only what you want to see and are deploying mental gymnastics to rationalize yourself.
You're the one concluding that she doesn't fucking feed her kids because she joked about the fact that her husband is feeding them fresh pancakes while he's off work. I'm honestly shocked that you can be this unbelievably retarded.

>You keep asserting that pancakes are a proper breakfast and that anything other than pancakes is not a proper breakfast.
That's not true, you're putting words in my mouth. I never once said that and I'd like for you to point out where I did. I also said pancakes can be made healthy, since you're the one hyperfocused on the pancakes and tried to use them as an example to shun the father. I even said that oatmeal is okay sometimes, but her implications in her "joke" would even suggest shes not willing to do that.
>Nowhere in the tweet does she call pancakes a proper cooked breakfast, and the fact that you think pancakes are a "proper breakfast" shows that you are either a fat amerilard, nutritionally illiterate, or simply doing mental backflips to try and make this tweet into a negative thing.
No one fucking said that she says pancakes are a good breakfast, but her saying it's a standard she cant live up to means that she sees cooked hearty breakfasts as a rare occasion that she wouldn't normally do. Are you a fucking schizophrenic or something, retard? And like I said, pancakes can be healthy. You're nutritionally misinformed (lol "nutritionally illiterate") if you think they're always just an unhealthy treat. There you go with the name calling as well, you're probably a roastie with this emotional reaction. That's why you feel so personally attacked too. Pancakes are a proper cooked breakfast, and not once did I say that anything else wasnt, so again, don't put words in my mouth schizo.
>Note the words "every morning." Treating your kids to a unhealthy but tasty treat because you normally don't have the chance to do so is good parenting. Feeding that same treat to your children as their standard daily breakfast is not.
Moving the goalposts with the "tasty treat they don't always get" point again. And for the 5th time, pancakes can be healthy if you dont douse it in sugar and syrup.

>Her husband is spoiling them during his short time off work, and when he returns to work she will have to return to feeding her kids something other than pancakes. The humour is that the children will become accustomed to daily fresh pancakes for breakfast, and will resent the return to normal food.
Again you're making shit up just to have leverage. Notice how you focus only on the pancakes because that's what fits into your little narrative? She mentions eggs to, I'd say that's the staple breakfast food but she even considers that a standard she cant live up to. Obviously she doesnt cook for the kids when dad goes to work and that's what the joke is about, whatever bullshit you're making up is just that, make belief. She literally says "a standard I cant live up to."
>You're the one concluding that she doesn't fucking feed her kids because she joked about the fact that her husband is feeding them fresh pancakes while he's off work. I'm honestly shocked that you can be this unbelievably retarded.
No one said she doesn't feed her kids, dont put words in my mouth schizo. The point is shes neglectful because she has the time to cook but most likely chooses to feed them sugary cereal or plain toast because cooking is a "standard she can't live up to." Which is 100% being neglectful considering she has all the time in the world. I'm honestly surprised you can be this retarded.

Imagine arguing about making pancakes and eggs

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I have nothing better to do lol, this is my entertainment and brain exercise

the post never says that she doesn't work she could very well be stuck at home too
be less retarded and I guarantee you you'd have a happier life

>No one fucking said that she says pancakes are a good breakfast, but her saying it's a standard she cant live up to means that she sees cooked hearty breakfasts as a rare occasion
Re-read your post at least a dozen fucking times user. How you can be so incredibly self defeating is beyond me. Let me put this in very simple terms for you: There is only one possible way that the statement "I don't normally cook pancakes" equates to "I don't normally cook a hearty breakfast" and that is if pancakes are the only example of a cooked hearty breakfast. Given that you literally just now in the very post I'm replying to said that you think the former statement implies the latter, you are arguing that not cooking pancakes means not cooking a hearty breakfast.
>Moving the goalposts with the "tasty treat they don't always get" point again. And for the 5th time, pancakes can be healthy if you dont douse it in sugar and syrup.
I'm not shifting the goalpost, I'm using my mysterious ability to interpret to subtext of what someone is saying to deduce that normally she does not feed her children pancakes, that both she and her husband are behaving roughly the way normal parents do, and that she does not literally mean pancakes every day are a standard one should genuinely aspire to. Clearly this is too complex for you.

>Re-read your post at least a dozen fucking times user. How you can be so incredibly self defeating is beyond me. Let me put this in very simple terms for you: There is only one possible way that the statement "I don't normally cook pancakes" equates to "I don't normally cook a hearty breakfast" and that is if pancakes are the only example of a cooked hearty breakfast. Given that you literally just now in the very post I'm replying to said that you think the former statement implies the latter, you are arguing that not cooking pancakes means not cooking a hearty breakfast.
You're taking things out of context and deploying mental gymnastics again, focusing on the pancakes, not the eggs or any other bit if context just so you can feel like you're right. I never said the former means the latter, you're being pedantic because you don't have an argument. Pancakes are a hearty breakfast, so are other meals. I already said that but you're cherry picking information. Eggs are part of that hearty meal. Her saying that she can't live up to the standard of cooking eggs and pancakes, a simple meal, means that she doesnt cook for the kids. There are other hearty meals than just that specific food, you're a literal retard for trying to use this as an argument lmao.
>I'm not shifting the goalpost, I'm using my mysterious ability to interpret to subtext of what someone is saying to deduce that normally she does not feed her children pancakes, that both she and her husband are behaving roughly the way normal parents do, and that she does not literally mean pancakes every day are a standard one should genuinely aspire to. Clearly this is too complex for you.
No you are 100% moving the goalposts. No one said that only pancakes are the standard, it was an example she made herself. Are you fucking retarded? Quit putting words in my mouth. What part of the subtext makes you believe she does cook for them? Because all the information in the "joke" would imply otherwise.

fuck u fags for turning this thread into a fucking pancake and eggs war.

i dont have anything else as i dont use any social media.

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>Her saying that she can't live up to the standard of cooking eggs and pancakes, a simple meal, means that she doesnt cook for the kids. There are other hearty meals than just that specific food,
These two statements are mutually exclusive.
>all the information in the "joke" would imply otherwise.
THE JOKE IS ABOUT THE FACT THAT HE'S COOKING THEM FRESH PANCAKES NOT THE FACT THAT HE'S COOKING FOR THEM AT ALL YOU ABSOLUTE MONGOLOID.

the husband is making breakfast because he is home from work all the time now. if the woman usually makes breakfast for them everyday, it's likely she's just a housewife