What's the most BASED thing you've ever seen a female do?

What's the most BASED thing you've ever seen a female do?

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he's literally zoomerjak lol

>A full body punch so weak that the glasses didn't break and the man doesn't even seem to be in pain
Imagine being female

it would be pretty great from my perspective. i could actually go get married if i wanted to.

kek
argnanillo

ONE PUUUUUNNNNCCCHHH!
Based Edition

I would've instantly called the cops, filed battery and assault and laughed in court as she got sentenced

>most based thing I've seen a woman do
Attempt to kill herself. As it is with all things women do, she failed. But at least she tried to rid the world of a roastie.

even if a dude punched like that I doubt he'd knock a little girl out. zero form and clearly staged

did she think he was pretending to fuck her?

I want to do that to a guy soooooo bad

Your balls are about as big as birdseed, friend.

A story in 4 images

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yo anyone got that clip of some chick putting several bullets in that teacher turned kidnapper's chest?

Haha why don't you try it haha

I can't hit her back so that's my only option.
You know what happens when a male even dares to hit a female right...

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Masterful, dare I say, brilliant.
Yes, I lived through it in fact. Let me tell you 1v6 is not fun.

and get killed, no thanks. its hard enough trying to avoid being kidnapped, raped and killed by a guy. I'm not but 5' and 94lbs

she caught his head with the side of her arm, not a fist. It does look like a decent shot for what it's worth, another to rattle him but not do any real damage. Sure it could staged but compared to most obvious fakes, the guy did take a pretty decent hit for it. My instincts tell me this clip's real but I'm not dismissing that it could be staged

What a king
oregano

Ay lil mama I'm finna clap them cheeks during this quarantine what's your snap

she probably could have gotten off for assumed sexual harassment, it's not unheard of for guys to do pervy shit in close proximity to random women in public places. How was she to know he was doing the zoomer dance right on her ass

Should've kept smiling flicked her face and said "pardon mlady"

Chances are that dude was a massive faggot hated by everyone

>punching a man for dancing
>"wow m'lady you are so based im not like other men ill treat u like a queen plz peg me"

Just observe the female, who has been slapping him, hitting him, and no doubt, egging him on to "fight me" or "throw hands" like all agnsty thots do, for the entire duration of the footage. The picosecond the fella retaliates, the white knight swarm closes in, surrounds him, beats him, though they do not know why.

They've been programmed by societal rhetoric to think "hurt female bad", and they react accordingly. The queen remains unscathed, and is likely thereafter attended by the beta workers, comforted, treated, etc.

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That gunt though

I just beat it up and you kissed it

"Ugh"

wew, I hope you're not being serious. Lay off the memes for a bit

>woman punches man in the face
everyone laughs at him
>man punches woman in the face
a bunch of people team up and beat the shit out of him
women truly have life on easy mode

IIRC in the video with sound the dude calls her a whore or something and that's what sets her off. Oh well. If you have white knights at your disposal might as well use them

no he is right.
that shit was assault.

probably because women can't punch for shit. it's like a little kid hitting you. a dude, on the other hand, could actually injure you

God people disgust me

Jokes on them i would be big enough the beat them all up

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more like a bunch of whiteknights who had nothing to do with the incident, decided to jump in to defend milady because they hoped it would give them 0.01% of her sucking their dicks for defending her honor

he got off easy and I shouldn't have to explain why she was within her right to do what she did

They're kids.
Once you reach adulthood it gets worse, there will always be someone bigger and even then you can't beat the odds of more numbers.

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fuck off you roastie
she was in the wrong. a weak inferior woman should know not to hit a stronger male or face the consequences. she deserved what she got.
You wouldn't egg on a bear would you, then act shocked when it decides to maul you afterward.

Dude shoves the girl
He then gets beaten half to death
In what world is this fair

t. zoomzoom

isn't your favorite babysitter, I mean streamer online at this time of day?

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God, whites are such savages...

Hold on a sec, I don't think you even replied to me about the right webm in the first place. I'm defending the girl in the OP, not that other webm

>shoves her
>tfw instant regret
>immediately crouches in panic in act of submission before getting BTFO
feels bad

Even the girl in OP, is in the wrong.
She assaulted someone immediately based on an assumption. Imagine if I could just shoot anyone I saw standing on my lawn for thinking they were standing there to rob my home.

Cleaning the house, preparing meals and only speaking when spoken to.

>when an incel walks in public

I hate women so much
Why are they so evil
Why dont they ever think about others.
I wish I could just become some dumb simp and i didn't have to come to terms with all this shit.

>I hate women so much
Same, but I also love their bodies so much...
How can you hate, what your dick forces you lust after?

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Lived/survived on a small island for some time with a girl, she actually pulled her weight and knew more about survival. So that was pretty based.

Cant you actually do that in some states, maybe if you have a "trespassers will be shot on sight" signs and shit

Also girl in OP seems permissible to me because it's a kneejerk reaction to thinking she's being sexually assaulted

It's "wrong" to call women children though. Equal rights and shit

>as she got sentenced
pfft

Fucking bitch, I really wish I could have been him.

albino niggers, not even once.

>tfw was weaker than the girl attacking me but people ganged on me the moment I hit back
Fuck this webm it brings back highschool memories

Whites are fucking chimps.

>How can you hate, what your dick forces you lust after?
thats simp shit

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This is why you use a knife to gut the whore or a gun to shoot the cucks for daring to attack you.

the worst part of that video is he pushes her with the lightest force possible like a fucking spring breeze. she falls over like a fucking twig in a roaring storm. you can tell he genuinely had no idea that little force would send her flying he had actual concern for the aftermath only to get fist raped.

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>NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO HE MUST HAVE BEEN AN AWFUL PERSON LIKE ANYONE WHO HARMS A PRECIOUS FEMALERINO
Go back to /r/cuckolds you faggot

my mom giving birth to me

i wouldn't call it based, but i found it impressive in a psychotic way. this girl figured out her boyfriend was cheating on her. so one night when he was asleep she kind of broke into his house to check his phone, the door was open and she just walked in. he was asleep and she saw all the messages on his phone. she knew who the girl was, and she knew where that girl would be the next morning. she sat in her car all night long waiting for this girl to show up, and when she did she got out of the car with a baseball bat and cracked her in the face with it a couple times, the girl lost a couple teeth. she drove off and eventually had to turn herself in to the police. she had to do a year in jail for it.

if they were black this would make the rounds on every nigger hate thread.